Our Debates!


Debate #1: Debating on what to put in "Chatroom Discussion", the original Debate #1
S: Hey, casey! Wassup, wassup!
C: When you come over tomorrow, what do you want to do?
S: Kill you, then take your lava lamp.
C: Uh huh. Okay. If you say so man.
S: Lets go to the park and stare meanly at the little kids.
C: I thought you were gonna do your "down with the posse" thing!
S: Duh, that wasn't a "down with the posse" moment. Don't rush me...
C: Hurry up, I don't have the whole carmicle day!
S: What the hell!?!?! They don't know what "carmicle" is! Now they're gonna think we're weird!
C: You know, that "odd number of punctuation marks" rule you have is really strange.
S: First off, that "carmicle" substitute thing you do for swearing is even stranger. Secondly, SHUT YOUR HOLE!!!!!
C: Make me. How are you gonna do that when you're at your own house???
S: Well, gee. We only live 6 yards away from each other! I'll come over there and kick your ass!!!
C: Ooo, scary. I have a security system! Besides, I'd kick your ass.
S: Hey, dork. I'm the morbid one! I know way more ways to kick your ass then you do!
C: Okay, I'll give you that. I don't know that many ways to kick my own ass.
S: Quit playing on my words! Now they are gonna think that I'm weird, morbid, and stupid!!!
C: That's an accurate description. My posse hates you.
S: I don't give a flying rats ASS what your freakin' posse thinks! You are just as stupid as me, 'cause your the one hangin' out with me!!!
C: At least I don't try to walk through glass doors like a bird.
S: I was looking at the spot on my SHIRT!!!!! Stop picking on me!!!
C: Well, at least I don't try to smother you every 5 seconds. Or hug your head when a romantic song comes on!
S: You know you love it.
C: Yeah, I love when you mess my hair and act "friendly."
S: So anyway, what was this debate about?
C: Uhh...something about chatrooms? Oh, who cares.



Debate #2: Whatcha wanna do?
C: What do you want to do now?
S: I dunno. I'm tired. Lets chat!
C: You are obsessed with chatting. Look, Sala's not gonna be there and he's never gonna be there!
S: I don't care about that buttsmack anymore. I just like to confuse people by privating the entire room.
C: You KNOW if you start chatting you won't stop. And by all means, don't tell me if I make any typos or anything.
S: You saw them! I would've told you sooner or later. Don't you dare say later. Ok, if were not gonna chat, what are we gonna do?
C: Um, go to bed?
S: Bed sucks. I wanna do something. It's only 9:30
C: Oh yeah, the computer clock is fast. Nevermind bed. Wanna hang ourselves?
S: No, we did that yesterday. Let's egg someones house.
C: This is a crappy debate. We're agreeing on everything. Let's get some controversy here! So, what do you think of Amanda?
S: That doesn't have anything to with figuring out what to do, but I think she is being a witch now. But I'm sure that will end soon. Kyle will come to her rescue!
C: Stop saying things that make me happy!!! >:O I hate you so much! This is supposed to be a debate! Any other times I'd be thrilled to hear those words!!!
S: I just love Melrose too much to say lies about what I think about it! I'm so glad you hate me. I hate you, too.
C: You are enough to make me want to rip out my eyes, just so I have something to throw at you.
S: Why rip out your eyes when you have your arms to hit me with? If you ripped out your eyes, you couldn't see the pain I'd be in. That'd be funny, though!
C: You know, you have a good point. (Casey hits Sam)
S: Ow. I hate you. Wanna secretly negotiate a planned armageddon?
C: That sounds good to me, you dishonest self-serving pathetic drunk you.
S: You are so drunk right now that you just described yourself, trying to insult me!!! I'm only weird, morbid and stupid, remember?
C: Oooo, that hurt man. Well, you're high! As high as Ms. Spenzer. You probably think you can fly, or mold a pot.
S: So what if I'm high? I don't feel like I can fly though. Not yet anyway. Heh-heh.
C: I think you've inhaled too much nail polish remover man. But then again, I'm on my 4th straight vodka here.
S: Stop hoggin' it all for yourself! Ok, now that we got that out of our systems, I wanna say one thing. I love Aaron!!!
C: Whatever happened to DAN?????
S: Dan was too old and you know it. He was so cute, though. :)
C: Daaaannnn....Dan the Man.
S: Shut your hole. I think I might shed a tear. Hey! Your B-day is tomorrow! Un-happy Birthday to ya!
C: Uh, NO!!! Is my birthday tomorrow??? Wowie-zowie! You're one smart kid.
S: Hey! Wowie-zowie is mine! But I guess you can borrow it, since it's your b-day and all. Sigh.
C: Unless you have it copyrighted, you're darn right I can borrow it.
S: Didn't I tell you to shut your hole?
C: Didn't I tell you to go swallow some poison? The answer is no, I did not. But I'm telling you now. Go swallow some poison.
S: How 'bout no. Why don't YOU go catch a flying rats ass!!!
C: Well, up until now, this debate was pretty PG-rated, but you've ruined it. You suck.
S: Oh, big freak-wopping deal. It's only PG-13 now. Ass. Heh-heh. See? PG-13, baby.
C: Freak-wopping, that's a new one. I feel like going to see the X-Files Movie, looking at the Mulder and Scully desktop image I got.
S: Ohhhhh....Mulder. Yo Quero Mulder. Too bad it went out of the theaters yesterday.
C: No! It can't be........
S: Sorry to break the news to ya so suddenly, man. Ok, I actually enjoyed that. Nevermind. Just never you mind.
C: You sad excuse for a human being. How many times did you see it?
S: I only saw it twice. It went outta the theaters too soon for a third time. *Sniff, sniff* Mulder.
C: Hardy har.
S: Can you believe band camp starts in a month?
C: No, no no no!!! We have to talk about pleasant things. I don't even wanna think about it! Ummmmm, Melrose! How about we talk about that?! Or Titanic? Yeah, that's good! Anything but that.
S: X-Files going outta the theaters wasn't very pleasant. We already talked about Melrose, and I'm tired of Titanic. Band camp.
C: First of all, thinking about X-Files going out is okay, because it makes me think about how good it was when it was in. And secondly, you are a sick, sad person. You belong on Sick Sad World.
S: Ok, I admit I AM a sick and sad person, but why am I that now?
C: Because you keep bringing up the "BC" word. And I know that when I let you type, you're going to type it. So don't think that comes as a shock.
S: Hey! Just the Two of Us is on the radio! Cha-ching!
C: Cool. How about we go to bed now?
S: Ok. I'm down with the posse.



