Mr. Modell's Land Of Torment

Let me introduce myself. ***Rolling Stones 'Sympathy for the Devil' plays in the background*** My name is Mr. Modell, and I'm a biology teacher at Hickory High School. I am the devil. Yeah, you heard me. The DEVIL. My favorite form of enjoyment in this world is to torture students in my lair of darkness (or classroom, as i have heard some call it). Casey and Sam were nice enough to link my link to their page. I may let them live another week for that. Probably not, though.



Things I Do To My Students
- Lure them into the woods to "collect leaves" and make them my slaves in Hell
- Put dead animals in jars, and every now and then make them twitch with life to freak out the students
- Force them to rip apart dead, rotting animals with dull scalpels
- Teach them stuff that's never ever in tests



Actual Quotes from Me
- "I wear black because I have no soul."
- "Death."
- "You may walk out of here believing that I truely am the devil."



Well, I thank you gratuitously (ha!) for visiting "Mr. Modell's Land Of Torment". If you liked this page, my biology class is even more fun. So please come visit me at Hickory Hell- I mean, High. High.

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