It was another boring day at the smash house, same thing every day, cleaning, working, practicing, and other stuff.
      "I'M BORED!!" Peach yelled out.
      "Me too!" Zelda responded.
      "What do-a-you want to do?" Luigi asked.
      "WE DON'T KNOW!!!!!!" The girls yelled together.
      "I-a-think I'll just sleep." Mario said, he slumped on the floor and slept.
      "I'm going to bed, too." Zelda said, also sleepy.
      "But it's 2:00 in the afternoon!" Peach said.
      "Mario gets to sleep, so why can't I?" Zelda said with an attitude.
Mario was snoring.
      "Never mind." Peach said, "go ahead!"
Zelda layed down on the couch and slept. Marth was also starting to get drowsy, he wanted to do something to keep himself awake, "What do yoy want to do?" He asked.
      "I wish I knew the anwser!" Peach anwsered him.
      "How about we play chess?" Link asked.
      "You beat me every time I play chess with you!" Marth said with an attitude.
      Roy shook his head, "This is going nowhere."
Peach started to yawn, but she also made Link yawn.
      "Cut it out!" Link said, yawning.
      "I'm...so.....bored." She said, then she started so sleep.
Marth leaned his back against the wall, and also started to sleep. Roy looked at Link. "What?" he asked.
      "Are we the only ones that are not sleepy?" Roy asked.
      "Guess so." Link said with concern.
      Roy sighed, "It's starting to get awfully cold in here." He took off his headband, and the band that kept his hair in, Link looked confused.
      "Um....Roy?" He asked him.
      "Yes, Link?" Roy said.
      "I thought you had---" Link was about to finish, but Roy interupted him.
      "Short hair, I know....but...i keep my hair in a bun, then I put my headband on!" He said.
Link had noticed that Roy's hair was so long, it was touching the back of his knees.
      "How did you keep all that hair in that--" He asked, before he was inneruppted again.
      "I SAID I HAVE A BAND TO KEEP IT BACK!!" Roy yelled.
      Link grew mad, "HEY, I didn't know, OK....did ever considered of getting a hair cut?"
Roy didn't bother saying anything. Instead, he growled at Link.
      "WHAT??" Link asked.
      "What about you....do you ever take your hat off?!" Roy said with his arms crossed.
Link gulped, "I.....don't ever want to!"
      Marth suddenly woke up, "What did I miss?"
      "Uh-uh-uh-nothing!" Link said.
      "C'mon!" Roy said.
      "NO!!" Link screamed.
      "Why not?" Roy asked.
      "I.....have bad bat hair!" Link said.
      "BAT HAIR!!??!?" Roy yelled.
      "I-i-i-i mean hat hair!" Link said, a little embarrassed.
Marth just fell on the ground, laughing. Roy and Link raised their eyebrows at him. Roy kicked Marth on the side, "Quiet!!" He yelled.
Link diden't bother saying anything. Ness was throwing a tennis ball in the air and catching it, he repeated it over again.
      "C'mon already, what do you guys wanna do?" Samus said, also bored.
      "Uh.....Samus?" Link asked in confusement.
      "What?" Samus said.
      "Why did you take your armor off?" Link said with a raised eyebrow.
      "Cause I felt like it!!" He shouted. *Don't ask, I wanted Samus to be a male in my fanfic*
Samus had short, spiked black hair, he had a black shirt with a flamming skull, and blue jeans.
      Marth looked confused, "Uhh....I won't ask."
Samus raised his eyebrow.
      Link's patience was growing thin, "Think of anything, yet!?"
Roy shook his head, and then put his headband back on.
      "Uh-uh!" Marth said.
      "Sorry!" Samus said.
Link just groaned, but when he was about to fall asleep, he and the others were startled by a scream.
      "Peach?!" Samus said in fear.
      "Finally, some excitement!" Link shouted excitedly.
Marth ,Roy and Samus stared at Link.
      "Oops." Link said, his face burst in flame with embarrassment.