Debate #3- Post "I Know What You Did Last Summer" Debate
S: Hey there, kid. Do I know you?
C: Yeah, I killed your son.
S: Oh yeah! You son of a...wait a minute, lets not fight! Why don't we talk about this.
C: .....
S: Well folks, Casey doesn't feel the need to do this anymore. Sigh. Next time we rent "I Know What You Did Last Summer", we might continue this. Of course, only if Casey feels the need.
C: You felt it too, man. It lost it's passion. I'm an ARTIST! I can't do something if I don't FEEL the passion to do it! Anyway, all I gotta say is that we may be sleeping with the lights on tonight.
S: You pansy ass wuss. (In a pansy ass wuss voice) I'm an Artist! I don't feel the passion! Yeah, and my butt is hairy.
C: Of course, it always comes back to your butt, doesn't it? No matter what we're talking about, your butt has to come into play somehow.
S: I know I'd rather hear about my butt rather than you losing your freaking passion.
C: That sentence was very repetitive. Anyway, what was I going to say? I know I was going to say something. Cocoa is going to kill you tonight in your sleep.
S: Not before I kill you with a giant croquet mallet!
C: I told you that you had the shining!!!
S: I never doubted it!
C: It doesn't matter, because before you can even say "croquet mallet," I'll kill you with my thing grabber.
S: That stupid thing grabber can't even lift a piece of paper, let alone kill a person with a giant croquet mallet! You and your monkey are MINE!!!
C: Heh heh. That's what they WANT you to think! You don't know the power of the Mighty Thing Grabber.
S: Yeah, well you don't know the power of my butt! Ha ha!
C: Yes I do actually. I feel your brother's pain.
S: My brother is a piece of dorkweed. He doesn't know what the hell he's talkin' 'bout. Neither do you. Who's they, huh? The voices inside your head? Huh? HUH?!?
C: Nope, "they" refers to the Cigarette Smoking Man and all those Russian guys he hangs around with. They're in on it too, you know.
S: It's too bad about Well Manicured Man. I bet he was in on "it" too. Although, he seemed like a good guy before he got in that car and shocked me so bad that my Junior Mints went flying. Whew.
C: Yeah, he was in on it too. Me and him go way back. We were the first ones who were "in on it" I believe. That was funny in the theater. The people behind us probably got knocked unconsious. Your mouth was frozen open for almost 5 minutes. I miss that movie. :(
S: Mm-hmm. I REALLY miss Mulder. I can't wait till the new episodes start showing. I also can't wait until the "I know What You Did Last Summer" sequel! Ooh, baby. Freddie Prinz Jr.
C: Do you wanna watch MELROSE tomorrow????? :) :) :) I know we watched it today. I myself have watched it twice today, once yesterday, three times the day before that, and so on.
S: I dunno man, let me think. Howz 'bout you let me...do I dare ask? Only...if...you......letmechat. Not for too long, it's already too late. But if I can do that, we can watch the recent one, "The Scene", and many others. Hey! Wanna start an ongoing Melrose Marathon? It could start at the beginning, and we wouldn't have to finish it in one day. Maybe after band camp, we could get Melrose-eed up a bit. You know. BAND CAMP. >:-)
C: If you think you're done, I'll respond. First of all, I don't have all the episodes on tape, you know that man. But yes, that would be fun to get Melrosed up after "BC" is over. We could bring out the champagne too, it'll probably be an occasion to celebrate. Now, here's my offer: it's late, so how's about I let you chat for 15 minutes tomorrow in exchange for MELROSEMELROSEMELROSEMELROSEMELROSEMELROSEMELROSE????????????
S: How about I just see who's on tonight, and if I don't chat tonight, we take a walk to Buhl park in the morning. No chatting, maybe. That depends. We will watch Melrose, though. No matter what! Do we have a deal, my friend? Forget what Well Manicured Man said! You can trust me!!!
C: I really don't feel like walking in Buhl Park. MAYBE I will, but that's not gonna be part of the deal. 20 minutes on chat, how about that? Don't even give me those exasperated sighs of yours.
S: Tonight or tamorning?
C: Tamorning.
S: I hate morning chatting. Why don't I just see who is on right now, and we'll go from there.
C: You can see who's online, but if there's no one you know, you can't just go around aimlessly.
S: Exact-tactically. Do we have this deal? I am just checking now. You may owe me some other day, got it kid?
C: If I owe you, I wanna know how much. 20 minutes? (Also; it would've been really funny if you called me dollface instead of kid. Oh well, the moment has passed.)
S: Yeah, well I'm not THAT sleazy. Yes, 20 minutes. Do we have a deal?
C: Yes ma'am.
S: Alright then. I guess that's it for now.
C: See you later on WJEN!


