Got Help? The Big Question - I Like Big Butts and I Don't Know Why!

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I Like Big Butts and I Don't Know Why!

'Good gracious - ass is bodacious!'

...so says the great poet Nelly - but WHY? We all know the eyes are the 'windows to the soul' - arms are there to hold us, comfort and calm us - but what exactly is the specific reason behind the popularity of the human rear end?

We at Got Help? did some basic research via chatroom interviews, in order to come up with a reason behind this important phenomenon in life. Feel free to send us your own responses at got_answers@hotmail.com

The Hip Hop Chat

The Artists' Cafe Chat

The Hip Hop Chat

Got Help?: EVERYONE I HAVE TO ASK A QUESTION
Got Help?: WHO IN HERE LIKES BUTTS ?
Queenrie1: like female butts?
Got Help?: yeah, like whatever butts you like
Queenrie1: i think butts are nice to look at
Queenrie1: not to eat
Got Help?: WHY QUEENIE?
Got Help?: you dont have to eat the butts
Queenrie1: because they fill out jeans nice and it looks right - round looks nicer
Got Help?: okay, anyone else in here like butts??
Eturnalhaze: BUTTS?
Got Help?: are you into butts??
Got Help?: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INTO BUTTS, IN HEA???
Got Help?: HELLO THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
Got Help?: HEY WHO'S INTO BUTTS???
Got Help?: SO SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION, WHAT MAKES THEM BETTER THAN
OTHER PARTS OF THE BODY?
Got Help?: BUT SURELY IT WASN'T ALWAYS AN ANAL THING
Got Help?: THERE HAD TO BE SOME OTHER REASON IN THE PAST FOR BEING INTO
BUTTS

...despite the popularity of the butt in rap music, the discussion never got off the ground in this room.

