Why Don't You Wear Some Clothes?
(parody of "Why don't you get a job?" by the Offspring)
Brian's got a girlfriend and I hate that bitch
I say it almost every day
I say, Bri, you gotta lose your chick
but I know he can't hear me anyway
she shows her ass
Everything hanging out
to get her money and acting roles
skank gets her dinero from sleeping around
well to her this is what i wanna say
You're a whore, you're a slut, yes way....
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
We're not interested in seeing your double-D tits
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
i guess all his sex, well it isn't enough
to keep her cheating tendencies at bay
i guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cuz that girl needs expensive "clothes"
You're a whore, you're a slut, yes way....
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
We're not interested in seeing your double-D tits
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
well i guess it ain't easy f*cking guys all the time oh yeah
but hey man free roles just don't come along every day
Especially if you don't have any talent
I don't have a boyfriend, man i hate that fact
I think it almost everyday
All the boys I know are losers, and I don't have a chance
And about Brian's girlfriend I just gotta say
You're a whore, you're a slut, yes way....
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
We're not interested in seeing your double-D tits
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
You're a whore, you're a slut, yes way....
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
We're not interested in seeing your double-D tits
Leighanne, why don't you wear some clothes