Debate #4- Passing notes in Home Ec.
S: My name is Sam! What is your name?
C: The men in black coats told me not to tell.
S: Well, you can trust me!
C: Nu-uh. Henry says you're bad.
S: What else did Henry say, sweetie?
C: He says not to take any medicine the men in white coats give me 'cause they don't care about me and neither does mommy.
S: They were lying. You've been had. Tell me your name!!!
C: The electroshock therepy made me forget.
S: Well, I'll call you Cadet. Do you remember anything, Cadet?
C: I remember a white light coming from the sky and strange men with large eyes and some dude smoking a cigarette.
S: Come with me and we'll take your fingerprints and find your loving mommy.
C: Mommy tried to kill me and Henry says to shoot anyone who asks for fingerprints.
S: Well then, we have to take you to the police station and pronto, Cadet! How is it you remember what HENRY said and not your name?
C: Because Henry is my friend in my head! He told me this stuff after electroshock therepy. I don't like your questions. They scare me.
S: YOU MUST DIE! WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! (Sam kills the strange girl)
C: (Strange girl rises from the dead and pushes Sam off a building)


Debate #5- It's midnight and we have nothing better to do
S: Hey, lets make a debate!
C: Now?
S: Yeah.
C: About what?
S: I dunno, yo mama perhaps?
C: Just to enlighten the readers, remember how Sam used to always say "My butt"? Now it's been replaced with "Yo mama".
S: Sha-aah! She's right, folks. It's the dawn of a new... meh...we just got tired of doing important things. Guess what, Casey?
C: What?
S: You suck! No, I'm just joshing you, my friend. SCHOOL starts in 2...TOMORROW!!!!!
C: Heeeey, school doesn't start tomorr- oh. It's the next day now. That sucks. Guess what Sam?
S: What?
C: I see dead people.
S: Yeah? I see morons, oh no, wait! I was just looking at you!!! WAA HAH HAH HAH!!!
C: Your jokes would be funnier if you didn't laugh at them.
S: That was just an evil laugh at the end of my sentence!
C: Coming from a very evil person I must say. What should we talk about now?
S: Smorgasbords. Don't even try to understand how i spelled that.
C: I wish the readers could see us now. Sam's hyperventilating. It's funny.
S: Ding dang dong.
C: That is SO DUMB!!! Billabong is funny, yo mama has it's moments, but DING DANG DONG is STUPID!!!
S: I'd say "no, yo mama is stupid", but thats just plain mean, so I'll just say no, YOU'RE stupid! >:P
C: Yeah, well you're a self-centered pig. At least in the morning I'll be sober. (Melrose)
S: (burps) Yeah, well, you'll still be stupid though! HA! HA HA HA HAHDIFajklsrhgf
C: That was a nice one man. Please excuse Sam, it's gettin' a little late for her and she's zoning out.
S: Man, I am always zoned out. As a matter of fact, Mr. Modell even said I was zoned out once!
C: Well, name one person who doesn't zone out in that class.
S: Yo mama! Or Colleen.
C: Man, don't use her real name!
S: Oh, I mean, uh, c...c...ca..ca...Cassidy?
C: No! Cassidy's stupid! Uhhh...c... c....
S & C: Cccccc...ccccc..... (Casey and Sam start twitching)
C: Oh nevermind, Colleen.
S: Colleen it is! Yeah, she like always got straight A's in that God forsaken Hell hole. *cough cough*
C: Well, I think Sam's dying, so we're gonna go now.
S: Catch you on the flipside! Or maybe not, but when we do meet, bless you, my son. You deserved that treat. I'm sure Reva liked her gifts, we all know how much she likes clowns! Yes, yes, I'll tell her, Goodnite folks!
C: Yes, well...uh oh, here come the men in white coats! Time to go get your medicine. See you later folks.



