All hail the Pumpkin Lords

Ok, that had nothing to do with anything. Anyways. I just want to express my mission statement here. None of my fic is to be considered cannon. Also, I try to at least remain partially true to the characters on the show. For example, I think that it is totally likely for Spike to hook up with any and all Scoobies after his chipping, but NOT after Buffy's resurrection. If fic is written with AU after her death, or she comes back differently, then I can see it, but .. he's just too devoted to her. *Shrug*

I don't own anything worth having, no suing. If I actually controlled the PBiB, Oz would be back on the show, he would have a bigger part, and there would be a clause in James Marsters' contract that demanded he be at least partially naked in each and every episode, for a minimum of thirty seconds. And Angel would spend more time in the bathtub. *grin* And Xander... everyone would love Xander, and he'd have his very own lesbian SIT's to pillowfight at any given moment.

I accept all submissions, and will post them, unless I hate the story, in which case, I won't. Thank you.

-Me.

PS: I would also like to state that I do not own Dana Carvey, or the Church Lady. She is owned by NBC and Saturday Night Live, I think. Well, it's not me, anyways. So that's it.

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