The Artists' Cafe Chat

Got Help?: may i ask you all a question? is anyone in this chatroom into butts? this is not an ad for porn or anything, it's a serious question for a survey that we are conducting for a university study
JJBFONTANA: lol, excuse me Thyme0perator?
YUmMmFiSh: what do you mean .. "into" butt?
Got Help?: i dont mean anal sex - i mean like, do you like butts, is it a favourite part of the anatomy, when looking at the opposite sex?
Glenn77: who wants to know and why?
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?, would you mind explaining the basis of this study.....seriously as I am very interested
Got Help?: it's simply a matter of trying to discern what the exact appeal is of the butt, as opposed to other parts of the anatomy
JJBFONTANA: I can explain that, I actually inquired about that
Got Help?: really, fontana? what were your results?
DirtyPaintbrush: maybe it's the girls more into a great ass, it's all we have to grab onto
Got Help?: i dont know, a lot of men are into butts
DirtyPaintbrush: maybe leverage - grab and guide in pushing
YUmMmFiSh: maybe men associate Butts with something instinctual???
Got Help?: leverage - okay
Got Help?: yeah? instinctual like what?
YUmMmFiSh: like you know how lip stick, essentially mimics the flushed lips of a woman when uhh "mating" maybe something like that, but with a butt LOl, you know like biological basis for behavior
Got Help?: so then, would the logic behind liking bigger butts
RadiationSmiles: i think it's a race thing, personally
Got Help?: fertility - i dont know though if guys, when they want to sleep with a girl are thinking 'oh yeah more fertility, hell yeah, clock them hips'
Got Help?: a race thing?
RadiationSmiles: well not in those terms but...
JJBFONTANA: okay back - no the butt liking thing has nothing to do with race
Got Help?: so wait, do you think the whole grabbing theory would apply to women as well? why do people get so into firm butts then? because you'd think it'd be harder to grab onto that actually than more fat
JJBFONTANA: Butts are attractive on a primal level, because of their SHAPE, it is the round, bulbous, cleavage of the butt, that makes it attractive, generally, similar to breasts
Got Help?: okay but what exactly is the appeal of just round fat and cleavage? is there any reason at all behind that? or is that one of those inexplicable things?
JJBFONTANA: on a female it suggests, fertility, cleavage suggests fertility
Vampyrbat2000: thyme larger rounder breasts on a purely animal level are an indication of youth and fertility
Got Help?: how does cleavage suggest fertility?
YUmMmFiSh: a fully developed woman is fertile.. thats how
Pixzey: cleavage is remniscent of swelling of buttcheeks
RadiationSmiles: a guy likes curves. thats all. he doesnt want a girl to have flat butts like a guy
Got Help?: yeah but what i mean is i think that's putting more into it than there can be because i dont think most men out there just randomly on the grind are looking at women to get them pregnant - i dont get it being a fertility thing Svitur Sendri: I don't wanna get ANYONE pregnant
RadiationSmiles: ok what if you change fertility for nubile
Vampyrbat2000: Got Help?, when a female gets pregnant the breasts swell, and stay even after pregnancy...in animals this can be perpetual through the mating life
Got Help?: yes i know that
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?....99% of what males do, is to get a woman pregnant on a SUBCONTIOUS level, its called PRIMAL
Got Help?: what the hell, how does that relate to liking butts?
JJBFONTANA: LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF A BUTT, its ROUND, round reminds men of breasts and pregnancy, roundness on woman is attractive
Got Help?: wow you are getting really insane about it there, my problem with this is that women like butts too, and women are not looking at male ass and going , 'oooh i can get him pregnant', so i dont think that makes sense at ALL - ee i can do CAPS LOCK TOO
Vampyrbat2000: liking butts is because most 4 legged animals aproach their mate from behind
JJBFONTANA: woman ALSO arent looking at men with big round bubble butts. on a man thats NOT attractive(generally), a well define, shaped (muscular) one is
Got Help?: yeah no kidding so why do females like butts?
Caligrlathrt: I don't like butts and I'm female..I think they're gross...I like teeth and hands....Explain that one...
JJBFONTANA: because a nice butt, like nice teeh, and nice hair, and nice skin is sign of health
Got Help?: I DONT THINK WHEN RAP SONGS GO ON ABOUT BUTTS THEY'RE ON ABOUT GOOD HEALTH AND FERTILITY
RadiationSmiles: hey guys, why don't you give Got Help? YOUR opinion and not
some wannabe analytical stance
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?......THAT IS BECAUSE YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT THESE ARE PRIMAL URGES DRIVING PEOPLE TO MAKE RAP SONGS ABOUT NICE ASSES!
Vampyrbat2000: I happen to agree with the analytical angle, and it's not
wannabe it's been proven
Got Help?: fontana, you have got to be kidding me
JJBFONTANA: .....Got Help?.......do you think.....people in general have sex.....simply because they "want to"?
Svitur Sendri: hahahahahahaha ... sorry
RadiationSmiles: Got Help?, are you not aware that the female chimpanzee's reproducing organ is placed by her butt??
Got Help?: actually yes i think a lot of people do
Got Help?: hahahahahaha
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?....you have a lot to learn, more than I can explain to you here
Got Help?: ahahahaha women cannot be looking at butts and thinking about pregnation, i'm sorry
JJBFONTANA: if you believe People are having sex for the single reason of "wanting to"......
Got Help?: yeah, a lot of people are having sex to fulfill emotional things too
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?....OF COURSE women dont look at men and think that
KJunOne 4REAL: <<--- has sex cuz she wants to
Got Help?: but i dont think it's all about pregnation, i dont think it's all to have a baby
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?....look up "Primal urges" when you get a chance, it will explain everyhting
NotOverButThru: i like having sex because not having sex makes me want to have sex
Got Help?: JJBFONTANA, LOOK UP 'THINKING FOR YOURSELF AND NOT QUOTING SCIENCE BOOKS
THAT CHANGE EVERY YEAR'
Claire316: >>>>>just likes sex alot alot
NotOverButThru: i realized that i like having sex ever since i found out that i do not like not having sex
Got Help?: notover, do you have sex because you want a baby?
NotOverButThru: thyme, no, no, no
Got Help?: are you trying to get a baby right now, every time?
NotOverButThru: i'm a guy
Got Help?: why do you like sex?
NotOverButThru: i like sex because i feel better having sex than not
Got Help?: yeah, do you want to have sex with girls to get them pregnant?
JJBFONTANA: ...I dont know what you want to hear Got Help?....if you are asking why butts are attractive, but refusing to except "primal urges" as an answer, than you might as well as why do men and women find one another attrative period! JJBFONTANA: and the answer will again....be...primal urges
Got Help?: jjb listen to notover
NotOverButThru: i do not wish to impregnate anyone with a thought of pregnancy at this time
Got Help?: he just said he likes having sex for reasons completely unrelated to babies, you can spout about primal urges all you want but that is not why everyone has sex, they dont have sex for babies all the time, i sincerely doubt that's the thought in the back of the mind of notover
Pixzey: men have sex with the idea of making thousands of themselves
Tfishqe2: <does not think about children when having sex
NotOverButThru: i do not wish to impregnate anyone's mind with anything remotely resembling that of pregnancy or babies or diapers or vipers, thank you very much
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?.....why......do......you, think butts are attrative?
Vampyrbat2000: humans are animals...agree? I thought so...animals are programmed to have sex and are attracted for certain reasons primally
Got Help?: i dont actually, this wasnt the point of it, but i know when i look at someone,
Got Help?: i do not find things about the person attractive because i
want a baby, it is the farthest thing from my mind
JJBFONTANA: Got Help?..yes you do, you arent aware of it......THUS THE WORD
PRIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Got Help?: no actually
JJBFONTANA: Bleeding Christ!
Got Help?: jjb you cant tell me what i want, i'm not looking for a baby right now
JJBFONTANA: lol shut up
JJBFONTANA: Vamp, Got Help?.....does not grasp the concept of the primal mind, this is obvious when thyme0perator, KEEPS claiming, having a baby is the furthest thing from her mind when thinking about sex
Got Help?: haha jjb, have fun telling people what you think i think - bye

