Mark A.J. Corey Deb Eddie Gina Joe Lucas Rex Warren Other Kind
The first thing that Mark says in “Empire Records” is:
“What the hell are you doing here man?”
“Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark.”
“Empire…oh huh…What is that?… Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark.”
Mark: “Hey what ya doing man?
A.J.: “Exercising my veto man”
Mark: “It’s only 9:00. I mean you sure you wanna do that?”
A.J.: “Mark, listening to this crap is guaranteed to make you sterile.”
Mark: “Maybe I wanna be sterile.”
Joe: “Could you please not sing Mark?”
Mark: “You know what Joe? One of these days I’m gonna show you little people.”
Joe: “On that day I’m gonna jump out of my wheel chair and do a dance.”
Mark: “How ‘bout today? Rex Manning Day”
Gina: "You know it's too early... It makes the customers all crazy-like."
Mark: "That's the whole point."
“Shoplifter!!!”
"But we musn't dwell. No, no. Not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day!
“Guava food groups Corey”
"Floyd's very cool."
Gwar: "Hey Mark! You play a mean guitar man! It's a shame you must die!"
Mark: "I love you Eddie!"
“Empire Records open till midnight this is Mark... Midnight! Help me… Help me! Help me!
Help me! Oh God!”
“Whoa! Whoa! Wait a second. Give me give me a couple of seconds….”
“Damn the man. Save the Empire.”
“Out with the old, in with the new kind.”
Lines that are sorta memorable from the moveis that don't have Ethan
or Mark in them. I guess if you wanna understand some of the things,
you gotta watch the movie!
"By 1:37 exactly Joe!"
"Okay Corey here it goes, you know that feeling you get when you just stepped out of
a warm bath? All warm and refreshed and.... You make me feel like a bath?!"
"I am Rex Manning, I'm so sexy!"
"My father says there are 24 usable hours in every day."
"Is that the way it's gonna be now? You're gonna screw every has-been until your tits
fall down and they don't want you anymore?"
"Don't fight, just rip."
"Jesus, I hate this funeral."
"That's so sweet I think I'm going to barf. Excuse me."
"I talked to God and she says 'yo was up?' and she wants you to lose the gun."
"You can't kill me. I'm already dead."
"Is that the way you pictured your first time anyway? Your back against the daily
totals, your feet pounding against the safe, 'Oh Rexy, you're so sexy'."
"Now they're my special recipe, and you know what that means...lots of sugar."
"This is the glue of the world Mark...It's what holds it all together. Without this,
life would be meaningless."
"Hey, you forgot your thingy!"
"Got a brown? Anyone got a brown?!....Or-ange!"
"Shock me shock me shock me with that devient behavoir."
"Now Debra, don't be bitter, certainly with your ever growing collection of flesh
mutilating silver appendages, and your brand new neo nazi boot camp make over, the boys
will come a runnin!"
"Welcome to Music Town, May I service you?"
"Attention Rex Manning fans! To your left, you will notice a shoplifter being chased
by our night manager Lucas. This young man will be caught, deep-fried in a vat of hot oil and
served to our first 100 cutomers. Hahaha, just another tasty treat from the gang here
at Empire Records."
"I don't know it's just something I've been able to do. I can tell you what color
and what kind."
"You want advice from me about love, my wife left me for another woman and my girlfriend
forced me to leave at gunpoint... Does that qualify me?"
"Let me explain it to you. Mitchel's the man, I'm the idiot, you're the screw up, and
we are all losers...Welcome to Music Town!"
"If I win this roll, I will save the place I love from being sold, and all the jobs of
my friends who work there. Thus, striking a blow at all that is evil, and making this world a
better place to live in."
"I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do."
"Damn the man."
"The fat man walks alone."
"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."
"Always play with their minds."
"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana head."
"In this life, there are nothing but possibilities."
"Jane, did you compare the percentage of teenage male Rex Manning fansto the incidents
of homosexuality amongst teenage males?"
"Joe is it ok if I leave the couch? Cause I'm gonna leave the couch now..ok? My ass is
falling asleep now so I gotta go!"
"Dont worry Joe, you're a superb manager!"
"What? No applause?"
"Me Joe, you Jane."
"So, do I get the job?"
Joe: "Where's the money, Lucas?"
Lucas: "Joe, the money is gone."
Joe: "I know it's GONE, where's it gone to?"
Lucas: "Atlantic City."
Joe: "Atlantic City?"
Lucas: "Yeah." -Lucas
Joe: "What's it DOING in Atlantic City?"
Lucas: "Recirculating!"
Warren: "Who glued these quaters down?"
A.J.: "I did!"
Warren: "What the hell for man?!"
A.J.: "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you Warren."
A.J.: "You did have hair when you went in there, right?"
Deb: "It's still in the sink if you wanna glue it."
A.J.: "Hey, whats with you man? Yesterday you were normal, and today you're like the
chinese guy off of the Karate Kid."
Lucas: "What's with today today?"
Deb: "I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
Gina: "And you get smarter the shorter your hair get's so it's a good thing you went
with that."
Gina: "Isn't it customary to leave the seen after commiting the crime?
Deb: "Definatly an amateur."
Lucas: "Mitchels the man, Joe."
Joe: "Yeah, and the man calls all the shots."
Lucas: "Well, damn the man!"
Burko: "Who are you?"
Jane: "I'm Jane."
Burko: "Oh."
Jane: "I work for Rex Manning."
Burko: (little laugh) "Ohhh!"
Lucas: "Warren, look at what you took... Rap... Metal... Rap....Metal....
Whitney Houston?"
Warren: "It's for my girlfriend, alright?"
Lucas: "Sure it is. Warren, someone like you needs to diminish their criminal impulses,
not magnify them. Maybe some jazz or some classic."
Warren: "Maybe you bite me!"
Warren: "Why don't you go shove em up your ass?"
Lucas: "Because it would hurt alot, Warren."
Warren: "No way man, Axel would take aim, pound on the gas, vroom, and take that
sucker out!"
Lucas: "Warren, where do you get this hostility from?"
Warren: "Stop calling me Warren, my name's not fucking Warren!!!"
Burko: "His name's not Warren"
Corey: "His name's not Warren"
Gina: "His name's not Warren"
Mark: "I thought his name was Warren"
(all talking to Rex Manning)
Lucas: "And I was lying about your hair. It looks stupid.”
Deb: "And we all hate your new album."
Gina: "Not to mention all the ones before that"
Eddie: "You're just a washed up imposter man."
Rex: "Why don't you all just…fade away."
All zee way to dee top?