~PBiB : Spike Fic : Daddy : What's My Age Again?~
HOLD ON THERE, BUSTER!
Are you eighteen years of age or older? Hm? Does your mother know you read PORNOGRAPHY? Does Jesus approve of what you're doing? What made you want to read this licentious rubbish that has nothing whatsoever to do with the plot? Was it perhaps...Satan?
Shut up already, and get on with the nekkidness.