...and of course the conclusive comments on that are: of course there must be something instinctual behind all attractions, in order to force us to procreate - however I'm quite certain most people in the world find sex appealing due to it making them feel good, and not because of a desire to further their species - and further, it was never the point of the survey. The real question is: why the butt specifically? Why is that part of the body considered so appealing, as opposed to arms or legs? Send us your views!

The Metal Music Chat

Got Help?: hey everyone! i'm doing a survey for a magazine about levels of sex appeal and reasons behind it and i was wondering if i could get some of you to participate in this survey, it's only really one question, first i just need to know, does anyone in here find butts attractive?
Euphorik20: I DO
Got Help?: what is the appeal of the butt? anyone who likes butts, what is the appeal?
Meth2Crystal: it's totally the shape
Got Help?: okay so you say it's the shape
MUTTLOVER100: r u guys talk'n bout booties
Aegisblade: MAYBE THE WAY I'S ALL SMOOTH AND WHAT NOT
Thedogglives: its the pillowy softness
Got Help?: why do you like the shape so much? is there a reason behind the roundness?
Got Help?: does anyone in here like sex because they have primal urges
to have babies??? WHEN YOU DO THE BUSINESS, ARE YOU INSTINCTUALLY WANTING A
BABY??
SickoMcStabby: no i like sex because it gets me off
Got Help?: some guys in the art chat
RadiationSmiles: YOU SEE, IT'S PRIMAL.
Got Help?: said that people have sex because they instinctually want
babies
Gstnvgtr1: we are kinda primal
Thedogglives: plato was a headbangger
Got Help?: did plato talk about butts?

...this chat was edited severely for content, due to the rise in discussion of anal sex.

