Megan: "Okay, back to the bathroom. It's a little messy. Here's me today... And here's Sam. *giggle giggle* And let's zoom out. Not in, out. There's the mirror, the beautiful mirror, there's Casey-"
Sam: "And a pile of dirty towels..."
Megan: "Yeah, a pile of dirt towels..."
Sam: "And here's all our stuff in the shower- LOOFAAAA!"
Megan: "Wait we gotta tape the LOOFAAA!!!" (Misc. loofas)
Megan: "There's another loofa."

(Casey laughter) Casey: *beooooooop*
Sam: "No, that wasn't a good one."
Casey: *beoooooop*
Sam: "No, it's lower than that! You need a really good one, you did it before."
Casey: *beooooop*
Sam: "No."
Casey: *beooooop*
Sam: "That wasn't a good one, that was a drunken one."
Casey: *beooooooop*
Sam: "That was better."
Casey: *beoooooop*
Sam: *BAAAEEEOOOHHHH*
Casey: "No, man."
(Sam laughs)
Casey: "By the way, the reason I have this leopard print thing on my head is because she wanted to record me making the funny noise, but I look really bad." *beoooooop*
Sam: "That was better."
Casey: "I thought that was a pretty good one." *beoooooop*

Casey: "No we got some crack, we got a little high and almost fell off the balcony. It was really nasty. We were trippin', oh my God."
Sam: "Didn't Bob fall off the balcony?"
Megan: "Who?"
Sam: "Bob."
Megan: "Bob did fall off the balcony, Bob's dead now."
Sam: "Ohhh yeah."
Casey: "He fell off and it just like, I don't know, he just got up and walked away. He's somewhere in Myrtle, we don't know where."
Megan: "No, Bob fell off and died. You didn't hear the splat? I did."
Sam: "I heard a big splat."
Casey: "No, that was the tomatoes he was carrying."
Megan: "No, no."
Sam: "Oh, so he landed on his tomatoes?"
Megan: "Before he died?"
Casey: "I'm pretty sure."
Sam: "Those would break a fall."

Casey: "We like to say things that aren't true to attract attention. We like say we dress like this..."
Sam: "We come from - "
Casey: "Not for attention! Be we do."
Sam: "We actually come from happy homes with country things and bunnies all over the place. When actually we say we come from broken homes, and we're poor and we live in basements. We complain about not having money, when we do have money. We have all this make-up, it costs something, doesn't it?!?"
Casey: "We say how much we hate people that do things for attention, but in real life that's us and we just can't face up to that fact."
Sam: "We're freaks. Or we try to be."
Casey: "Pretending to be messed up. That's what goth is all about, folks."
(evil-freakish laughter)

Casey: "Sam."
Sam: "SAM. There's Megan...I have no idea how many minutes. Up-bup-bup...one minute and it's blinking!"
Megan: "One minute!"
Sam: "Oh my God! Oh my God!"
(Various screams)
Sam: "Conclusion on the tape! Conclusion on the tape!"

Casey: "I wanna poke at this thing on the bottom of my lip, is there a safety pin in here?"
Megan: "No... ew..."

Casey: "We have to be quiet because... Vampyra's parents are right outside the door."
Sam: "Yes, right outside the door. The door to normalcy, and the rising tide of conformity. Which we do not want to be a part of. Waaaaaa!"

Sam: "You will be over the fiery pits of death!"
Casey: "Like Sprinkles!"
Megan: "It's a lightbulb!"
Sam: "Oooowaaaa...."
Megan: "It's a lightbulb!"
(Sam flickers lightbulb on and off for effect)
Sam: "Waaaaaa!... Yes. Beware."
Casey: "Fiery pits of heck... They've engulfed Sprinkles... they're coming for you."
Sam: "To a theatre near you. (Laughter) Engulfing Sprinkles! To a theatre near you!!! Waaaaaa!"

Megan: "Good afternoon. It's June 22nd, and it's noon. Do we know where her parents are? No. But we're hungry!"

(Casey is possessed and convulsing)
Sam: "Vampyra! Vampyra, possessed by the spirits, ohhh! Oh..."
Megan: "I don't think she's possessed anymore, I think she's dead."
(Casey rises) Casey: *hissssss*
Sam: "The spirits! Vampyra... Is it you, Vampyra?"
(Casey and Sam face eachother, see eachother's goth make-up and burst out laughing)
Sam: "Vampyra, what do the spirits have to SAY?!"
(Casey collects herself)
Casey: "They say... it's time to end this edition of goth talk. But tune in next week, when we summon the spirits of the dead... to come back and haunt us."

Casey: "Take one!"
Megan: "Good evening and welcome to Myrtle tape number 2!"
Sam: "WEOW!"
(Firework goes off)
(Misc. happy noises)

(Ocean waves in the background)
Casey's mom: "We have many things to do today. Go to the beach."
Sam: "Oh yeah."
Casey's mom: "It's tough."
Megan: "It is, it's very tough."
Casey's mom: "Then next thing ya know we're gonna have to EAT again!"
Sam: "Oh GOD, I don't think I can take it..."
Casey's mom: "And shop!"
Sam: "SHOP?! Geez, what are ya doin' to me."
Megan: "Geez, what kind of a life is this? I'll tell ya what, it's a good life!

(Megan is suppressing laughter)
Casey: "The camerawoman is laughing at me."
Megan: "The camerawoman is trying not to cry!"
Casey: "SHE comforms! She wears OLD NAVY!"
Sam: *HISSSS* "OLD NAVY!!!"
Megan: "SO DO YOU!!!"
Casey: "She doesn't get all her clothes from Hot Topic!!!"
Sam: (Hissing) "HOT TOPIC!!!!"
(Sam lunges at Casey)
Megan: "Neither do you! You bought that tank top at 9.99 Stockroom and your shirt is Old Navy as well."
Casey: "You LIE!"
Sam: *HISSSSSSS*
Casey: "Soon you will pay!"