Debate #6- Post "Haunted Hill on the House" Wait a mintue... that ain't right.
S: First of all, I thought the house was haunted, not the hill.
C: THEY KILLED PRITCHET.
S: Not only did they kill Pritchet, They made the movie suck. Suck a big fat YOU KNOW WHAT!!! >:(
C: It had a crappy plot, but I would've been FINE AND DANDY if they didn't kill Pritchet.
S: Man, I think we should clarify who "Pritchet" is for our visitors. Also, I think we should state once again, if anyone didn't understand, THE MOVIE SUCKED AND BLOWED
C: At the same time?!
S: Oh yeah. ANYWAY, Prichet is...was Chris KATTAN!!!!! We LOVE Chris Kattan! We're in the process of making a Chris Kattan site!
C: We're gonna watch the Roxbury after this, just to see a movie where Chris Kattan doesn't get killed off. I swear, that made me so mad. ALL the stupid people in the movie survived! Those two butt wads that were in love made it out, while... oh dear God, just stop me now before I kill someone.
S: Poor, poor Chrisy-poo. :( Sigh... WEll, I don't have much else to write...just wanna say I hate whoever thought the idea of the evil house gets Chris. So sad, so sad, So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad,So sad...
C: Okay man, that's good. And you know what else ticks me off?!?! There was this black cloud of death following everyone. And this asshole was trapped with it and he was yelling and pounding on the door. So Pritchet, being the nice guy that he is, opened the door and saved the asshole, but it grabbed him instead!!!! >:0 THEN, the idiot got away!!! At least he died a little later. And Pritchet came back as a ghost to save the other two, even though I think he should've let them die. But it was nice to see him again. Makes me SO MAD!!!!!!
S: Me mad too. Sam mad. Sam no like you.
C: I don't like Sam either! Or the guys that wrote that movie. You wanna see who they killed off?!?! Do ya?!?!

They killed off that adorable little guy!!! He's so CUTE!
S: HEHEHEHEH, the enter key stuck dow while Casey was trying to give me the key board and it scared her. She sounded like a freaked out monkey. Heh heh.
C: (In a serious tone) Man, at that moment, I was a freaked out monkey.
S: Anyway, back to our lover wover little woozie bah lil guy, Chris. (Lover meaning only that I love him in a teddy bear way, not a hot-passionate-sex-David-Duchovny-way. Just to clarify. OK, now I can't put a smiley face cause of the damned , what are they called?!?! Gosh darnit!!! Dammit! PAraenthesis SUCK!!!!! Damn them all to hell!!! with those damned movie producers!! Rah!!!!!!! RAH I TELL YOU!!!!
C: The house has possessed Sam, I think. But I couldn't agree more with the stuff you said before you spazzed. And by the way, you never finished your parenthesis.
S: I am sorry for my temporary insanity.
C: Temporary?



Debate #7- Post "The Beach" and Sam going crazy
C: Well, we just saw "The Beach", and I must say it was VERY good and quite disturbing too. Disturbing makes for a good movie.
S: Yeah, you know what they say. Disturbing movies for disturbing people. Is this the feeling i need to kill you with? there's something missing in my gun. (no bullets) now, if yall don'tunderstand, tough crap in a box. I'm being so dumb! movies make me crazy like that though. Crazy. they drive me daffy, if you will.
C: She's about ready to eat a centipede.
S: sex in a bottle, buy it today! so, folks. what's the lesson we've all learned today, now?
C: Not to take Sam to the movies???
S: could be. hmmm. somethin to think about.
C: What do you mean, something to... Oh nevermind. Do you have any good debate material or not?
S: I have absolutely nothing, man. All i have to say is that i wanna go to myrtle. Is anybody with me?!?! Mr. Foot? Mrs. Foot?
C: I'm with you! Let's go to Myrtle now man! We can swim!!! (You should see what Sam is doing right now...)
S: swim. sounds good. I'm glad we had this conversation. I think you live in a parallel universe. that's i said!! that's i sdia ooo h !!!!
C: You don't even wanna know. She's holding a small bear and making it talk crazy. I think it's supposed to be Leo from the beach witha sick sam twist or something.
S: may be you should go somewhere. Mr. Blue bear aint been quite right in the head lately. shake yo bon bon! c'mon everybody wave your hands in the air like you wanna be death!! !!! !!! !
C: I'm gonna end this now before it gets any sicker. Me and Sam are gonna make our own "The Beach".




