Myrtle 2000 Isms

Sam: "Wilkes... Wilkes..."
Megan: "Wilkes-Barre! And WE'RE NOT GOIN' THERE!"
Sam: "YOOOOOWW!!!"
-Our hyperness was evident before we left the driveway of Casey's house

Casey: "You got somethin' stuck on your leg there man. It's been there for a couple hours now."
-Casey informs Sam

Casey: "What's this gay music?"
Casey's mom: "Queen."
Sam: "Hey! Queen's not gay!"
Casey: "Yes they are."
Sam: "No they're not!"
Casey's mom: "Actually, Queen is gay. Their lead singer is, he died of AIDS."
Casey: "Oh! What did I tell you!"
-A van arguement

Sam: "Do you like No Doubt?"
Megan: "I dunno. I lost a lot of respect for the Braves until they moved Rocker to triple A."
-Megan doesn't pay attention

Sam: "Dirty pinkies, dirty pinkies."
Megan: "My pinkies aren't dirty, I just washed my hands."
Casey: "I think she means morally dirty pinkies."
-Casey and Megan pinkie swear Sam that they won't cheat during the rock-paper-scissors competition

Casey's mom: "I don't want you girls walking around at night."
Casey: "Aw, but I wanted to go work the boulevard!"

Casey: "Skankiness is inevitable at this point."
-She comments after a day in the van

Casey: "Swearing just adds expression to one's speech. For example, if I say, 'Sam, you're a witch,' it just has no pizazz. If I say, 'Sam, you're a suck ass bitch'... it sparkles!"

Casey: (about hottie waiter Chuck) "First I thought he was okay, but then he smiled, and he sparkled!"
Megan: "But he didn't have the sparkle of the f-word, right?"
Casey: "Well nothing sparkles quite like the f-word."

Casey: "Does the mockingbird sing at midnight?"
Sam: "Behold, I come quickly."
-Our code in the hotel for "Let me in," and "I'm coming."

Casey's mom: "Boys Samantha!"
Sam: "OOO!!!"
-Casey's mom knew how much Sam likes to look at boys

Casey's mom: "Don't you hate it when you're walking and it feels like the bottom half of your legs aren't connected to your body?"
-It may have been the margarita

Megan: "I don't think of them as lighters."
Sam: "I think of them as death tools."
-This almost made Casey spit Coke across the table. You had to hear the way it came out of her mouth.

Sam: "There's murder going on on that beach."
-She evaluates as she hears fireworks

Casey's mom: "The brush moves as the behemoth wanders out into the plains..."
-She narrates as she watches Casey's dad wake up and get out of the chair

Megan: "What's goin' on out there?!"
Sam: "LOOOOFAAA!"
Casey: "LOOOOOFAAA!"
Megan: "Oh, okay."
-We find a funny word and overuse it

Sam (in a tour director voice): "Now we are entering the Christmas Mouse, with scary elves and Christmas trees in July."
-She gives a tour of barefoot landing

Sam (in the same voice): "And to your left, Christmas trees that light on fire when you touch them."

Casey: "Hey Sam! Chamberlain got promoted!"
Sam: "Sweet. Isabel's having chemotherapy."
Casey: "Sweet."
-We discuss the books we're reading

Sam: "Shut up. Stupid ass f*cks."
-Sam tries to hush Casey and Megan

(Sam knocks on our condo door when we're all outside it)
Casey: "No one home, huh?"
Sam: "It did."
Megan: "What???"
Sam: "Shhh. Don't speak."

Casey's mom: "Are you INSANE?!"
-She exclaims as Sam chucks papers at Casey's face

Megan: "If you're gonna get in trouble with the law, you might as well go all-out."

***Quotes from "Goth Talk," Casey was Vampyra and Sam was Vixen***

Vixen: "You will be over the firey pits of death like Sprinkles!"
Vampyra: "They've engulfed Sprinkles... they're coming for you."
Vixen: "To a theatre near you!"
(Laughter)
Vixen: "Engulfing Sprinkles... TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!"

Vampyra: "Goth.. (laughter) Goth is an art.. It is.. (laughter) The camerawoman is laughing at me. SHE conforms! She wears OLD NAVY!!!"

Vixen: "We actually come from happy country houses with bunnies all over the place, but we SAY we come from broken homes. We complain about not having money when we do have money. We wear all this make-up, it costs something, doesn't it?!"

Vampyra: "Well Vixen, what should we do now? Should we listen to music with lots of swearing... or should we have seance?"
Vixen: "I think we should light lots of candles and talk about boys we've done it with a thousand times."

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