SILKENLEGS

By day, a cool computer professional, attired in a business suit and slaving over her keyboard.

But when the work day is over and she comes home, off comes the suit and she sits herself behind the keyboard (is there a pattern here?), lights some candles, and becomes the smoothest, silkiest, smoothest (Oops, I said that already), coolest op on #0!!!!hornywifehomealone.

Ready to welcome guests and regulars alike, silkenlegs is our resident bartendress, keeping everyone well watered with drinks with such names as, "SCREAMING ORGASM", "SLIPPERY NIPPLE", "TONGUE IN PANTIES", AND "HOT DICK" (JADEDESADE'S Personal Favorite) while sipping her wine. She keeps the room entertained with her wit and humor. And like the typical bartender she listens to the tales of woe from those who frequent her bar.

Occasionally, she has a chance to put her feet up on the bar and enjoy a drink herself (Those are the times that her nick is truly proven). The channel barflies keep her very busy so those famous one-liners of "hey baby" will not get you far. But who knows what you will discover if you talk to this lady.

So come for a drink and a visit. The bar is always open.