Debate #8: Post "Return To Me"
S: Hhhhhhh...hey.
C: Hhh...hhhhh...hey.
S: I think we both needed to get that out of our systems. EWWW!!!!! Typing on the keyboard reminds me of the SOPHOMORE... I cant finish. I'm sorry I brought it up...DAVID!!!
C: AAAAA!!! NEW FAVORITE MOVIE!!!! It was SO good!!! David is SOOOO adorable when he acts like a normal person!
S: Yee haa!!! I know. Hes one cute normal person. Sam like movie. :D
C: Sam is crying. Oh wait, she stopped. I loved it, and it was so cute and so funny and... there;s a monkey on the keyboard Sam. Can you explain this?
S: Monkey.
C:ANYWAY, it was cute and funny and cute and hilarious. And FUNNY!!! It ruled, and anybody who likes David HAS to go see it. Even if you don't like David, go anyway. I don't care if you are a hermit. You have to go see this movie. Sam and I are going again next weekend OW!!! Stop it!
S: Who's the man?!?!? Umm... I agree with moron. I just dont understand one thing. If the grandpa was there, than where was the mother?
C: She died man.
S: okay. But explain this. If the mother is dead, than where the HHHHHHHHell is the father?
C: He ran off.
S: Well, that's all well and good, but what ever happened to David's wife? Where was she when all of this happened?
C: I'm not gonna spoil the movie for our readers. I just wanna tell Sam that she is on some serious crack.
S: Yes, and that's all well and good, but what happened to the little girl who was playing the piano? Where was she when the old lady and man got married? I just cant understand the logic behind this movie. What was wrong with Minni Driver's characeter? Why was she always so cold? She is really moody. I just dont understand theses thingds. They're like the 20th wonders of the world and no one knows when those wonders are going to appear i n the land of crappy carp fj jdie when did she diw? but what a bout Johnny??!?!?!? Where was he when you were drowning in the mucky pond??? I cant FATHOM how annoying it was rescuing you and youre iidiotic peice of crap rabbit. What the hell was up with youefadtR
C: You need to be in some institution. To answer your questions: The little girls was home with the foul-mouthed boy, and Minnie Driver's problem was that she was an alien. Why do you think Mulder was calling himslef "Bob" and Scully was going undercover as a fat woman???
S: Shake your bon bon shake your bon bon!!! Okay folks, on the serious note: I think when it comes to happiness, David Duchovny is the source.
C: Well, Sam says she's done. So,
S: Betty-wood-teeth Lenhart has invaded Casey's body... I thnk IIII will end this debate. fs.
C: Over my dead body!!! I'm ending it, and I'm gonna say it! CONCLUSION!!!!!
S: Ding dong.
C: LIKE I WAS SAYING, in conclusion, "Return To Me" rules, David rules, and Sam sucks.
S: :) hdas
C: You and your nonsensical hitting of my keyboard.
S: Maybe, but when she said, "I dont want to go through this anymore!!!" you just denied me any say in the matter, and when you went over to MY dkkda;jfjdaey8
C: Whatever.

Debate #9: Uhhh... just stuff
S: ummm... i hate computers. i hate ur keyboard and its stoopid 1 key back space. i hate hate hate
C: Sam is freaking because of a couple things that went wrong on my computer one after the other. We just watched "I Still Know yadda yadda don't wanna write the whole title."
S: why'd u put a quote at the end of ur sentence? i don't recall us ever doing that before. ding dang dong.
C: Because it was a movie. Got a problem with that, Betty?
S: wait. u didn't put a quote before the movies title, did u? and even if u did, u didn't even spell out the whole title, so what the HELL is up with that u freak?!?!?!
C: Shut the hell up you crackwhore.
S: hey, whoa. look who's talkin, miss "i just slept with.....................................um, sorry foldks, i have run out of brain. i don't know what i am talking about anymore.
C: I don't even know how to respond to that. You are SO messed up.
S: casey just enlightened me on why she doesn't have many icons in the bottom of her pc screen. hey man, weren't we supposed to go to the beachwood mall tomorrow?
C: Oh yeah... that's not gonna happen. Aunt Lin isn't going, so we aren't going. Didn't I tell you to shut the hell up?
S: hey bitch, no u did not. so, like, when r we gonna go? i have shit to do on the weekend after H E L L is out, and the weekend after that is my dance rectal....RECITAL... oy. ANYway...
C: Heh heh. So like... SNAFU!!!!
S: SNAFU!!! SNAFU!!! SNAFU!!!
C: Yeah, that's it. Okay, so like... let's tell people what's goin' on. It's 12:08 at night, and we're staying up all night. It's the last weekend before hell is out. WOOOO!!! : ) : ) : ) So we just watched movie with long name, and we're going to watch "Double Jeopardy" and the shining too.
S: yeah man. were pullin an all-nighter bay-beeeee!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!! <-- for those of u who know me, u know what sound i am making right now. we also watched american beauty. no comment.
C: I have a comment about that movie. It is MESSED UP, and gross. But hey man, issallgood!
S: isallgood! isallgood! hehe. man. i can't wait to move massachusetts. i want to become a masshole. and NOOOO it's not because of adam, if that's what u were thinking. yeah, well. this is what i think of ur keyboard!!!!!! WAAAAAA!!!!!
C: You got some issues you need to deal with. You should see what she's doing to my cow...
S: maybe u should.
C: Huh?
S: i love casey's faces when she tries to understand me. hehe. noooo.
C: So... 17 days until Myrtle! Shotglass!!!
S: SSHHHHHHHotglass! hehe, casey's reminding me of how i ran around megan's house on new years screaming "IM A CRACKWHORE!!!!" hehe, those were some good times.
C: Good times is right. I was sitting in Megan's living room when I hear this mind-blowing shriek from the computer room, and Sam comes tearing around the corner screaming like a madwoman, making laps around the house. Then, she starts chanting "GAY! GAY! GAY!" and wouldn't stop until I joined her. Good times.
S: heh heh, i don't remember the chanting. lol. oh my. those were definatly some good times. yep. anyway.
C: Sam's in the kitchen mumbling something now. Who knows what she's talkin' about. uh oh, she's back..
S: yep, just needed to get some snacks. pizza good. :)
C: Heh heh, we're drinking cherry pop straight from a 2 liter bottle.
S: we sound like a bunch of drunken anarchists. we're listening to anti-flag, saying things like "gimmie some of that good stuff".
C: You know it. Sorry Sam, I didn't save any pop for you or any of our other friends here.
S: well, brian and stacy are gettin pretty pissed with u as it is, u know. what with all of ur anarchist views. what is with u and the gulf war??? why?!?! why must u dwell upon the past like there's no tomorrow?!?
C: Can I help it if Joshua Chamberlain came here?! Huh? What was I supposed to do?
S: what chu talkin bout willis?
C: I'm talkin' about you and Carmicle. Anyway, how do you feel about the upcoming end of school?
S: that is this years dumbest question.
C: Just tryin' to start a conversation. Calm down and take your pills.
S: i think the mood has died, man. lets go watch the moooovie. shall we?
C: (in a Steve voice) Sounds good.
S: (in a sam voice) billabong




