~Myrtle People~

From young dudes hitting on us to old dudes rescuing our headgear, we met an abundance of interesting people. Read about them here!
The Mole Hole guy: This dude was around 19 years old and started hitting on Sam outside the Mole Hole. She was playing with a glow-in-the-dark ball and he was like "Hey, what's up?" She chatted it up with him for awhile and then he went away. Casey then sat down next to Sam and he came over again and was like "Hello ladies." After some pleasant conversation we had to go. Casey said "See ya later!" and he repied "Yes you will." That was enough to make us forget the conversation we had before and decide he was freaky.
The Rossi's Bartender: In having to wait an hour and a half for a table at the italian restaurant of Rossi's, the Myrtle Girls were tended to by a quirky twenty-something bartender. He had an endearing laugh that went something like this. You never knew when he was listening to your conversation, and when he thought something you said was funny, he'd make that weird laugh sound thing. Funny man. That he was.
Chuck: This year's hot Eat At Joe's waiter! He was cuter than last year's Jonathan, but no one quite beats myrtle 98's Dan. Chuck is okay when he has a normal facial expression, but when he smiled... we were sent into another universe. He had the CUTEST smile!
Chicken Nuggets Guy: A nice old man that was in the elevator with us. When he got out, Megan commented, "He smelled like chicken nuggets."
Kelsey: A little brat that was always next to us on the beach. She would scream at her mother, who stupidly tried to reason with her, and eat sand. Nasty. She was making Casey angry while watching her because she was standing right where the waves hit the beach. She would slowly walk towards the ocean, and when a wave would touch her toes she would scream hysterically and run to back to her mother, only to repeat the charade over and over again.
The Twenty-somethings: About 5 hunky, manly men who resided at our condo who always came upon us either at the pool, in the elevator or on the beach. Even at Subway! They were madly in love with us. Although Sam doesn't remember this, Casey recalls them laughing at us while chiling at the poolside. Whatever Casey. Go die.
Old Friendly Man: The old Italian owner of Umberto's (best restaurant in the world) who remembered us from previous years. He called us "princesses" and made some funny remarks about people of different ethnic backgrounds. Not meanly, just funny comments. He told us he looked forward to seeing us next year. Sam said she hoped he didn't die.
The H.R.C. Magician: A few minutes after our crappy waitress took our orders, this freaky dude in a tuxedo came up to our table and started talking to us! We eventually realized he was a magicain empoyed at the Hard Rock Cafe. Every time he would do something we were supposed to try to understand, he'd be like "Yeeeeesssssssss, yessssss." He always hissed that! "yesssssss....yesssssS" (Casey: She exagerates. She's making him sound like an evil troll. Granted, we never asked to have a private magic show, but he was somewhat interesting. Sam: He was a dildo. Enough said.)
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