Meanwhile in the kitchen, Peach was standing on a footstool. She was scared, really scared, the boys rushed into the kitchen.
      "What is it?!" Samus said, now he has his armor on. Samus looked around, pointing his blaster around the kitchen.
      "It's a--a--" Peach stammered.
      "A what?!?" Marth asked.
      "A rat!!" Peach said in fear.
      Link looked at Samus with his jaw wide open.
      "You're.....you're scared of a rat?!?" Roy asked, confused.
      "Yes!" Peach replied.
      "Uhh.....that was enough excitement....right, guys..........guys?" Link asked, but had noticed the others had already left the room, then he grew mad.
      "Feh, some friends!" Link murmured under his breath.
      "Get rid of the rat, please!!!!" Peach yelled.
      "All right, all right!!" Now Link was angry, he searched for the rodent.
While he was, he started to mumble angrly to himself., "Stupid...just because Peach is scared of a lousy rodent....why do i have to do things around here when they can take care of it themselves."
Link saw a shadow that was shaped like a rat, suddenly, it started to move.
      "DIE, you stupid rodent!" He yelled.
      Link grabbed his master sword, and tried to kill the rat, but the rat spoke.
      "Don't hurt me...please!!!"
      "Huh?!" Link dropped his sword, the 'rat' reveled itself to be Mr. Game&Watch.
      "You got some nerve trying to scare me like that!" Peach said, "What are you doing here?"
      "I wasn't trying to scare you!" He said, "I was just trying to get a snack."
Link let out a deep sigh, then left the kitchen.

Meanwhile in the kids room, Young Link, Ness, and the Ice Climbers were trying to find something to do.
      "How 'bout we play a video game?" Ness said.
      "Yeah!" Y.Link said, "I wanna play Madens Of The Black Sage!"
      "Since when did you buy that game?" Popo asked.
      "I bought it Yesterday!" Y.Link said.
      "That sounds boring!!" Ness said.
      "Aww..." Y.Link said, disappointedly.
In the living room, the others were rapidly losing their patience.
      "C'mon already," Marth whined "I want something to do!"
      "We do too!" Link yelled, " but we're not complaining!"
      "OH, SHUT OP ALREADY!!!" Gannondorf shouted.
Link was stunned.
      "I'm just as bored ad you all are, but i'm not whining, am I?!" Gannondorf said.
Roy just layed back in his chair and groaned "This is going to take forever to figure out something to do!" He said.
      "......................................I GOT IT!" Mr. Game&Watch shouted.
      "WHAT?!?" Marth asked excitedly.
      "No, I mean I got mail!" Mr. Game&Watch said.
      "NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!" They all yelled.
      "Sorry." He said.
      ".................Hey, I got an idea!" Link said.
      "Really, what is it?!" Marth asked
      "Do any of you guys want to be on television?"
      "......Your kidding, right?" Roy asked.
      "Dead serious!" Link anwsered
      Peach overheard "I aways dreamed of becoming a t.v star!"
      "Count me in!" Said Marth.
      "Me too!" Roy said.
      "I'll go round up the others!" Link said, walking out of the living room.
Link walked from one room into another, the others thought it was good idea, so they agreed. Later, they started planning on what they were going to do.
      "I want to host an exercise show!" C.Falcon said.
      "I wanna host a cooking show!" Mario said.
      "Soap opra!" Said Zelda.
      "I can host a game show!" Roy said.
      "What about role plays?" Luigi suggested.
They continued to talk about it, when they were finished, they went to the T.V studio for their work.
      "Are you sure you want to host the T.V shows here??" The maniger of the T.V studio said.
      "Yes, sir!" Said Link.
      The manager smiled, "Well, ok.....for gameshows: left door, for comedy: up stairs, and here's a map to show the other doors, be sure to practice."
      "Practising's for sissys!" Bowser said, Link slapped him.
      "Be quiet!!"
      "Ow!!"