Sam: "She's looking at shells."
Megan: "No I'm not looking at shells, my shells are over there ??????

Megan: "You were very right about that last year-"
Casey: "Steal my lines!
Megan: "You were very- I just said-"
Sam: "I know, I was thinking that."
Megan: "I just said you were very right about that last year-"
Sam: "Shing shing shing shing shing shing shing no fighting! No fighting!"

Casey: "Well Vixen. I thibk my parents are going to get angry if we stay up much later."
Sam: "Yes, it's already 11:30."
Megan: "It's 10 after 10."
Casey: "Still."
Sam: "We must wait up for the midnight hour, because that's when we do our seance."
Casey: "We will take flight, and we will fly with the demons of the night! Aaaaaaaaa..."
Sam: "Aaaaeeeee!..."
Megan: (whispering) "Guys! The camera battery's dying!"
Sam: "The camera battery's dying! So will you, we will all die!"
Casey: "We put a curse on the battery!"
Sam: "The battery will die, everything will die!!!
Casey: "We put a curse on the battery! 'Cause we know how to do stuff like that!"
Sam: "Yesss."
Casey: "Put curses on things... make the evil... we love to do stuff like that."
Sam: "We like to write things on walls."
Casey: "THREATS, if you know what I mean."
Sam: "THREATS!"

Casey: "Triscuit Triscuit Triscuit."
Megan: "Where's the Triscuit, where's the Triscuit?"
Sam: "Why's the light on? Why's the light on?"
(Sam and Megan chant "Hold up the Triscuit" and "Why's the light on?" at the same time)
(Megan laughs)
Megan: "Okay, now we're just getting weird."
Casey: "Why's the light on?"
Megan: "I think we're gonna turn off the camera."
Casey: "It's off."
Megan: "Later."
Casey and Megan: "Bye."
Casey: "Triscuit."

Sam: "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa."
Megan: "Are you taping?"
Sam: "Waaa- Yes. Waaaaaa. WaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa."

Sam: "Welcome to... Goth Talk."
Casey: "I am Vampyra. Goddess of sadness."
Sam: "I am... Vixen. Goddess of death."

Casey: "Hi. I'm laying on my back, on the bed, but... hey wait a minute, let's kinda slide off the bed here..."
Sam: (Doing something totally unrelated) "It's the Myrtle Girls' night on the town."
Casey: (Ignoring Sam) "It is RT 2305's bedroom, upside-down."
(Megan tries to be cool)
Casey: "Oh geez, startin' to go, startin' to go... OH geez, caught myself. I'm in a lotta pain. So just- ow, God!"
Megan: "Why don't I just take the camera-"
Casey: "Yeah take it! Take it! Blood's rushing to my head like a mother! Aaaaahh!"
Megan: "Casey's having some technical problems."

Sam: "Hi."
Megan: "There she is."
Sam: "I've got sand in my caluses... my blisters."
Megan: "Okay..."

Sam: (Retard voice) "This is Sandy. OW. She has sand. And there was a sandstorm the day we got her, so we named her Sandy."
(Megan laughs)

Casey: "Man, what do you wanna do again?"
(Long pause)
Sam: *Horrible groaning noise*

Megan: "We saved Yogi..."
Sam: *sounds of frustration*
Megan: "And then we found Boo Boo Jr..."
(Camera gets too close to Sam's shell creation and it falls)
Sam: "GOD!"
Megan: "I'm sorry."
Sam: "What is wrong with you?!"
Megan: "It wasn't me."

Megan: "And there's the balcony... and let's see... *CRASH* Ow..."

Casey: "Man... this is really stupid."
Sam: "I'm not doing it anymore."
Casey: "Huh?"
Sam: "I'm not doing it anymore you idiot."
Casey: "You're not recording anymore?"
Sam: "No."
Casey: "I can see through it, I can see you have the camera!"
*Sam snickers*

(Laughter)
Megan: "Okay, I can't get a good shot at MoN. MoN? MoN? C'mon MoN."
Sam: "She's calling you MoN again."
Megan: "Man! Fine!"

Sam: "I'm flying! Jack!"
Casey: "Just SHUT UP, you can't do it!!!"
Sam: "I can do it!!! I said I was flying!"

Sam: "Do hoitchkeebaba."
Casey: "Oh-"
(The girls bust into hoitchkeebaba)
Megan: "Yeah, alright! Okay guys, you ready to-"
Sam: "WOOOO!!!"
Casey: "WOOOOO!!!"

Megan: "And it came all the way-"
Sam: "To Myrtle Beach?!"
Casey: "Oh be quiet, you're being logical just like Jolly."
Megan: "Will you stop saying that for the 18 millionth time?"
Sam: "It says Family Kingdom. You mean it's lost and it's still going or are they just, kidding?"
Megan: "I don't know what that says, can you zoom in on it and see what it says?"
Sam: "It's Family Kingdom."
Megan: "Family Kingdom..."
Casey: "Closely related to the Magic Kingdom I'm sure."
Sam: "What the heck, why is it here???"
Megan: "I cannot believe you named your stupid lizard Jolly the Logical Lizard."
Sam: "I am a confused bunny, somebody explain, it's from Disney World?"
Casey: "No, we're in South freaking Carolina!"
Sam: "Well you SAID it was from DISNEY WORLD!"