A/N: None of this is true; these are fictional news articles…obviously
Chapter 388: Scrapbook IV
Dead Woman Still
Unnamed
Autopsy Complete but
Identity of Woman Remains Mystery
As for the
possible date of her death, it could be anywhere from two weeks ago to a month
ago. The extreme cold and the snow would have preserved her and will make determining
her last days very difficult. As for her identity, no one has of yet recognized
her from composite drawings and she matches no known description of women
reported missing…
Identity for a Murder
Victim
As for the identity of Ms. Lafet’s murderer, Mrs. D’arcy could make no guess…
Transcript of
Newscast, Channel 9 News,
Broadcast Date:
Patrick Roy and his son Jonathan Roy stand together in the locker room of Magness Arena after a charity game.
Reporter: Patrick, we all know of course that you are the best goalie who ever lived…
Smile from Patrick.
Reporter: So it would stand to reason that your son is in good position to inherit a little of that magic.
Patrick laughs and pats his son on the head.
Patrick: Well I think my boy will stand on his own feet and talent, without needing my name.
Reporter: And both of you played in the game today.
Jonathan Roy: Yup.
Reporter: So how many goals did you allow combined?
Patrick Roy: Eleven.
Reporter turns to Jonathan Roy: And how many goals did you allow?
Jonathan: (Big Smile) Zero.
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Joe Sakic and his family.
Reporter: Now you had a real interesting referee in this game didn’t you?
Joe Sakic smiles and pats his son Mitchell on the shoulder: We sure did. Mitchell made a great referee didn’t you?
Reporter: He even called his Momma for a penalty didn’t he?
Debbie Sakic laughs and kisses Mitchell on the cheek, picking him up and handing him to Joe to hold.
Reporter: Now Mitchell, whose team did you want to win? Your Mommy’s or your Daddy’s?
Mitchell Sakic looks back and forth between his parents multiple times, blinking. He reddens and then begins to cry.
Joe Sakic laughs and hugs his son tightly, patting him on
the back.
Fragment from a
… “Is she for real?”
“And there’s a crowd and security and everything, and my boy, from his wheelchair, he calls out her name and she looks at him, she looks at him and she smiles. Ah, she smiles and she reaches over and touches his cheek and walks away. Ten minutes ago he stood up, he can walk, he stood up, my boy! He looks healthy as a horse!”
Mr. O’Shea is not the only parent who has come to see this curious woman dubbed, “Saint Cecilia” and not the only parent with a story of this miraculous nature. Just about everyone who has come into contact with her has some sort of amazing story to tell as a result……
Fragment from Society
Column of the
…and the highly touted draft pick of the New York Rangers,
son of Hall of Fame goaltending Legend Patrick Roy, Jonathan Roy, has drawn
upon himself a rain of criticism from feminist and women’s rights groups for his
comments yesterday, deemed insensitive and unfeeling. For those who missed it,
Jonathan Roy was asked about the recent flood of allegations and evidence of
rape and mistreatment of girls by male hockey players at the junior and college
levels nationwide in
When it was
pointed out that some of the cases gaining ground deal with young men who were
his teammates at the time,
The Woman’s rights group W.O.E is demanding that Roy apologize publicly for his comments which they claim were at the least in bad taste, and certainly detrimental for the mental health of the victims…..
Fragment from Society
Column of the
…has apologized for his statements. “Look I really wasn’t trying to hurt anyone’s feelings or cause any mental damges,” Jonathan Roy said while attending last night’s playoff game between the New York Rangers and Portland Gold Rushers. “I respect women I really do. Thing is I’m always making a joke about something, especially when I don’t know what else to say, and I happened to lay a real bomb there didn’t I? My mom raised me with better values so I want to extend my sincerest apologies to anyone who was hurt or offended.”
So did that mean his previous comments represented nothing at all of his actual sentiments to the case?
“Hey,”
Incidentally,
And was Miss Ruiz aware of his comments?
“Hey weirdo,” Elena replied with her usual sarcasm. “Do you think my self esteem is so bad that I’d date a guy I knew to be a chauvinist pig?”
Of course not, our apologies Miss Ruiz.
Clip From Article—Caught in the Crease—Filed: American Women—American History
Publication Date: Undetermined—Marked for Digital Filing as soon as Remainder can be located—Of Interest
The look in her eyes goes from bright to dark in a twinkling. She sighs and takes a drink from her tea and then runs her fingers through her hair.
“Yeah,” she replies. “Yeah I don’t feel comfortable with that question.”
“But you know the rumors?” I say knowing full well that the possibility of her escaping them was next to nil.
Her forehead wrinkles, and one of them stays between her eyes. “Yes our relationship was physical.” She takes another drink from her tea and my gut boils with excitement knowing that never before as she spoken a word about her relationship with Patrick Roy being anything more than professional.
“I worked for him,” she says and then looks at her hands, at a silver ring on her finger, “I belonged to him. Of course it became physical.”
“Were you lovers?” I could not resist the question having come so far now in this interview.
Her nose wrinkles. “He held me down on a bed and slapped the shit out of me; tell me what’s loving about that……”
Newspaper Clip: Crucial Data Illegible—Marked for destruction—Unimportant
….has issued a statement apologizing for her comments in American Women magazine after being informed by the Estate of Hall of Fame goaltender Patrick Roy of a lawsuit impending against her for slander…