Myths About Bottomless Lakes

10. If you throw a baby in Lazy Lagoon, it'll come out in Carlsbad Caverns.

 9. Water skiing is permitted in Devil's Inkwell.

 8. Cottonwood Lake is the secret breeding ground for aliens. (Did you notice the missing cottonwood tree?)

 7. Lea Lake is inhabited by a 30ft snake which life guard Gilbert Rivera wrestled bare handed...
     the snake won.

 6. The runway is an emergency landing strip for NASA.

 5. There are underwater caves at Pasture Lake.

 4. In winter months Figure Eight Lake is the only lake that freezes. It is the official training site
     of the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Team.

 3. Mirror Lake was formed by a Pacific tidal wave caused by a 1969 Alaskan earthquake.

 2. Rangers Steve, Wendi, Dave, & Rusty don't bite.

 1. All the lakes are bottomless!