In the practicing room with Peach.
      "Ok, lets see, I want to wear this dress for my show and---no I don't" Peach said, "this dr-- no...i don't know what to wear.....oh....i want to wear this purple dress."
In the practicing room with C.Falcon.
      "Ok......i'll start with the basics!" C.Falcon said, he began to do sit-ups "down...and up...and down....and---*Crack* Ow, my back!" C.Falcon screamed in pain, "I THREW OUT MY BACK!!!"
Link's practicing room.
      Link walked around the room for awhile, "........Let's see.....i geuss I can host a comedy and....no...hmm......how about...no..um....oh....I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING!!!!!!" He screamed.
Marth's practicing room.
      "......I wonder if they're going to let us host commercials...but i'll ask that later!" Marth thought to himself, "what will my show be like......i...could host an animal show and...no.......this is going to be harder than I thought!"
Y.Links, Ness, & Ice Climbers practicing room.
      "So...what are we going to do?" Ness asked.
      "I had my vote on a play called 'The Tree Little Pigs." Popo said.
      "......Your joking....right??" Y.Link asked.
      "Nope!" Popo said.
      "That's for babies!!" Nana said.
      "So!!??!" Popo said with attitude.
      "......Ohh....ok." Nanna said, frustrated.
Roy's practicing room.
      "If i'm hosting a game show...what should I call it...... 'you bet your dollar'?.....nah... winning is....no."
He continued to think about a name. He picked up a mirror, and looked into it.
      "I'm going to have to fix that!" He said
He grabbed his comb and starting combing his hair, but ends up messing it up.
      "OH...." He said in frustration.
He took off his headband, and the band that was holding his hair back, his long hair touched the back of his knees
      "....I'm going to have to get a haircut...now where was I?"
He started to brush his long hair. "That's better!" As he walked, he suddenly tripped, causing the mirror to break, and his head went through the frame.
      "Ow!" He yelled. Roy got up, dusted himself off, and tried to get the frame off of his head, but there was a problem.
      "Uh-oh!" He said nervously, the frame was stuck. As Roy tried to pull the frame off, he got down on the ground, put his feet on the frame, and pulled. It still diden't come off. "Uh....help!" He said, pulling harder. It still diden't come off. Roy grew mad, and pulled as hard as he could. It finally came off., Roy sighed and rubbed his neck.
      "That didn't go so well." He said to himself, "but I messed up my hair again!" Then got up, and continued to get ready. "......I got it, you....i'll just go with 'you bet your dollar'.
Samus's praticing room.
      "I don't have my mind set on anything, yet." He said, "maybe the other shows could give me ideas. *Turns on T.V*
      T.V: "Because it is going to end, we will---" *Change channel* "Try this roll-on---" *Change channel* "And it's going....going...and it's gone!"
      Samus was frustrated, "UGH, come on!!" He continued to flip channles, still, nothing came to his mind.
      Samus was ANGRY, suddenly, he threw the remote, shattering it. Samus on the other hand, snorted at it.
Zelda's practicing room.
      "Hmm.....what should I do, maybe if I look at some magazines, they might give me some ideas!" She said. Zelda began looking at magazines, but nothing came to her mind. "Oh.....this is hard!"
Bowser's practicing room.
      "Let's see.....what to do...what to do......i can make up a show to get Peach's attention and....no." He said. "that pepperoni plumbers going to get in the way if I do.....oh well." Bowser continued to think for awhile. "I.....can...do a commercial!" He said. "Yeah, that's it!"

A day later, the others started practicing on what they were doing.
      "Hey, Link!" C.Falcon called his friend.
      "Huh?.....oh hi, Captain Falcon!" Link said.
      "Getting ready for the T.V show, I see." He said, Link chuckled.
      "Yeah, so what are you doing?" Link asked.
      "An exercise program!" C.Falcon said, "So that men *and woman* can stay in fighting shape!"
      Link raised an eyebrow, "Uhhh....ok?"
      "Hi guys!" Zelda said.
      "Hi!" C.Falcon said, "What are you doing for T.V?"
      Zelda gulped, "I...haven't thought of anything, yet.
      "Zelda!" Link said, "You had all night to think about something!"
      "Well, actually.....i coulden't think of anything, ether." Samus said, coming up from behind Link.
      "This is ridiculous!!" Link screamed, Roy and Marth walked beside them, Link gave them an evil glare.
      ".......What?!" Roy said, Link smack his forhead.
      "Oh, and I suppose you two diden't think of anything....and decide to show up anyway!!" He screamed.
Marth and Roy were silent for a moment, Roy spoke up.
      "I.....thought of something." He said.
      "You did?" Hearing that remark, Link got excited.
      "Yeah, i'm hosting a game show, along with some other stuff i'm doing later!" Roy explained.
      "Oh...all right!" Link said, then turned to Marth.
      "What about you?" He asked, still hyper, "Are you doing anything?"
      "Um.......no." Marth said, shaking his head, Link hit Marth on the back.
      "OW!" He yelled in pain, "Why did you do that for?!?!!!!"
      "Sorry!" Link said, "I just get angry somethimes when people do that!"
      "SORRY!?!!" Marth screamed.
      Roy knew there was going to be a fight, he had to do something to stop it before it starts.
      It was too late, Marth and Link aready started to fight, Marth put Link into a head lock, while Link was trying to stab him with his sword.
      Roy watched for awhile, letting out a disgusted sigh. Then he coulden't take it anymore.
      "STOP!!!" He yelled.
But Marth and Link were still fighting. They fell to the ground, yelling.
Roy just shook his head, then he got an idea. He went to the cafeteria, and walked up to the manager.
      "Hello, what will it be?" He asked.
      "Yes, I would like two ice bags, please?" Roy said with a slight grin.
      "Ok." He said, he went to the freezer, and got out two bags of ice.
      "That will be $2.90!" The manager.
      "Sounds fair enough." Roy said. He dug in his pocket to get out his wallet. When he did, he open it, but there wasen't enough.
      "Uhh....i only have $2.40." He said nervously.
      "Why didn't you check it before you decide to come here?" The manager said.
      "I'll pay you back." Roy said.
      "No money, no ice!" The manager said, putting away the bag of ice.
      Roy sighed, "If I don't do something to stop Link and Marth, they might decide to kill each other!" He thought to himself. Roy walked around for awhile, then he got another idea.

