because I needed three important people to send my message out to all
 people, Tomorrow I will destroy the Earth!"

 Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet and told them, "I
 have two really bad announcements to make. First, God really does
 exist, and second, tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."

 Clinton called an emergency session of Congress and told them, " I
 have good news and bad news. The good news is that God does exist,
 and the bad news is that he will destroy the Earth tomorrow."

 Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and told his
 people,  "I have two fantastic announcements! First, I am one of
 the three most important people on Earth, and second, the
 Year 2000 problem has been solved!"