Livin’ La Vida Littrell

Brian's theme song. I like it. :) It's to the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Rocky Martin.

He’s into big-boobed woman
Blonde chicks that love to flash
She does that while he’s driving
One time he almost crashed

He’s into ‘lil chihuahuas
With short ears and little snouts
He takes it places with him
That fad, didn’t it wear out?

He’ll make you think a crazy lie
That he has never scored.
Brian, we’re really sick of that
We’re really getting bored,
We know you got your whore (Come on!)

(Chorus)
Upside, inside out
We’re livin’ la vida Littrell
We love his golden voice
It makes the teenies giggle
His hair is reddish blonde
His uncle’s name is Mitchell
He will steal solos
Livin la vida Littrell

Woke up here in Kentucky
To my neck there was a knife:
“You know, he is my cousin,
I’ve known him all my life."

He never talks about when he
Was a little church boy
Now all he ever thinks about
Is Leighanne, his sex toy,
For him it is a joy (come on!)

(Chorus)
Upside, inside out
We’re livin’ la vida Littrell
We love his golden voice
It makes the teenies giggle
His hair is reddish blonde
His uncle’s name is Mitchell
He will steal the solos
Livin la vida Littrell

He’ll make you think a crazy lie
That he has never “scored.”
Brian, we’re really sick of that
We’re really getting bored,
We know you got your whore (Come on!)

(Chorus till fade)