*Chapter 4*
      
      
       Roy looked around for something to stop the fighting, he had to think fast. In the background, he could hear yelling of the fighting, suddenly, he heard the chanting: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!
             "This is NOT good!" He said, now he's really scared.
       He continued to look for something, then he found two buckets of yellow paint on the ground.
       "Their seriously going to hurt me if I do this." Roy said, "but it's the only way to stop them!"
       Roy grabbed the paint buckets and walked to the place where they were fighting. Link's and Marth's faces were already bleeding. Roy shrugged, "Well, here goes nothing." he said, grinning his teeth. Then he threw the paint on the two swordsmen. Now, Link and Marth were covered in yellow paint. The people that were watching them, were laughing, Marth and Link burst into flame with embarrassment.
       "Uck, PAINT?!" Link said.
       "All right, WHO DID THIS?!!?!" Marth yelled, Roy stepped up from behind the crowd.
       "I DID, YOU MORONS!!" Roy yelled, "I HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO GET YOU TWO TO STOP FIGHTING!!!"
       Link and Marth looked at each other, they both had bleeding faces and black eyes. They shrugged at each other.
       "Oooh, uh...I....uh..." Link wanted to say sorry to Marth, but he was too nervous. Marth felt the same way.
       "Ahem!" Roy said, crossing his arms and tapping his left foot.
       "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!" Link yelled, "I'M SORRY!"
       "ME TOO!" Marth said.
       "That's better!" Roy said, his face was red from anger, "Now let's go."
       Link was scared, "Did you ever see Roy this angry?"
       "Yes I did." Marth said, "but I don't want to talk about it."
       "Why not?"
       "I.....just don't!!"
       When they were walking down the hallway, Link and Marth caught up with Roy.
       "Hey, wait a minute!" Link shouted.
       Roy stopped in the middle of the hallway.
       "What?!!?" He said with an attitude.
       "Um....I...uh..." Link started, Marth slapped him on the head.
       "Ow!"
       "He wanted to say sorry, I wanted to say sorry, so we're even?!" Marth said.
       Roy narrowed his eyes, "Hm....I don't know...."
       "Sorry." The two said together.
       Roy tried to smile, "I accept your apologies, now, are we going to argue anymore, or are we going to make TV shows?"
       "You bet!" Link said.
       "C'mon, let's go!" Marth said.
       *Chapter 5*
      
       The group headed to the main place where they were off to make their TV shows.
      
       "Ok, who's going first?" Link said.
       "I already got the places in order!" The manager said, "So you don't need to worry."
       "What do you mean?" Peach asked.
       "You'll see."
       The host walked on stage, "Hello people!"
       The people in the background cheered.
       Link raised an eyebrow, "This is how he greets his audience??" He thought.
       "Ok, now, we have a special surprise for you all, the Super Smash Brothers are going to host some TV shows, today!"
       The audience clapped and cheered, some of the smashers walked outside of the certain and bowed.
       "GET BACK THERE!!" The manager said, chasing them out. The audience laughed.
       "Ahem, anyway, like I said, their going to host some shows you are really going to enjoy, first is: Cooking With Mario!"
       The audience clapped, Mario smiled and waved.
       "Okey-dokey, welcome to 'cooking with Mario.' my-a-name is Mario, and we are-a-going to-a-start by-a-cooking my-a-favorite dish: Mushroom soup!"
       Mario looked at his cookbook for the name: mushroom soup. Then he found it.
       "Ok, we start by getting one pound of mushrooms, some chives, some meat, and vegetables."
       "What kind of vegetables?" Link asked, watching from behind the curtain.
       "Don't interrupt-a-me!" Mario said, "Anyway, as I-a-was saying, the vegetables contain Chives, Carrots, Onions, and Tomatoes....and of course, Mushrooms."
       Mario began to chop up the vegetables, and put them in a pot of boiling water.
      
