Mulder: "Hey Scully, is this demonstartion of boyish agility turning you on at all?"
Mulder: "Woman, get back in here and make me a sandwich!"
Win Shroeder: "So, how was your first night? Peaceful?"
Mulder: "Oh, it was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, honeybunch?"
Scully: "That's right, poopyhead."
Scully: "Snake handling. I never learned that in catechism class."
Mulder: "That's funny, I knew a couple of Catholic schoolgirls who were experts at it."
Scully: (on phone) "Mulder, when you find me dead, my desiccated corpse propped up, staring lifelessly through a telescope at drunken frat boys peeing and vomiting into the gutter, just know that my last thoughts were of you. And how I'd like to kill you."
Mulder: "I'm sorry, who is this?"
Mulder: "Come on Laura, you know... we're married now."
Scully: "Scully, Mulder. Good night."
Mulder: "The thrill is gone."
Mulder (to Skinner): "Sir, have I pissed you off in a way that's more than normal?"
Mulder: "So, what are you up to right now sir?"
Skinner: "I'm taking a bubble bath."
Mulder: "Uh, could you hold on sir? (Switches lines) Hey Scully, Skinman is calling me from a bubble bath."
Skinner: "It's still me Mulder."
Scully: "You're so... consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether it be it's inherent cruelties or it's mysteries, and... everything takes on a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmetology."
Mulder: "Scully, are you coming on to me?"
Scully: "Did you get anything done while I was gone?"
Mulder: "Oh God, it's amazing what I can accompish without incessant meddling or questioning into everything I do."
(Hundreds of pencils fall from the ceiling)
Mulder: "There is an explanation."
Mulder: "Partay!"
(Note: Mulder has been to our site!!!)
Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just afraid your little feet wouldn't reach the pedals."
