- Beings We Encountered
- Sam= Yellow Casey= Orange
Dan O.Mmmmmmm....Dan. Dan the man. Dan THE man. What is there to say? You start, Casey. Well, he works at a restraunt called Eat at Joe's, and it's in Barefoot Landing. And he's the world's hottest waiter. Sam got her picture taken with him. Wanna tell that story Sam? No!.....YES!!! SCORE!!!!! Well, after he took our orders, Casey (being as obsessed w/ Melrose Place as she is) pointed out how much he looked like this one guy on it. So I asked him if we could get a picture together, explaining that he looked like Nick, the character. The picture is on our picture page, if anyone gives. : ) And the rest of the week that we were there, we fantisized about him. Me and Megan saw him last. We happened to be "looking at the water" in the lake by Eat at Joe's, and he came outside and waved to us. (Sam was asking my parents to get the carema to take a picture of Eat at Joe's) When we told her, she grabbed my arms and shook me really, really hard. I think she was trying to kill me. No!.....YES!!! Seriously though folks, all I wanted to do was rip her arms off and make Megan choke on them. Yeah, and yet somehow Megan escaped unscaved. I think you just hate me the most. So?
JackThis dude was a cutie on the beach... Cutie?! Man, he was like 25! Pfff...18 at the most. He wanted me. Oh yeah. Oh please, he was an adult. If he wanted you, he'd be a pretty big pervert. Anyway, he was at the beach, like, everytime we were there, or looked for him. He was a major beach bum. That is so hypocritical! We spent half the derned vacation on that sandy heaven. You really want to ruin my life, don't you?
MuffyMuffy was this little annoying dog on our condo floor. We don't know what his name is, so we just nicknamed him Muffy. Sam liked to bark at him from the hallway. Ya know! You're a little hoochie mama, you are! I named a stuffed bunny after him. He (she?) barked ALL THE TIME. We always heard him when we walked down the hall. Sam kicked her shoes off in that hall one time, and they almost blew out a light bulb. They were sandles, stupid.
The Car Alarm DudeOh, this guy comes with a really interesting story. I'll let Sam start. Ok, about the middle of our week and a half at paradise, we had to go to the local grocery store to stock up on toe fungus remover and sand toys. Casey's parents made the mistake of leaving us alone in the van in the parking lot. Well, we came up with this plan to put down the blinds and rock in unison so the van would shake when my parents came out and saw us. Well, all that movement made Sam hot and tired, so she opened a door. Weeeelll, we kinda didn't know that that would set off the car alarm. So I open the door, and HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!!! The whole parking lot was filled with that horrid sound. We went CRAZY. People were laughing at the sight of three teenagers in a van, screaming because the car alarm wouldn't stop. We tried every possible thing, including looking for some spare keys. Don't ask what we expected to accomplish by this. But, here's the weird part. This guy walks by and looks at us, and it stops!!! I swear on the holiest Bible that he was carrying keys with a little car beeper thingie. Weeeiiird. So very weird. Well, it stops, and he gives us the strangest smile and walks away! It was freaky. Casey's parents said they didn't hear the ruckus that we caused. After it went off, we resumed with the rocking of the van. And put it in the exact words of my mom, "I said to your father, 'Oh God, what is going on in that van?!'"