The 12 Days of Training
(To the tune of the Christmas Carol "The 12 Days of Christmas")

1. On the first day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     A pamphlet on VD.

2. On the 2nd day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

3. On the 3rd day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

4. On the 4th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

5.On the 5th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
    5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

6. On the 6th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

7. On the 7th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

8. On the 8th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

9. On the 9th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
     9 nifty nipples,  8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

10. On the 10th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
       10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty nipples,  8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.

11. On the 11th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
       11 leaping lezzies, 10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty nipples,  8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.   

12. On the 12th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
       12 twitching twats, 11 leaping lezzies, 10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty nipples,  8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD. 

 
I modified this song for the Fire Service and have a mp3 audio file version. Other than "12 months of probation" and "Captain" instead of Sergeant, it is the same. Download for a listen.