1 "Oh my God, They killed Kenny, You Bastards!"- Kyle
2 "Beefcake Beefcake!!"- Cartman
3 "Yeah I want chessy poofs!"- Cartman
4 "KICK ASS!"- Cartman
5 "Respect my authority!"- Cartman
6 "I'll kick you in the nuts!"- Cartman
7 "I'm not fat I'm big boned."- Cartman
8 "Howwwwwwwdy hooooooooooo!"- Mr. Hankey
9 "Move along, Nothing to see here."- Officer Barbrady
10 "Yeah dude, I think your dog is gay."- Cartman
11 "Go back to San Francisco with all the other Jews."- Cartman
12 Cartman there's and 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass!"- Stan
13 "I'm not fat I'm festively plump."- Cartman
14 "Well I know a little kitty kitty who is sleeping with mommy tonight."Cartmans mom
15 "Kill me God damn it!"- Stan's Grandpa
16 "Rabbits eat lettuce."- Stan
17 "Because the stupid bitch won't let us."- Stan
18 "Maaaaaa kitty is being a dildo!"- Cartman
19 "How about we sing Kyle's Mom is a stupid bitch in D minor."-Cartman
20 "Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog."- Cartman
21 "Ohhh my carrot cake!"- Big Gay Al
22 "Its coming right for us!"- Jimbo
23 "How about some more of that lovin chef?"- Kathy Lee Gifford
24 "Yeah what ever you fat bitch"- Stan
25 "I got a bad itch."- Stan