       "Okey-doky, now, do NOT heat the pot more than-a-500 degrees, why you may-a-ask, because it will be-a-trouble."
       "And why is that?" Link asked.
       "Because." Mario said.
       "Why?"
       "Because!"
       "Well, tell me why."
       "BECAUSE!!" That's when Mario noticed that he had accidentally set the stove for 700 degrees, Mario gulped.
       "TAKE-A-COVER!!"
       "What, Why?" Link asked, before he had a chance to move, the pot exploded, covering Mario and Link with water and vegetables.
       "..........Thats-a-why."
       "Good reason." Link said, spitting out the water.
       "Uhhh......okey-doky, so that was the ingredient for mushroom soup!"
       "More like vegetable soup if you ask me." Link said.
       "OK, were out of time, anyway, join me next time on 'Cooking With Mario!"
       *Chapter 6*
      
       Mario took a seat beside Link in a room. Link stared at him for a moment, then turned away.
       "..........I'm still burned from that water." Link said.
       "...Yeah, me-a-too." Mario said.
       "So....who's next?" Ness asked.
       "I don't-a-know yet."
       "Ok, people, I have the other show here, the next show is: 'You bet your dollar'!" The announcer said.
       "You bet your dollar?" Marth asked, "Isn't that what Roy's hosting?"
       "Yep." Link said, then he looked around, "speaking of which, where is he??"
       "I haven't seen him since we argued." Marth said, Link shrugged.
       "Don't remind me of that!" Link said.
       "Sorry, so--" Marth was interrupted by a slamming door, Roy walked to Link and Marth.
       "Right on time." Link said.
       "You're show is next!" Marth said, Roy sighed.
       "Yeah, I know that!" He said.
       "Oh, and take off your headband!" Link said.
       "What?! Why?" Roy asked.
       "Because you have to look like a professional!" Link said.
       "I don't see why taking off my headband makes me look---"
       Link was angry, "JUST TAKE IT OFF!!" He screamed, Marth shrugged.
       "Ugh, fine!" Roy took off his headband.
       "Ahem!" Link said, tapping his foot, Roy knew what he meant.
       Roy just growled, he took off the band that was holding his hair back. His long, red hair, fell to the back of his knees. His hair also fluffed around his body. Marth was stunned.
       "Whoa!" He said, "your hair's THAT long??!!!"
       "I....never really want to cut it....." Roy said, looking down at his feet.
       "Uh....no offence, but you also need to brush it." Link said.
       Roy knew what he meant, "This is my natural hair, it ALWAYS fluffs around like this, I can't do anything about it."
       "Well.......you look like a lion....better yet...a Sasquatch." Marth joked, Link jabbed him on the side.
       Roy narrowed his eyes, "......Ok.....you didn't have to say that out loud." It sounded like Roy's feelings were now hurt.
       "Yo, Roy, your on!" Samus whispered.
       "Well, this is it!" He said.
       "Good luck!" Marth said, Roy smiled, then he remembered, "Wait, what do I do??"
      
       "Just read the card that C,Falcons holding up." Marth said, pointing to Bowser.
      
       "And now it time for 'you bet your dollar', and here's your host, star of the show...Bet Sayjack!" The announcer said.
       Roy narrowed his eyes, "My names Roy!" He thought to himself.
       The audience clapped and cheered, Roy walked onto the stage.
       "Um...hello everyone, and welcome to 'you bet your dollar!"
       The audience cheered again, Roy smiled.
       "But we won't have a dollar to bet without the lovely, Zelda!" He pointed to Zelda, the audience cheered, Zelda waved.
       "Ok, now let's meet our contestants: He's the brother of the famous plumber that saved Peach hundreds of times, and the mushroom kingdom, please give a warm welcome to: 'The famous, green plumber, Luigi!"
       Luigi walked onto the stage and sat on his podium. The audience clapped and cheered.
       "Ok, now let's meet his opponent: He's the enemy of the famous Mario, that tried to take Peach hundreds of times, let's say hello to 'the king of koopas', Bowser!"
       The audience clapped and cheered, Bowser snarled.
       "Ok, then, here are the rules: Ourcontestantsawnserquestionsthatgoeswiththetopicsthatigiveoutifyougetthemallright,Zeldawill turntheletteraroundspellingoutawordifyougetthatwordright,youwillwinaprize, understand?"
       "HUH?!" Luigi and Bowser looked dumbstruck.
       "Good!" Roy said with a smile, "And now, the topics are: Things that appear in a box, Super Smash Items, Super Smash Levels, and finally, Super Smash Fighters!"
      