Debate #10: It's not the size of the wand, it's the magic in it
C: The name for this debate came from Glamour magazine, because we didn't know what to call it.
S: yeah, we think it has something to do with...death. DEATH. so man, i think yo daddy is home.
C: No one cares. We just saw "Scary Movie," and it was the FUNNIEST!!! However, one must have extensive knowledge of the Scream and I Know movies to fully appreciate it. I think our debates are slowly turning into movie reviews... Maybe we should change this page to our comments on movies.
S: heh, ur right. i was starting to think that when u started opinionizing on the movie. well, i think a movie review page is a SHITTY idea!!! i hate it and i hate u!!!
C: See now, comments like that are what makes you my friend.
S: u think were freinds? bah!! <--ohmygosh. two explanation points! noooooooooooooooo!!!
C: Exclamation points. Not explanation. Hey, that's what summer does to a person's mind I guess. So issallgood.
S: man, im saving all my lovin for someone who loves me.
C: NOOO!!! C'mon, can't I just have a little bit?
S: ew.
C: Heh heh.
S: theres nothing in this world i can do. billabong? ok. i think i am ready *casey interjects: cant u ever say anything normal in these debates?!* to have a real conversation.
C: GOOD! So, we need a topic... If you were a character from Scary Movie, who would you be? I think you would be Doofy.
S: sigh. didnt u read 'the saving graces' intently? topics r for men! unless u want to talk about....hmm. i dont have anything that i really want to talk about.
C: I'm sorry!!! Well, if we don't have a topic, and you're done with your crazy talk, then what the hell is this supposed to be about?
S: SEX. no. i was reading this article in cosmo.
C: Glamour.
S: fuck u!!
C: Sigh.
S: I'm a big stupid moron who sucks and i smell and i never take showers
C: Sam, what's wrong with you?
S: u suck ass, u know that? i didnt write that!!! :P:P:P wait, those r cute faces. here, >:P>:P>:P
C: That's what happened when you read magazines and don't keep a close watch on me.
S: well, how else am i going to get hip on my sex? silly. grandma was upset. i guess that ends this intuition of death. breath and debugging powers are offf!!!
C: Yeah,if you say so man.



