A/N: All complete fiction! These are not real articles.
Chapter 487: Scrapbook VI
Excerpt of Article
from The
…has always been the most destructive force in history. Women, sex, men, sex, it is not hard to understand why we have finally seen the last Pope, and the final breath of the Catholic Church once the greatest power on the face of the planet and now no more than a scattered cult like religion with only a few devout followers.
It is popular to blame today’s literal minded society where science, reason and realism is the truth and the only truth for people. Gone are the days of believing in relics and ritual, even enough to politely follow tradition. National holidays barely hold a religious significance so much as they exist for the economy. Children are surprised to learn that Lover’s Devotion day used to be called, St. Valentines, and Saturn Feasting was once Christmas. Quite simply, people refuse to believe in spirits, saints, gods and angels, and even to pretend is seen to be a great display of idiocy.
But does this explain the downfall of the Catholic Church?
Aemilia Hinote would have to disagree…
Stolen Museum Relic
Returned
Egyptian artifact stolen
decades ago returned to Denver Museum, on its way back to
The museum was flabbergasted early yesterday morning when Canadian author/historian Jeanne-Anna Isabella Sakic came to the museum in person with the scepter. When asked how she came upon the item, her answer stunned everyone. Ms. Sakic revealed that her deceased father, noted archeologist Mitchell Sakic, stole the scepter as a small child during the confusion of the main robbery.
For eighty years the relic remained either in his bedroom or in his attic, constantly under the nose of his unsuspecting parents and fascinating the young boy into a love of history and archeology that it became his adulthood passion. Ironically, Mitchell Sakic’s career was known for his fight against vandals and thieves of archeological digs. His investigations often led to the quick recovery of stolen relics and he was known for his statements that museums and only museums held the rights to human history, not private collectors.
“My father is dead now,” 64 year old Ms. Sakic stated, “And I think he would have wanted me to make things right. I want to apologize on his behalf for any of the pain and grief the loss of the mummy and the scepter…”
Near Riot at Site of
Suspected Chemical Attack
One woman did not seem affected at all by the explosion or the nerve agent. Instead she walked through the afflicted crowd touching each individual who seemed to make an instant recovery. By the time the Hazard Response Team arrived all 44 victims were alive and well.
The young woman was then mobbed by the survivors who crowded around her chanting “Cecilia”. The young woman only identified herself as “Anna” and found a way soon after to slip away from the crowd. When it was discovered she was missing the crowd began a panicked search for her that almost led to an actual riot.
The young woman is being considered a person of interest by authorities would like to talk with her about the attack. She is not considered a suspect and should not be afraid to come forward.
Anyone with information regarding her whereabouts should contact the New York City Police Department at ----------. Her name is Anna; she is about 5’9”, 120 pounds, with black hair and green eyes. Her age is guessed to be eighteen to twenty years old.
November 21, 2017
Woman makes Debut in
the NHL
In
retrospect this should not be such a surprise taking into account Red Willow’s
past record. She has a winter Olympics gold medal for women’s hockey, three
other international championships, plus distinction in women’s leagues in both
the
“Yes I was nervous,” Red Willow said during the press conference, her expression flat as she drank constantly from a bottle of water. “Anyone would be nervous in their first game. I’m a goalie in a fifteen team league; I want to keep my job I want to seem like I’m worth the investment… pleased? How can I be pleased with my performance I lost the game.”
What about her views on women’s rights, did she feel like an inspiration for women and is she trying to make a statement about a woman’s ability to compete with men. “No,” Red Willow replied, “Not at all. I’m six feet tall and close to one hundred and eighty pounds of muscle, not many women can say that about themselves. I am playing with the men only because I am the size of a man, and I have talents that they want on this team. I am here because they feel I can help the team. I am here because I want to help this team, and making a political statement to me is a waste of time and not part of an agenda I ever signed on for.”
Did she think that her arrival in this league would start a trend in scouting for women?
“God I hope not,” Red Willow scoffed.
It seems the Red Willow intends to be as controversial with her statements as he coach and mentor former NHL superstar…..