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I'll get to a question and I'll say, 'Shit!' which in French is 'Chate' and I'll be like, 'Le Chatelier's Principle!
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Becca, you make all my reactions come true!
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You do realize toluene is a carcinogen, right?
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Who knows?! ...Calculus knows.
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If I weren't in Chemistry Lab, I would be a junkie on the street.
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Shake it, Lara! Shake it!
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Be a good little solvent and grow crystals, then Daddy'll buy you a pony. |
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Two men are in a restaurant discussing the education of the general public. One man argues that people are smarter than they look. The other man argues that people are not as smart as they look. When the second man leaves to use the restroom, the first man asks the waitress to help him prove his arguement. He says to her, 'When you bring us the check I'll ask you what the integral of negative sine of x is and you say cosine of x.' She repeats the phrase stuttering a bit, 'Coh... sign... of x?' but agrees to help. The second man returns to the table and continues the debate until the check comes. Man one asks the waitress, 'We're having a discussion here and maybe you can help us out, what's the integral of negative sine of x?' The waitress replies, 'Cosine of x,' then adds as she's walking away, 'plus C.'
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(Translation: Laura: Please come to talk with me first! Thanks? Ma)
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