You have entered Casey and Sam's Tribute to "A Night At the Roxbury"!



This is our tribute to the funniest movie of all time! Of course, we ourselves are a walking tribute to the Roxbury, but we thought we should put something on our page about them. So, enjoy!

Roxbury Quotes We Like To Say

(When someone freaks out)
"Man, stop Mt. St. Helensing on me!"

C: "So I'm standin' in line, waiting to use the phone, okay?
S: "Yeah, seriously, she was."
C: "So the guy that was on the phone turns around and tips his hat...like this..."
S: "And who do you think that guy was?"
C: "Emilio Estefez!"
S: "The Mighty Duck Man, I swear to God, I was like EMILIOOOOO!"
C: "Ha HA!"

(When something good happens)
"We had a pretty sweet time last night, didn't we?"
"Sweet ass sweet."
"Diabteic."

(When someone says something smart sounding)
"Well excuse me, Bill Nye the Science Guy."

(When we "hit on" Megan to annoy her)
Together: "Roxbury! Roxbury! Roxbury! Ro-"
C: "Hey Pocahauntus!"
S: "Can I call ya sometime?"
C: "Want some a this?"
S: "How 'bout a little a that?"
M: "AAAA! God no!"

Pick-Up Lines Worthy Of the Roxbury Guys

You're so hot, you just melted the ice in my drink.
I bet you're carrying a rabbit's foot, because you just got lucky.
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "beautimus maximus?"
They oughta call you perpetual motion, 'cause you've got a body that just won't quit.
I think my ying just found its yang.
They should call you WD-40, 'cause you've got some smooth moves.
You look like you've been waiting all your life for a guy like me.
My feet are gettin' cold, 'cause you're knocking my socks off.
I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.
I hope you've got a defibrillator in your purse, because you just made my heart stop.
It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves.
I'm jealous of that glass, 'cause it gets to touch your lips.
Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
Haven't I seen you somewhere before - like - in my wildest dreams?
I hope you've registered that body with the FBI, 'cause it's a lethal weapon.
I want to get your plastic surgeon's phone number, 'cause I'd like to shake his hand.
Don't hate me, 'cause you're beautiful.

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