Debate #11: OW!
S: we just got back from seeing stupid bad actress michelle phiefer in "what lies beneath".
C: I liked it, but Sam thought it was stupid. We did agree, however, that it was funny. Michelle Phieffer kept hurting herself on glass and fences, hence the name of the debate because she was always hurting herself. Everytime she moved Sam and I said "Ow!"
S: hehe, u know it! hahaha, the movie was almost worth our 5 bucks because of that and it was suspenseful at times. shwaaaa.
C: Uhhh..
S: im going to start a micronation. only unstupid people aloud.
C: Then how can you start it?
S: ooohhh, i have been TOLD! well, who said it wasnt started already, my presumptuous friend you! mmmmwwwwaaaaahhahahahaha!!!
C: Touche. Well, if you already started it, why wasn't I informed? I thought we were gonna rule it. Unless you haven't already started it and you're just being an ass.
S: i think u have forgotten the first and foremost rule of being allowed in my micronation. u cant be STUPId.....stupid.
C: I'm about to break Sam's fingers. She's being so annoying.
S: take me as i am. this may mean you'll have to be a man. hehehe, soooo sorry to our viewers. i was typing lyrics to "bitch" by meredith brooks. my friend, cadet here, really hates that. :P
C: It's just that you can tell what we were lsitening to when we wrote these because of your lyric quoting. And NO shwastica.
S: r u sure?
C: 100%.
S: did u know that 99% of all men jack off? the 1% left over dont have arms. :) hehehehehehe.
C: I could've lived the rest of my life without knowing that. But that is very interesting, I suppose.
S: i love it how when we get bored, we do this. it staves off the boredom, and we arent high and plastered, u know? look at the FUCKING innocence going on here!!!!!
C: I'm not high and plastered, I don't know about you! *sam flicks casey off* Yes, I- GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!!!
S: aw, now that just looks NASTY. folks, i was just poking cadet in the face. she is spaztic and horny. i just dont understand her sometimes.
C: She wasn't just poking my face, she was waving her fingers all over it and singing like a RETARD. *Sam interjects: "A shooshboomer in Swedish is a shooshboomer. I meeeeaaannn... uugghhh."* And she says she's not high.
S: i was talking to this one dude this one day in the summertime and he said id be pretty funny high.
C: I don't think you'd be too different from your normal self. So... 'sup?
S: i think our debateeeness has been corrupted by ur granpas "singing".
C: I suppose it has. Well, would you like to end it Sam?
S: yes, i would like to end it all, do u have a bottle of pills handy?
C: On the counter next to the bananas.
S: k, thanks. ill be right back. *says sam as she spits all over the keyboard*



Debate #12: Post "Return To Me" on February 9th, 2001
S: HAAAAAAY MoN!
C: HEEEEEEEY MoN!
S: so...
C:We just rented Return To Me and watched the lucious David Duchovny. Mmmm. He's returning to the X-Files soon, Sam.
S: no pun intended, right? hey, you get on my ass for not putting any quotations on the movie title in the title to this debate and you just deny the movie title in the debate!!! What is up with THAT, girl?!?
C: Like, GOD!!! Stop, like, fah-lipping out!!!... Okay, it seems Sam and I need to go get ready to go out to dinner now.
S: yeah, so, like, hold on to your butts, and we'll be back shortly.
(Casey and Sam go to dinner...)
C: Wooo, I'm stuffed.
S: im starved, man. i also can't type at the momo\ent...*sigh*
C: Here's some top secret notes Sam and I passed during our time at Chicarino's...

S: yeah, Casey's dad is, like, mr. popular! :| a total of 3 couples came up to our table! and of course casey and i had to be introduced, because we will definatley be seeing the people again!
C: And we had to politely laugh at everything they said. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. That line from Titanic is SO true. Sam and I hate small talk. POINTLESSNESS.
S: yes, i am definatley a strong advocate of hating pointlessness. chit chat, high school, and boyfriends are POINTLESS. a person can do well off without all three. oh, do you THINK it should be "can be well off", Casey?
C: Perhaps. Sam seems disgusted with my bug slippers. "Bug" as in the car. They are my only friends.
S: yeah, you know it! (folks, my parents make me come over to Casey's house since we're neighbors and all. ;)
C: Yeah right. My parents are like, "Oh Casey, that poor girl next door has no friends, why don't you let her hang out with you?" And I'm like, "But mom, she smells!!!" But they're like, "So do you bitch!!!" And then I go to the bathroom where all the pills are and take 3 of each kind and then...
S: soo...have you noticed that our "debates page" doesn't really have any debates on it, my friend? heh heh...
C: I have thought of that many a time, but a "Debate Page" without debates on it adds to the quirky atmosphere that is our page, don't you think?
S: Oh, i s'pose. yeah, like our isms aren't really isms, they're quotes. and we are TOTALLY not 2 girls from pennsylvania! >:0
C: No no, that we are not. Well Sam, this sure is one wild night, huh? (My, how the lyric-quoting tables have turned. At least mine makes sense.)
S: you and your making sense. it just doesn't add up. so, i am bored of this. i think we should start changing the format of our front page, so our readers can navigate themselves with ease. ya think? DILDO.
C: You think you're pretty funny, don't you? Whatever, Steely Dan III.
S: heheheh... hey! we should put that on the page!!! SWEET.