The Soul Mates Chat

Got Help?: HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR Y'ALL, HOW MANY OF YOU ARE INTO BUTTS? LIKE, FINDING THEM ATTRACTIVE
ADAM42584: ME
GIB0612: YO
Got Help?: MORE SO THAN OTHER PARTS OF THE ANATOMY
ADAM42584: I GO FOR PERSONALITY
Jocoburke: i like tits and butts
Got Help?: THIS IS ACTUALLY STRICTLY ABOUT BUTTS, WE'RE TRYING TO DISCERN THE REASON WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE SO
ATTRACTED TO BUTTS, WHAT MAKES IT SO APPEALING
ADAM42584: THE BUTT HAS TO BE FIRM AND NICE AND SOFT
Got Help?: WHY DOES THE BUTT HAVE TO BE FIRM? IS IT JUST THAT YOU LIKE THE WHOLE BODY THAT WAY OR IS IT
SPECIFICALLY THE BUTT?
ADAM42584: YEA THE BUTT
Got Help?: WHY DO YOU NEED THE BUTT TO BE FIRM, SPECIFICALLY?
ADAM42584: THERE HAS TO BE SOME WHAT A BUTT
Got Help?: IS IT A SHAPE THING?
ADAM42584: NO
Got Help?: IS IT A MATTER OF HAVING SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO?
ADAM42584: NO THERE JUST HAS TO BE A BUTT
Got Help?: WELL DUH, I MEAN YOU'D LOOK WEIRD IF YOU WERE MISSING YOUR BUTT, BUT WHY IS IT SO APPEALING?
Got Help?: WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE SO SOFT?
RadiationSmiles: i prefer my buns to be made of steel
Haunted Destiny: do I like butts?
Haunted Destiny: is that your question?
RadiationSmiles: yes?
RadiationSmiles: i'm serious
Got Help?: YEAH
ADAM42584: U HAVE TO HAVE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN SO THATS WHY IT HAS TO BE
SOFT
Haunted Destiny: I dont think about butts....I dont look at people..and the first thing I think about..is their ass
Got Help?: HAUNTED, AREY OU INTO BUTTS?
Got Help?: OKAY THAT'S GOOD BUT DO YOU FIND BUTTS APPEALING AT ALL?
Got Help?: I NEED TO KNOW, IT'S FOR AN IMPORTANT SURVEY, SO FAR THE ONLY PERSON TO ANSWER
Got Help?: IS SAYING BUTTS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY NEED TO BE THERE, I'M CONFUSED
ADAM42584: THE REASONS FOR BUTTS IS THAT IF THERE IS NO CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN , THAN THATS NOT GOOD
Got Help?: SO IS IT A LEVERAGE THING?
ADAM42584: NO NOT REALLY
Got Help?: OKAY ADAM BACKUP, SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT A WOMAN, DO YOU LOOK AT HER ASS AND FIND YOURSELF ATTRACTED?
ADAM42584: NO
Got Help?: ADAM, THEN YOU'RE NOT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR, I NEED SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT A BUTT AND GETS ATTRACTED, WHO'S LIKE 'DAMN TAHT IS SOME SCRUMPTIOUS ASS'
ADAM42584: ON ANYGIRL I TALK TO THEY HAVE TO HAVE AN ASS NO MATTER WHAt BUT I REALLY LOOK FOR IN A GIRL IS PERSONALITY
Got Help?: ADAM, YOU MIGHT FIND MOST GIRLS HAVE AN ASS
ADAM42584: CAN I ASK U A QUESTION BUTT LADY ARE U THE ONE WITH NO ASS
Got Help?: HOW COME NO ONE WILL ANSWER ME ABOUT THE BUTT THING, DOES ANYONE IN HERE FIND BUTTS MEGA ATTRACTIVE?
ADAM42584: WHAT ABOUT THE DAMMN BUTT
ADAM42584: YES
Got Help?: ADAM YOU ALREADY ANSWERED - OKAY M2M YOU SAID YES, WHY DO YOU LIKE BUTTS SO MUCH?
M2M87: cuz they're just so nice and firm and sexy, what more need be said
Got Help?: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS ABOUT THEM THAT MAKES THEM SEXY?
Got Help?: IS IT A SHAPE THING?
M2M87: maybe. i don't know. i'm just a butt girl
Crashnburn996: i disagree, nice firm and big always satisfies
Got Help?: SO YOU DONT REALLY KNOW WHY YOU LIKE THE BUTT, YOU JUST DO
M2M87: yeah. it's something about them

