If...?
For Christmas this past year, I was given a book of questions...the book of (dun dun dun) IF! ^^;;
Well, since I suck SOOO royally at talking randomly about myself, I figured I'd just go through this happy little book and answer happy little questions at random. Besides, it'd give me something to do while my Dir En Grey downloads...(only 11 more minutes!!!) ^^;;;;
Well, here goes...
Q: If you could physically transport yourself to anywhere in the world, at this moment, where would you go?
A: I'd go to Qufu, China...and visit LiLiSha and Xiao Wang and Yang Kong and Ma Ke and....peoples! Cause I miss em...~sniffles~
Q: If you had to assasinate one famous person who is alive right now, who would it be and how would you do it?
A: Bush, cause he's such a bleedin'; close-minded; elephant-dick sucking; cum washed; motherless BARSTARD!!! And I would do it verrrry painfully.....I would say that I'd have some happy fairies (gay men type o' fairies, btw) butt fuck him until he bled to death, but I really doubt I'd find any that would want to do it. I mean...EW!
Q: If you could inherit a comfortable home in any city in the world that you could use but not sell, where would you want it to be?
A: the Gion section of Kyoto Japan...man, that'd rock! Who'd wanna sell somethin' like that, ne?
Q: If you could instantly speak in one other lnaguage that you currently do not read of speak, which would it be?
A: Well, I speak some Japanese, but that one. If not Japanese, then either Chinese or gaelic...ooooh...
Q: If you could return for one year to one age in your life knowing what you know now, to relive the year as you wish, which year would you go back to?
A: A year ago...2001.
Q: If you could say one sentance to the current pop, what would it be?
A: "I WANNA FUCK YOUR MOOOOM!!!" just to see the facial expression, of course. ^__^
Q: If you had to homeless for one year, where would you want to be?
A: Uninhabetted tropical island, man...but I'd want sunscreen!
Q: If you could be guaranteed one thing in life besides money, what would you ask for?
A: Sappy as this is, unending love (for and from the same person)
Q: If you had to work in one type of factory for the remainder of your days, but could choose which kind, what would you pick?
A: A living plant factory! ((inner voice: harmy no baka! ~smack~ living plants aren't made in facoties!!)) ~grin~ exactly.
Q: If you could join one current musical goup, which group would you want to be a member of, and what instrument would you play?
A: Malice Mizer! Unt I'd siiiing...Wait, they don' count cause dey no together??? ~pouts~ That sucks monkey balls...I don' know den...all the good bands are disbanded! But I would sing....^_^
Harmy: Whee! I had fun..how 'bout you?
You: Um...no. Let me out, NOW.