Debate #13: Join me for a brandy in the smoking room, gentlemen?
S: So how 'bout that title?
C: Yes, we just finished dinner. And that's what people on the Titanic traditionally say when done with dinner. But we are not on the Titanic. Heh heh heh.
S: Oh, aren't we? *villainous laugh* Today (4-14-01) we saw "Bridget Jones' Diary". I liked it a lot, 4 stars! Not 5 because I get way too embarrassed for other people, and poor Miss Jones had more than her share of mishaps, let me tell you.
C: That is a TRUE statement. Sam gets so horrified when movie people are embarrassed you'd think it was her. Let me just say that if anyone out there thought this was a romantic comedy with her and Hugh Grant, let me tell you IT IS NOT!!! She ends up with this dumb ass she has no chemistry with.
S: Hey man!!! Don't chew be dissin' my man Mark! He was cute, enjoyable and her soulmate! Hugh Grant's character was a Hugh Jass! Bah!!! :P
C: I admit, that was a very clever play on words. However, it doesn't change the fact that he was BORING. I hated him. Hugh Grant is so cute, and he has an English accent, as we all know I love. YES YES, I know they all did. Still!
S: Um, yeah. I like Mark way better than Hugh, though. SERIOUSLY, just joking.
C: Seriously, just joking?! That's a... uh...
S: Oxymoron?
C: Yes! That is an oxymoron.
S: Yeah, and you're just a plain moron, shall we continue with an *interesting* conversation here? Or is that just too hard for your little brain to comprehend? Huh, HUH!?!?!
C: Bite me.
S: Boo-yah.
C: So... is that all we need to say about the movie? I think so. Um... we had macaroni for dinner. That's interesting, huh? (Sam says while on the phone with her mom: "It better to be early because then you're on time. It's not good to be on time because you're late.")
S: That is an aphorism by a teacher from Hickory, I'll have you know. "Sad to say I'm on my way..."
C: Back to the lyric quoting ways of Samantha. Sigh. Tonight we are going to post Myrtle waves on our site. Not ocean waves, sound waves. It'll be sweet.
S: It'd be pretty sweet to be able to post ocean waves on a web site. I'd bookmark that one in a jiffy. :) I think the proper measurement of a jiffy is one-hundredth of a second, FYI.
C: DUH! Like, who doesn't know that??? Well, would you like to get to that now, as you sit here, wasting your liver away?
S: For a second, I didn't know what you were talking about there, man. But then you told me that we should get started on the *Myrtle quotes*, and I then understood. gottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapeegottapee..... >:/
(Sam leaves and bolts to the bathroom)
C: Well, since Sam had an emergency, I will end this debate. See ya later, peace out.

Debate #14: "I didn't just say there's a petting zoo in the basement!"
C: Well well, we just saw "House On Haunted Hill"... oh, no, I mean "13 Ghosts". Sure is easy enough to confuse them, seeing as they are THE SAME MOVIE.
S: For real, they were produced by the same people! They just rearranged the script a little.
C: Let's examine the equation needed to make these two movies: 1 character that is actually likeable (and ONLY 1)...
S: At least one black person whose lines were written by red neck writers. This character must at all times be obnoxious, worry about trivial things such as a fresh manicure and always talk like they came from the deep south. yo.
C: ...At least one character that, whenever the person who knows what they're talking about (usually the likeable character) says anything, responds with "NO!!! You're crazy!!! There must be some other way!!!"...
S: A helluva a lot of unnesseary mother fucking swearing, bitch.
C: At least 10 decisions that no rational person would EVER make, like venturing out of an area guarenteed to be safe, and SPLITTING UP, for God's sake!
S: At some point, usually in the beginning, a family member or other type of loved one must be in danger, so the rest of the stupidly altruistic cast can try to save them. In deciding to save them, they always use a string of swear words, like "Oh shit, man! What the fuck?!" Usually this is the typecast black person.
C: A house that no rational person would ever enter into in the first place, let alone shout out "This place is AWESOME!"
S: Oh, and of course there must be a gross, slimy female cadever, that somehow was neckid when they passed on. Always, the cockiest of characters will say something like, "Nice tits."
C: The death of the ONLY likeable character, occuring a little more than halfway through the movie (see "House On Haunted Hill" debate), only to reoccur later as a friendly happy ghost to help the remaining retarded survivors.
S: Sometime, nearing the end of the waste of film, a minor character will seem to have been killed, but not actually proven to be. They will contribute in the survivors surviving. And, if they aren't killed in the process (Chris Kattan), then they will undoubtedly make some big deal about getting out of the house and changing their life, "That's it, I'm tired of this nanny shit!"
C: And at the end, a hugely sentimental scene that not one audience member cares about, because they are still hurt by the likeable character's death and amazed at how much this movie SUCKED, dude!
S: Yes, they do suck Casey. But, without sucky movies like this, the good movies wouldn't seem so great. And also, these shitty movies inspire us, do they not? DO THEY KNOT!?!?
C: Hey, you're preaching to the choir. I *love* movies like this, in a 90210 sorta way, meaning they are SO dumb but so much fun to ridicule. Favorite Quote: Matthew Lillard (likeable character) was explaining to the dumb ass family about how all the hellish evil ghosts resided in the house's basement, and the dad was like "We have to go down there!!!" and Matthew was like "Dude, I didn't just say there was a petting zoo in the basement!" It was like his character was practically making fun of the movie's messed up ways. He even tried to disuade (?) them from splitting up.
S: On a lighter note, we also saw "Riding In Cars With Boys" with Drew Barrymore. Meh. It was well made, I guess, but it lacked the upliftingness of "13 Ghosts".
C: I thought it was good, but I'm not quite sure I understand how 13 Ghosts was uplifting. If you mean uplifting in the "laughing at things not intended to be funny at all" sense, then it certainly was!
S: Well, duh, choir preacher.
C: Yes, welll.... I guess that completes my commentary.
S: As does mine....... or does it? *twilight zone music*

More to come!