VEL
| Welcome to our little part of the cyber world.
I will be your hostess and possibly your entertainment, depending on where
your tastes run. Oh, BTW, I'm Vel. Once upon a time I was Ve|vette, and I'm
still as soft and plush, my friends just decided they didnt want to type
that blasted | all the time! LOL But chances are you won't see me as such;
I'm almost always dressed in another nick. You may see me as something sweet
and tasty like SmuckersGrapeJelly or cherries`jubilee, or something dark
and scary like DangerousCurves or TheCoroner. I like to remain elusive,
untrackable, mysterious, an enigma if you will. Shocking is my middle name,
so don't be surprised if I say something that is on the verge of taboo.....I
love a good reaction *wg*
I'm many things.....I'm sweet and kind, flirty, funny, the girl next door. Someone you would definitely like to take home to mom. Other times I'm unyielding, vulgar and nasty, every man's nightmare. Saint and Sinner, I'm a little bit of everything and yet not totally anything. I'm versatile, the epitome of what a woman should be: a combination of soft and virginal and dirty little slut.
Part of my job is keeping things running smoothly in channel, making sure screwheads don't come in and make it an "unfun" place to come to. Don't be surprised if you see me tossing someone out the door, perhaps wringing them by the neck beforehand. It's my job, and I take it seriously. I dont play favorites, I expect everyone to treat all the Ops and other visitors with respect, I don't care if you've been in the channel for 5 minutes, or 5 years. Don't do that, and I can show you the door without hesitation or remorse. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, depending on which way you rub me.
I love to have fun in the channel...there's nothing better than when everyone clicks just right and you're laughing so hard your side hurts! So, if you want to chat with me, let's keep it in the channel, I'm not much for private one on one conversations, it keeps me from being able to participate with my fellow IRC'ers! I'm not shy, so don't worry about asking me questions in open channel....If I don't want to answer, I'll let you know. BUT, if you ever need help, be it a troublesome visitor, tech help, or in need of just a pick me up, don't hesitate to message me, among those other things I'm a good listener and I keep everything to myself. So, to sums things up: Behave, Be GOOD (or be bad, sometimes thats good, too ;) and Be Sexy! I hope you enjoy visiting us in HWHA, cum often, and don't get too many bruises while you're here *eg* and be sure to say HI to anyone you don't recognize, cause it could be ME !!!! |