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    It's just past 6am on Friday morning.  Did I mention that I went to sleep 
    past four?  It's Pam; she's supposed to give me a 
    wake up call this morning so that I can drive her to her interview.  I stay 
    in bed half dead until I finally muster enough willpower to go get a 
    shower.  I don't care what you people out there say
 Mornings Suck!
    
  
    Think about it, the idea that you should be awake at a time when you need 
    artificial, external sources (like caffeine) to stay alert is fundamentally 
    at bad one.  The problem is that we, as in Americans, have gotten so 
    accustomed to doing so many things in one day that the premise of getting a 
    good night's sleep is a foreign one.  The idea of getting a thirty-minute 
    dinner at a fast food place is the exception rather than the rule in other 
    countries.
    
  
    Where was I?  Oh, yes
 mornings!  Pam was 
    interviewing today and I was to drive her around this morning.  I was ready 
    to go right on schedule.  We got some coffee at a place called 
    Jitters on the way to the human resources building.  She got a 
    chocolate croissant and I got a ham and cheese croissant to go with our 
    coffee.  Now doesn't that seem a tad strange?  What else do you know that 
    is a viable medium for chocolate, ham, and cheese?  I chatted with Pam for a little bit.  Apparently, I was back to my normal 
    (as in non-evil twin) Frank.
    
  
    I dropped her off at the human resources building and wished her luck.  I 
    then headed in to work.  Today I had lunch plans with Tom and Kenny (and Dave, but he cancelled).  As a 
    matter of fact, due to this or that meeting, we ended up re-scheduling 
    lunch to a number of times
 five times to be precise.  It's a 
    good thing that this is done through e-mail, because the chances of the 
    three of us in three different buildings coordinating this would be a 
    bloody nightmare.  Oh, did I mention lunch was at Hooters?
    
  
    As I was about ready to leave, I had one last e-mail that I had to attend 
    to, so I ended up leaving about five minutes late.  I also arrived about 
    five minutes later than the other two guys who were riding together.  As I 
    was coming up the elevator, I got a phone call from Kenny, asking me where 
    I was.  Maybe we're a little too connected?  The moment I walked 
    in to Hooters, one of the waitresses, Kealy, shouted my name.  It was only 
    about 11:20am or so, so there were only about two or three tables occupied. 
    I'm not making this up!  She's a cool waitress.  She's recently 
    had her first kid, about four months ago, and I remember she was pretty 
    nervous about motherhood.  She also recently dyed her hair red.  Apparently,
    she feels really comfortable chatting with me, so I listen.  I don't mind, 
    she's a cool person.
    
  
    She was indeed our waitress.  We chatted for a while and asked what she was 
    up to.  My friends were taken a little aback by her familiarity with me.  
    They're too easily impressed.  As for my friends and I, we ended up talking 
    catching up a bit.  I had seen Tom yesterday, but I don't think either of 
    us had seen Kenny for some time.  Naturally, we discussed my nipple 
    piercing since Tom is so easily amused.  No really, it is not that big of a 
    deal.  Although a piercing seems to be more socially "out there", I always 
    see it as being an easier decision to make than getting a tattoo.  Why?  
    Because a piercing is very un-doable; just take it out and it will heal 
    fairly quickly.  You can't say that about a tattoo.
    
  
    Well, anyway, That was lunch.
    
 
  
  
    The afternoon was spent working on bug fixes and waiting for Pam to finish her interviews.  I had no idea when that would 
    happen, so I simply waited for the occasional phone call between breaks 
    when she would tell me how she was doing.  As for what we would do when she 
    got out of her interviews, I figured that we could certainly get dinner, 
    after that we could either go to a movie or to see The Guarneri 
    Underground playing at Crossroads.  In fact, Nancy left me a voice-mail to remind me about the band.  We had 
    options.
    
  
    She ended up finishing her interviews at about 5:30pm; I went to pick her 
    up.  It was a stunningly beautiful day.  It was warm (for Seattle) 
    somewhere in the 60's, and I picked her up wearing shades with all the 
    windows down.  Life is good.  We decided to go to get Chinese food at 
    Best Wok, which is my favorite Chinese restaurant (well, at least 
    in Washington).  As we were driving off, we somehow managed to get in the 
    topic of my hair.
    
    Note:  When people ask me, "Why don't you cut your hair?"  
    My response is often a logical one.  If I happen to hook up with a woman 
    who happens to like short hair, I can simply cut it.  If I happen to hook 
    up with a woman who happens to like long hair, I don't have to grow it.  
    The inverse is obviously not true.  Even Aaron could not argue with that one.
     
    Oh, yes
 my hair.  Pam made a comment about my 
    hair, "If you ever cut your hair [short], I'm going to withhold the 
    deed."  True story.  So there you have it folks, aren't you glad I 
    haven't cut my hair?
    
  
    She noted that the staff knew me by name; I think it is simply because I'm 
    Chinese because Len comes here just as 
    frequently as I do.  She was wondering if I was going to be as affectionate 
    as I normally am.  I was.  We had a very pleasant dinner.  We had the 
    orange beef, mu shu pork, and some fried rice.  I impressed Pam by wrapping the pancakes with spoons
 a little something 
    I picked up from my waiter days.  Once we got our fortune cookies, she 
    asked if we were going to add the "
in bed" to our fortunes.  
    I agreed.  And my fortune was:
    
    "Find release from your cares 
in bed.  Have 
    a good time 
in bed."
     
    I simply cannot make this up.  Naturally, Pam was 
    incredibly amused.  She picked up dinner.  [Thanks, sweetie
]  
    We went to catch a movie after dinner.  Last week, we had talked about 
    seeing High Fidelity since we both like John Cusak, so that's what 
    we decided on.  We stopped by the futon place to take a quick look, since 
    I'm in the market for a futon, but the store had just closed.  We simply 
    went to the movie.
    
  
    The movie was pretty good.  However, Cusak's comedy is very subtle and in 
    my current state of fatigue, I simply could not keep up.  [Drat!]  
    I liked the premise of the movie, where he enumerates his five worst 
    breakups.  Cusak is one of the few actors who has the personality to pull 
    this off.  I'd probably watch it again at some point, when I have more 
    sleep.  Instead, I focused my attention to my girlfriend sitting next to me,
    who maintains that I was being too frisky.  Is there such a 
    thing?
    
  
    On the way back to her place, we stopped to get some
 err, 
    supplies.  Nevermind what kind of supplies.  Once we got back to 
    her place, we were both struck by a renewed sense of vigor.  We stayed up 
    for a little while, frolicking, before we went to sleep.  It was a good 
    sleep.
    
    
     
     
    
      
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