10 Ways to Piss off a Witch.
| 1. Ask if they are satan worshippers. |
| 2. Be thoughtful, organise their alter, so that it looks more aethetically pleasing. |
| 3. Grab at their jewellery for a closer examination |
| 4. Preach to them about the "True Religion" |
| 5. Untie the knots from their cords. |
| 6. Pick up their tools for a better look. |
| 7. Blow out the alter candle, if they have left it burning. (No point wasting a good candle!) |
| 8. Sharpen their dull, black-handled knife. |
| 9. Play cards with their Tarot deck. |
| 10.Ask if they are satan worshippers, again. |
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