~Funniest Myrtle Moments~


Elevator Embarrassment
Being on the third floor, we frequently had to use the elevator. One time, the three of us had the elevator to ourselves. Yep. We decided to sing, actually scream, a really loud round of hoitchkeebaba. We are DUMB. When we got to the floor we wanted to get off at, we decided we'd rather be idiots. So, we pushed random buttons and went from floor to floor screaming at the top of our lungs, when to our horror, the elevator made a ding (which we didn't hear) and it stopped. we didn't realize that until the door started to open and these two beautiful blonde preppy girls and a small girl of about five stared at us in confusion. They actually got in with us. What were we to say? Sam couldn't stop chortling and mumbling, Casey was like, "Don't ask!" and Megan just looked at the floor in an extreme state of embarrassment. When we got out we waited till the door closed and they were surely far away, we collapsed in front of our condo laughing hysterically. Needless to say, we'll never be that DUMB again!



Rockin' Johnny Rocket's
We (Casey, Sam, Megan, and Casey's mom) were waiting outside Johnny Rocket's for Casey's dad to come get them. It was about half an hour until he was supposed to come, so we sat on the bench listening to the 50's music. Sam, being as energetic as she is, got up and started dancin' to the beat (in her own unique way of course). Casey soon joined her, followed by Megan. B now, a crowd began to form, as well as a guy inside the restaraunt that was laughing like crazy at us. Even Casey's mom joined us to Diana Ross and the Supremes. People were sitting in rocking chairs watching us and clapping. Finally, when casey's dad cam, we waved goodbye to the crowd and took our final bows, and ran off. Everyone went, "Awwww." Casey came up with our motto on the way home: "We put the 'rock' in 'Johnny Rocket's'!"




Bored Sam
Well, it's not much of a story. It's just that the last day when it rained all day, Sam got very bored and tied a plastic bag around her neck and wore a Dick's condom hat on her head. She then proceeded to crawl around the condo in her pajamas and drunkenly holding an empty wine glass. It was quite the funny thing to see.