Take Care, Miss Nanami

When it comes to beds that have a view of architecturally impossible dueling arenas, Ohtori Academy is the place to go. Not only does this serve as a comfy seat to watch the duels, but is also doubles as a place to seduce your friends and enemies alike! The only thing I wonder is how the hell they convinced furniture movers to put it up there...

Curried High Trip

Cowbell of Happiness

Nanami's Egg

Nanami-Sama's Secret Diary

Wakaba Glomping Utena

Chu Chu; man, monkey-mouse, or myth?

Nanami's curse

Nanami's student council and the weirdness that occurs there

They've also cornered the market of psychadellic portraits of naked bisexual incestuous dead bishonen men holding monkey mice while posing in physically impossible positions. I really feel bad for the painter of this one. When interviewed, Akio told us he enjoys seducing people and trying to take over the world. Following the release of the interview, seventen more staff members slept with him.

Lighter Side of...

Home

Ohtori also has a wide array of nervous super-intelligent bishonen 13 year old boys who still fear girls and relationships, especially when they concern obsessive girls with a big brother complex. Our student, Miki looks like he's about to have convulsions anytime. Miki's other hobbies include piano playing and looking for his shining thing.

The academy also features a rustic outdoor waterfall wher you can dress up like Tarzan, just like high school senior and student council vice-president, Kiyoichi Saionji. Saionji was not happy to comment on this picture, stating that he had never been in this part of the academy and it was probably a doctored photograph. His other hobbies include kendo and slapping a female student named Anthy.

Video games are also all the rage in our prestegious school, being a favorite passtime of student council member, Juri Arisugawa, known to her friends as the video game master. When she is not playing games, she says she enjoys collecting old lockets, frightening the teachers into leaving the academy, and fencing.

Many students also enjoy driving on the highway that leads to the end of the world, such as these two students, although they are encouraged not to stand up in the sidecar of a moving motorcycle.

Carrots are a part of every student's diet here at the academy, and who else better to let you know than student council president, Touga Kiryuu. He tells us that his hobbies include seducing women and taking his clothes off.

Ohtori Academy. Once you're here, you'll never want to leave...but it's not like you have a choice.