More Casey and Sam-isms!
We're so witty

CASEY: "Oh yeah.. I think these ARE the ones that hurt my feet. But that’s because you have mad arches."
(Two seconds later...)
CASEY: "Have you untied these in the past few years?"
- Casey forgot her sneakers while she stayed at Sam's and tries her's on.

Sam: "I don't think any of us look good in this picture."
Casey: "I dunno, I like myself in that one. And Megan looks nice too, and so do you, I love this picture!"

Sam: "Look at this peanut, that is so gross."
Casey: "Ew, it is! Eat it."
Sam: "No way. You eat it."
Casey: "Okay."

Sam: “Haha! Cockrock. Heheheh…that’s funny…heheheh…”
(Sam’s baked tortilla chip falls to the floor)
“…heheheh…aw, that’s not funny.”

Mr. Quat: "There's a pay phone in the lobby."
Sam: "The pizzeria?"
~She comments on the red black and white-clad commons area

Sam: "War bad. Retribution good. What do you do when you know that?"
~Her take on current events

Sam: "Hey!"
Casey: "Oo, what?"
Sam: "Do you know what a watch fob is? Because I do! I looked it up, and the lyrics for Big Poppa. A watch fob is.. a... something, I forget. It has something to do with a watch."
~10 seconds of our lives wasted

Sam: "FLAG ON THE PLAY!"
JM: "Did you say fag on the play?"
Sam: "I said flag on the play, boy!"
Josh: "There's a flag on the Playboy?"
Matt: "What?"

JM: "If I had two pieces of bread I'd spead you all over them because you're as sweet as jelly."
Casey: "And you're as thick as peanut butter. YESSSSS!!!"

Sam: "So then I finished and she was like 'Ehh, so that's your Wile E. Coyote huh' and I was like what the f*ck are you talking about."
~Sam is annoyed by Mrs. Baglia, the teacher who auditioned us for senior class play

Sam: "Yeah, that's like with Dick's."
Mrs. Manners: "I like Dick's."
(Class busts out laughing, Mrs. Manners looks embarrasses)
Mrs. Manners: "Well I do, I'm not a lesbian!"

Megan: (Looking at cafeteria food) "Oh my God. Look at the pudding today. It's lumpy."
Casey: "Oh, you wanna talk about unnaturally textured foods! You shoulda been at my house last night for the CHICKEN!"
~Casey shares her nast dinner experience with squishy chicken

Casey: "So if you get the Matrix of DVD and it has added scenes, would that make it... an augmented matrix?!?! Oh God, I'm so sorry."
~Corny math joke

Casey: "Peanuts are like people. It's fun to point out the weird ones."
~Someday Casey will embroider this on a pillow

Christopher: "Ghosts can't f*ck."
Casey: "That's not what you said last night! OHHHH!!!!"
~Christopher's line in the senior class play to Casey is supposed to be "Ghosts can't eat", but they improvised

Sam: "AAA!!! God, it's like opening the freezer door in a groceery store!"
~She says, leaning over an HHS air conditioner

Sam: "Papa Joe?! Papa Joe?! Who the HELL is Papa Joe?!"
Megan: "Puppet. Show."

Sam: "We used to have 3 cars. But then we sold The Woody for a VCR."

Casey: "What's Morgan doing to you?"
Sam: "Making fun of my lettuce."

Sam: "Oh, thats..."
Casey: "Aragorn, yeah."
Sam: "Oh yeah. (Referring to another character) That looks like Gandalf."
Casey: "It is Gandalf, Josh told me."
Sam: "Oh."
Casey: "I don't know if that's Frodo, or who these guys are."
Sam: "Oh, well that looks like Strider..."
Casey: "No, that's Strider." (Pointing to Aragorn)
Sam: "OH! Wait, why does he look like a king?"
Casey: "Because remeber, he was the..."
Sam: "Heir to the throne."
Casey: "Yeah, but he chose exile."
Sam: "Looks like he's back now."
Casey: "Hence the 'Return of the King'."
Sam: "Oh! Oh my gosh!"

Sam: "They sent me one of those college things that you put on your car window. It felt neat, so I started chewing on it. And now it has a hole."

Megan: "If that even says 'cuppacake', I swear to f*cking God..."

Sam: "What did you bring?"
Casey: "Raisin Bran."
Sam: "Oh, I was thinking Cheerios, that would've been easier."
Casey: "Yeah."
Sam: "So is that all you brought? Cheerios?"
Casey: "Raisin Bran."

Casey: "This would match your shirt so well."
Sam: "No it wouldn't, that's F*CKIN' ugly!"

Sam (talking about Gym class): "It is so stupid that I'm getting a credit for CHANGING my PANTS."