2. When is your birthday? March 11, 1957 (this is a real, true answer!!!)

3. Place of residence? Las Vegas, NV (Bill actually lives in Iowa)

4. Why do you like to chat? I like to pick up on unsuspecting females.

5. What do you do in real life? I'm a Flying Elvis... you know, an Elvis impersonator who jumps out of airplanes

6. What do you do for fun, besides chatting? I don’t think I can go into that here...

7. Favorite Earth's Children book? Plains of Passage. I love all the sex.

8. Least favorite Earth's Children book? Clan of the Cave Bear. Too much detail, not enough sex.

9. Favorite Earth's Children character? Frebec, because he has a mind of his own. He really knows how to control a woman!

10. Favorite H.C.C. moment? I am the Profile Policeman. I like to bust chatters who neglect their profiles. One night, ecfan didn't have a profile, so I tried to arrest her. It turned into a battle between Judge Judy and Judge Wapner, who were getting it on ON TOP of the judge's bench!!! Then Bill Clinton and *two* Monica Lewinsky's came in, and all hell broke loose!

11. If you were a character in an Earth's Children book, which tribe would you belong to? The S’Armunai, before Ayla came to free the men. I like to be dominated.

12. What is your "bird"? The Cuckoo, which I think is a noble bird. (this is also a real, true answer!)