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Hi, I'm Magic. I'm a black and white domestic longhaired cat, born in Seattle, WA in 1993. I've been with my human Frank (sorry, make that Blue Dragon) since kittenhood. And in case you are wondering... No, I don't practice any witchcraft (you don't think Magic Johnson practices witchcraft, do you?). I don't believe in that sort of thing.
What do I do? Well, I'm primarily a philosopher. As a matter of fact, I have my own Magic Advice page. Feel free to submit questions. Otherwise, I occasionally teach advanced mathematics (differential calculus mostly) and have been known to dabble in carpentry. I am not charged rent, so my monetary needs are small.
Every year I travel to Florida during the winter (and bring my human) to visit my four cousins (three feline and one human). Then again, who really needs an excuse to go to the Tropics? Otherwise, I don't really do much of anything; a cat's life is relatively simple. Oh, I also play a moderate game of chess. Care to play? We could do a small wager...
Magic pet peeves - Sorry, no pun intended. My biggest pet peeve is that everything in this world is designed for humans. Books and magazines are designed for humans. All appliances are designed for humans. For goodness sake, mice are designed with human ergonomics. Mice!. Can you imagine how tough it is for me to use a camera? Typing this stuff in is pretty difficult with paws.
Magic favorites
- Coffee ice cream
- Star Trek: The Next Generation , NYPD Blue , and Fawlty Towers
- Neverland by Suzanne Ciani
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
- Lethal Weapon
- Chess
- Thunderstorms
- Tuna
- Inline skating and racquetball
- Garfield and Tigger
- Atlanta Braves
- Warm pajamas
Other random Magic facts
- I can hot-wire a car in 45 seconds.
- I had a pet bird named Tweety; he mysteriously disappeared one day.
- My toothbrush is hot pink.
- I spent a summer doing community theater.
- I have never been pulled over by the police. Really!
- I once interviewed with the FBI.
- I am right pawed.
- I know how to use a slide rule.
February 23, 1998