This song is Howie singing about that piece of clothing that he abosolutely despises.
(parody of "No Scrubs" by TLC)
A shirt is a kinda clothes that covers you and is
also known as a piece of clothing
i'm always takin' off my shirt
and showing my hot chest
so (no)
I don't want it hidden
no I don't wanna put it on
and no I don't wanna buy them at all
no I don't want none of them all and no
Chorus:
I don't want no shirt
a shirt is some clothes that can't get no wear from me
hanging out of my closet
on a hanger
trying to come on me
I don't want no shirt
a shirt is some clothes that can't get no wear from me
hanging out of my closet
on a hanger
trying to come on me
But a shirt's slippin' on me
but it's hiding too much
and i know that nobody can see my sexy bod
cuz I'm lookin' like David Hasseloff and peeps deserve to see
can't get a look wit' a deadbeat cloth
so (no)
I don't want it hidden
no I don't wanna put it on
and no I don't wanna buy them at all
no I don't want none of them all and no
Chorus:
I don't want no shirt
a shirt is some clothes that can't get no wear from me
hanging out of my closet
on a hanger
trying to come on me
I don't want no shirt
a shirt is some clothes that can't get no wear from me
hanging out of my closet
on a hanger
trying to come on me
If you don't let me flaunt my chest
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you stay on top of my pants and hide it
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If the wearer's got a great bod but you don't show it off
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with hiding me
oh no I don't want no shirt
No shirt
No shirt
No No
No shirt
No no no no
No no
Chorus (until fade)