This is the home page of the Soccer Moms!  The Soccer Moms were founded on February 23, 1999
 by Ben Jaworowski and Erin Watkins.  Erin thought of the name.  By the next day,
 they had four more members, Elena, Leslie, Joe, and Kate (Yes, the same Elena and Kate who have 
biographies on this page).  We are a group dedicated to caracturizing everything.  This includes Bill
 Clinton, Pat Robertson, the nuclear family, and soccer moms.  Chances are, if you're on the news 
often enough, you will be impersonated by a Soccer Mom!



Members

Erin Watkins: Erin is 17, and a junior at Princess Anne High School.  Erin is obsessively in love with 
                     Robert Downey Jr. and Vince Vaughn.  She was in the IB program but dropped over the
                     summer (making many enemies in doing so).  Erin wants to be a British porn star with the 
                     name "Thumper Bunni."  Erin lives alone with her psychotic cat, "Kitty."

Ben Jaworowski: Ben is 16, and a junior at Princess Anne High School.  Ben loves Jeri Ryan and 
                         Cameron Diaz.  He is still in the IB program but will drop over the summer since he's
                         moving to northern Virginia (North Stafford County).  Ben wants to go into sketch
                         comedy for a living.

Kate Christensen: Kate is 16, and a J.@.P.A.H.S.  Kate has fantasies about Matt Lillard and Vince
                           Vaughn.  Kate is in IB, but nobody knows why, because she spends all her time in
                           the Red Light district of Florence.  Kate enjoys watching "The Silence of the Lambs,"
                           and drawing lambs.  Kate wants to be telekinetic and become a jilted prom queen.

Joe Huck: Joe is 16...or 17, and a J.@.P.A.H.S. (the pattern continues).  Joe has no friends, and the only
                reason he's a member of this group is because we felt sorry for him.  Actually, Joe is very 
                adept at being...*shudder* witty, and driving certain teachers up the wall.  Joe wants to grow up
                to be a drag queen named Candy Desiree.

Elena Asban:  Elena is 16, and a J.@.P.A.H.S. (what a surprise).  Elena is a paraniod freak who has
                     delusions of going into the CIA (code name: "The Littlest Assassin).  She thinks everybody 
                     is against her (because they are), and believes she is being followed (because she is).  
                     Elena thinks she can do martial arts and consistantly threatens everybody, but alas, no
                    martial arts.  Elena currently takes 12 barbituates and 23 tranquilizers.

Leslie Baynes:  Leslie is 17, and a J.@.P.A.H.S. (and proud of it!).  Leslie likes Leonardo DiCaprio and
                        refuses to believe he's gay, bi, or an ex-woman.  Leslie enjoys reading trashy romance
                        novels, and watching any movie with furry animals.  Go figure.  Leslie will supply much
                        needed direction as she is in NJROTC.  When she grows up, Leslie has dreams of
                        becoming the first ex-convict Navy captain.