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(Spike) Oh! Right. Right! You almost got me! Aren't you a throw himself to the lions sort of sap these days? (tightens his grip on Angel's throat) Well the lions are on to you, baby. See, if I kill you now, you go quick. And Dru hasn't got a chance. And if Dru dies, your little Rebecca of Sunnyhell farm and all her mates are spared her coming out party. (tightens his grip)
(Drusilla) Spike. The moon is rising. It's time.
(Spike) Too bad Angelus. Looks like you go the hard way. Along with the rest of this miserable town. (Spike looks at Dru. they kiss)
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(Spike) Are we feeling better then?
(Drusilla) (lying on the table) I'm naming all the stars
(Spike) You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
(Drusilla) I can see them. But i've named them all the same name and there's terrible confusion.
(Spike) Did you see any further? Do you know what happened to Angel?
(Angelus) Well, he moves to New York and he tries to fulfill that Broadway dream. It's tough slaying, but one day he's working in the chorus when the big star twists her ankle.
(Spike) You don't give up, do you?
(Angelus) As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as scum like you is walking, (laughs) *rolling*the streets, i'll be around. Look over your shoulder, i'll be there.
(Spike) Yeah. Angel, erm, look over your shoulder. (The Judge is behind him. Judge touches Angelus) Hurts, doesn't it?
(Angelus) Well, you know, it kind of itches a little.
(Spike) Don't just stand there. Burn him!
(Angelus) Gee, maybe he's broken!
(Spike) What the hell is going on?!
(Judge) This one cannot be burned. He's clean.
(Spike) Clean? You mean he's....
(Judge) There's no humanity in him.
(Angelus) I couldn't have said it better myself.
(Drusilla) Angel!
(Angelus) Yeah baby i'm back.
(Spike) Is it really true?!
(Drusilla) You've come home.
(Spike) No more of this, "I've got a soul" crap?
(Angelus) What can I say? I was going through a phase.
(Spike) This is great! This is so great!
(Drusilla) Everything in my head is singing. We're a family again. We'll feed, and we'll play.
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(Drusilla) I brought something for you. (carrying a dog) Poor thing, she's an orphan. Her owner died....without a fight. Do you like her. Hmmm? I brought her specially for you to cheer you up. And i've named her...Sunshine. Open wide. Come on love, you need to eat something to keep your strength up. Now, rrr, open up for mummy.
(Spike) I won't have you feeding me like a child, Dru!
(Angelus) Why not? She already bathes you, carrys you around and changes you like a child.
(Drusilla) My Angel, where have you been? The sun is almost up and it can be so hurtful. We were worried.
(Spike) No we weren't.
(Drusilla) You must forgive Spike. He's just a bit testy tonight. Doesn't get out much anymore.
(Angelus) Well maybe next time i'll bring you with me, Spike. Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space.
(Spike) Have you forgotten that you're a bloody guest in my bloody home?!
(Angelus) And as a guest, if there's anything I can do for you...Any...responsibility I can assume while you spin your wheels. Anything i'm not already doing, that is. (looks purposely at Dru)
(Spike) That's enough! (Angelus laughs)
(Drusilla) Aww. (kisses Spike and hands him Sunshine) You two boys, fighting over me and all. Makes a girl feel....(moans and stumbles clutching her head)
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(Drusilla) Maybe i'll sleep underground. Dig myself a little burrow.
(Spike) What about your pretty dress, sweet? It will get all dirty.
(Drusilla) Then i'll sleep naked, like the animals do.
(Angelus) You know, i'm suddenly liking this plan.
(Spike) Fortunately, nobody cares what you'd like. Mate.
(Angelus) Oh yeah. Let's ask Dru.
(Drusilla) (laughs) Ooh, the gate. It's opening.
(Angelus) Incoming! I love it when she does this.
(Spike) What gate pet? What do you see?
(Drusilla) It's black. It wants her.
(Angelus) Wants who?
(Drusilla) The Slayer. It's time, Angel. She's ready for you. Now she's dancing, dancing with death!
(Spike) Big deal. He won't do anything. Our man Angel here likes to talk, but he's not that big on action. All hat and no kettle.
(Angelus) I don't know about that. (he grabs Dru) I think this whole Slayer thing has run it's course. I'm ready to focus my energy elsewhere.
(Spike) Really.
(Angelus) Oh yeah. What with you being special needs boy, I figure I should stay close to home. You and Dru could always use another pair of hands.
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Happy Families?!