"Bio of a mIRC Tyrant"

ChannelGuy had a dream.  That dream was to build a NEW channel, one where tyrannical oppresion no longer ruled, where men and women could come and have equal opportunity to prove their worth, where they would be protected from the foulest vermin of the earth, while enjoying the simple pleasures of sex and ass kicking.  

So he BUILT this new channel, believing that if he built it, the ops would come.  At first he thought he had built his channel in vain, and deftly snuck into other channels, luring, seducing, and begging the sexiest, hottest, most kickass women to become his new corps of Ops.  At first, several of them thought it was a come-on... Calli in particular just about BIT MY HEAD OFF!  Some came from the foul land of Spank's World, some came from other lands far and wide.  But one by one, they trickled in, tested out their Super Powers, and decided to stay. And it was good.

ChannelGuy is 5'9", with piercing blue eyes and rich brown hair, mustache and goatee (NOT in the picture!).  With a medium body type at 175 lbs, my exercise routine includes raquetteball three evenings a week, Tae Kwon Do once a week, and VEL as many times a week as she can handle.  I keep in pretty good shape.

I care deeply for my ops, and spend most of my time as ChannelGuy.  But treat one of them badly, and you will soon see my nick change to ^BADDASS^!  I won't put up with the "wanna fuck" types, and none of my ops allow kids, or child perverts of any kind, in the channel.

If I am in my dominant mode, which is almost always, you will see me as [Sandman].  I love to take a woman and bring her to a shaking sexual mess and I take what I write seriously.  I have never been seen giving up my control - still, Vel waits hopefully...   If you want to get my attention, be prepared to say more than "oh yea, baby"!  I appreciate the creative talents of others...

For those ladies that might not appreciate my dominant side, I like to use the nick TexasHeat. Just like it sounds, when I am Texas, my passion is tightly focused on the woman I am with.  I still keep control of the situation, but you can expect me to use all of my reserves to please you....

Thank you for comming to #0!!!!HornyWifeHomeAlone, the channel with four !'s

You can email me at Channelguy@usa.net about the channel, me, or whatever.

And hey, don't get too worked up over things that happen in the channel, it's just a chat room!