...how poignant!

The Classical Chat

Got Help?: i know this may seem rather off topic but i have a question here for a survey, for a magazine and i'd very much appreciate opinions, it deals with levels of physical attraction, attempts to understand them - is anyone in hear attracted greatly to the human derrier?
SeaMonkyMom: interestin, thyme
GusMahler2: thyme ROFL what a question lol
Got Help?: yes i know
SeaMonkyMom: i'm not---i can appreciate a very nice one or detest a plumber butt. but slight differences don't matter at all
Got Help?: so, any answers here? anyone here very big into the derrier?
SeaMonkyMom: YO! The man has a question! Any butt people?
RadiationSmiles: i heard aaron copland was really into the old west and big butt
WilliJL: butts? I put those behind me
Got Help?: smyerdakov, do you like butts much?
Smyerdakov: What an odd question
RELflipchick123: one of the first things i look at in a guy : their butt! thats why i like baseball players sooo much! those tight pants turn me on!
Got Help?: REL why do you like butts so much ??
RELflipchick123: somethin to grab onto and it looks really nice in tight wranglers
Got Help?: so is it a shape/feel thing?
RELflipchick123: yep
Got Help?: hey rel, why the butt more than, say, the arms?
RELflipchick123: the butss sexual! RELflipchick123: lol thats ... wonderful!
Js7b: Got Help?...are you coming from a guys perspective of loving buts or vice versa?
Got Help?: both perspectives, actually - some people have suggested fertility ideas, for men but honestly i dont think men want sex simply for babies and it wouldnt explain women's fascinations with butts at all
Js7b: from a guy's perspecitve butts are more attractive because, you can stick gentillia in that
opening...da etc
SeaMonkyMom: of course, a married man will think about the joy to havings little ones---but instinctually for men i think t's about pleasure
RELflipchick123: butts are awesome! lol! and if u have anal sex, u cant get pregnant! that my friends is why lots of GUYS like bums!

...and it gets ugly, turns into a fight over whether or not I'd begun a discussion about anal sex...

The Dead Heads Chat

Got Help?: so hey everyone !!! this is for a survey for lmno magazine, i would like to know: is there anyone in here who is particularly attracted to the human butt?
Oldhipiie: I won't say i am particularly attracted to the human butt, butt I like a nice one on a woman
Got Help?: is it a feeling thing then? a matter of liking something to grab onto? what is the attraction to a butt? what's the reasoning behind it? why a butt and not something else?
LaughinWillow: there isnt a question man cause its not just the ass, its the ass and everything its attached to
Got Help?: well some people are very into butts themselves
Got Help?: WHAT ABOUT THE BUTTS???
Scooma: what magazine is the butt question for again?
Got Help?: HELLO
Got Help?: LMNO
Got Help?: LMNO MAGAZINE
Got Help?: WE'RE JUST GETTING OFF THE GROUND HERE
Got Help?: WE'RE A BRANCH OFF OF VOGUE
Scooma: who's the publisher?
Got Help?: I JUST TOLD YOU
Songfordavid: some of us have been off of the ground 4 years
Got Help?: NOW SOMEONE COME ON AND HELP ME HERE
Got Help?: BUTTS, PEOPLE

...as you can see, no answers there!!

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