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STEVE CASE SUCKS!
WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL ANTI-STEVE
CASE PAGE! IF YOU LIKE STEVE CASE, DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU
ON THE WAY OUT!
A Short Note
on this Page
How This
Page Works
Reasons to
Hate Steve Case
More Inspiration
The Bill
Gates/Steve Case Conspiracy Theory
Anti-Steve
Case Poetry
A
Short Note on this Page
If you're anything like us, you
hate Steve Case with a firey, burning passion, and you wish a
painful, violent death for him. However, you probably have not
had the opportunity to vent this anger in the proper way, as of
yet. So, we have decided to see to this universal need, to instill
fear into the heart of the one and only CEO of AOL.
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How
does the site work?
It's simple: You just e-mail us
the most painful, fitting death you can think of for Steve Case,
and we will post all on this page. Please take care NOT to be
kind to the bastard. To start you off, we have prepared a short
list of inspiration for you to work on:
Reasons
to Hate Steve Case:
1. Every time you are in the middle
of an important conversation, you get kicked offline!
2. Every time you are downloading
something important, you get kicked offline!
3. If you're on AIM, when it shuts
down, it screws up your whole system!
And there are so many more...let
us know! Why do you hate the man? What would you like to do to
him? Here's the address...
wehatestevecase@hotmail.com
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More
Inspiration...
Here's a photo of the bastard
that is Steve Case:
Can't you just feel the hate
flowing through you, right now??? WE CAN!
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The
Bill Gates/Steve Case Conspiracy Theory
(This is a true story---The names
have been changed to protect the innocent---We are sure you will
all empathise)
"I was working online, talking
to some friends, in a chat room with someone very important, and
suddenly, with no warning, I was kicked out of my chat room, and
the whole computer froze!!! THEN, I got the message that says
I should press any key to continue, so I did, foolishly thinking
that would work. Instead, I got another message saying the same
thing! So I had to reboot the WHOLE SYSTEM!!! THEN, when I got
back online and set up, I tried to log onto AIM, and it said I
was connected, and then it knocked me off, and then told me I
had to upgrade!!! It would not let me on! It was traumatic! It
was like both Bill Gates AND Steve Case were against me! How will
I ever cope???" ---Anonymous
We feel your pain...If you have
any stories to support this theory, please write us at: got_answers@hotmail.com
Anti-Steve Case Poetry
Care to take a more artistic approach
to venting your anger? Write us! There's room for it all!
"I Could
Have Loved You" by Anonymous
Steve,
I could have loved you,
I went through Hell and back for you,
You sexy thang,
But you had to...
BOOT ME!
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