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Minutes from 12-22-99
(Sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer) You know Norm, and Falstaff and Kitty Dukakis Hemingway, Jack Kerouac, and Senator Kennedy But do you recall, the most famous drunkards of all? New York the sloppy Spirits (Spirits) Saw a very frightful sight, Shutterbug chose the Idiot (Idiot) For the meeting Wednesday night. Several of the club members (members) Sauce, Softcore and Malibuuuuu Brought Amy and Adam drinking (drinking) To see what the SPIRITS can do. Then around 10 o'clock pm A sketchball entered the bar, "You look like you have been married for years, Why don't I buy you all some beers?" Then all the NYSpirits, (Spirits) Got a few beers for free New York the Sloppy Spirits (Spirits) We'll gooooooooo down in hissssssssssssstoryyyyyyyyyyyy. And so the story from December 22, 1999 has pretty much been told. . .The Village Idiot was full of classless characters on Wednesday night which provided the club members with a few hours of amusement. John Page Spears (Electrics, Carpenter, Props) (no relation to Brittany) was only one of many. John's only admirable quality was that he was bilingual. He dropped French lines on Amy because "the French, you know, they'll fuck anything." A slimy version of Steve Martin, also referred to as the "Silver Fox", made numerous advances on the Amy and other female patrons. The lesbian act didn't seem to work and only intrigued the Silver Fox further. Other notable events at the meeting included the establishment of a policy that forbids club members from attempting to change the venue of the meeting after it has been chosen by fellow club members. According to "club policy", Snotty's attempt to change the venue didn't show good club spirit. (It is alleged that Snotty may be starting her very own club hailing the motto, "If it's not snottish, then it's crap." Such allegations have not been proven or unproven at this time.) It was also decided that the club would hold one meeting sometime this winter in Killington, Vermont. Sauce has never skied before and there is nothing more painful and humiliating than learning to ski after the age of 20. If it must be done, may it be done drunk. The weekend date will be determined. Please let Shutterbug know your availability during January, February and March. Happy Holidays to all, and to all another pint.
