Hey
Kevin whats the rumor about your little friend?
Is it all a bunch of talk?
People say I'm crazy and that I am blind
But is Mr. Happy a sock?
How you got it in there is a mystery
I can't get it out of my head!
Did you really think we're crazy and we wouldn't see?
As you groove on the MTV
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I wanna know what that is
where its from
is that real
and I hope its not moving
What the hell
is that thing
its clearly not real
Were you feeling tiny?
Hey there Kev we know that you're slow
and not quite as bright as the rest
We know you've got a body and we want you bad
But does a sock make you the best?
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You've tried to hide it so that no one knows
But it really shows
as you prance around in the rain
And don't think I wonder how big it is
I don't care, but what is that in there, Kevvy?