       "Um...I'll go with: Super Smash Levels, Roy!" Luigi said.
       "Ok, then your first question: this is a dark place, it has many monsters, it is the 3rd level on adventure mode!"
       Bowser buzzed first, "Taking the princess!" A Loud buzz occurred, meaning that he was wrong.
       Luigi buzzed in.
       "Luigi?" Roy said.
       "Um....Hyrule Temple?" He said.
       "Correct!" Roy said, "Zelda, would you turn over a letter, please?"
       Zelda turned a post around, it had the letter 'a'.
       "Do you think you can solve the puzzle?" Roy asked Luigi
       "Um...uh..uh..." But before Luigi was about to say something, He was quickly interrupted.
       "I didn't think so." Roy said.
       The audience laughed.
       "Ok, then, it's still your turn, Luigi!"
       "Um...I'll go with 'Super Smash Fighters,' bet!" Luigi said.
       "My names Roy!!!" Roy yelled, Luigi fell back in his seat, Bowser laughed at him.
       "Ugh, anyway, your question is: He's one of the first choose able characters in Melee. He wears armor made from the bird people, and he has a blaster-like weapon on one of his arms!"
       Bowser quickly buzzed, "Um....BEAT UP THE PLUMMER!"
       Roy slapped his forehead.
       Luigi buzzed in, "Um.....is it Ness, Mr.Sasquatch, i-i-i mean lion, i-i-i mean---"
       Roy was ANGRY, Luigi must've overheard what when on earlier.
       "JUST ANSWER THE STUPID QUESTION!!" He yelled. Now Roy was furious.
       "Um.....Samus?"
       "Correct!" Roy said, "Zelda, if you please?"
       Zelda turned over another letter, this time, it was the letter 'e'.
       "Uh....I don't know." Luigi said, a little confused.
       Roy just rolled his eyes, "Ok, next?"
       "Um....I'll go with, 'super smash items'." Luigi said.
       "All right, this item is used in the game called: Balloon Fight!" Roy said. "This item---"
       Roy was interrupted by Bowsers buzzer, "You didn't give me a chance to finish the question!"
       "It's the hammer!" Bowser said, "Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking my prize now!"
       Roy growled loudly, "No, you won't, and that's NOT the right answer!!!!"
       Bowser just growled.
       "Anyway, this item is used in the game called: Balloon Fight!" Roy continued, "This item will spin if you touch it, and it will hurt you!"
       Luigi buzzed in, "Uh...flipper?"
       "Correct!" Roy said, flipping back his long hair, "Zelda, the letter?"
       Zelda turned over the letter 'e'.
       "Uh.....um.....ugh....uh....uh....um...."
       Roy was getting pretty impatient, to speed Luigi up, he started to say 'tick tock' over and over again.
       Luigi couldn't concentrate, Roy continued to say 'tick tock', Luigi couldn't take it anymore.
       "CUT IT OUT, ROY!!" Luigi screamed.
       "THAN ANSWER THE STUPID PUZZLE!!!!!" Roy also screamed.
       "I DON'T KNOW THE PUZZLE!!" Luigi shouted, Roy slapped his forehead.
       "Ugh...all right then, next question!!" Roy's face was red, meaning that he was very angry.
       "Uh....I'll go with 'Super Smash Fighters'."
       "Ok, 'He is known as the F-Zero racer champion in--"
       He was interrupted again, Roy sighed loudly.
       "Fight the power!" Bowser said.
       Roy tighten his fist and talked through his grinded teeth, "No, and just because you are beginning to annoy me, i'm going to give Luigi another letter!" He said angrily.
       Zelda turned over another letter, it was the letter 'R'.
       "Uh.....um....uh.... 'mear'?" Luigi asked, the buzzer sounded.
       "HA HA!" Bowser taunted.
       "YOU TWO ARE REALLY STARTING TO BUG ME!!!!!!" Roy yelled, Luigi and Bowser cowered together.
       "Uh.....Bowser......our faces are touching!" Luigi said, Bowser looked at Luigi. He shoved Luigi away.
       "Ew, I got plumber cooties!" Bowser said, wiping his face.
       "Uh.... 'plumber cooties'??" Luigi raised an eyebrow.
       "BOWSER, GROW UP!!" Roy yelled. Bowser started to whimper, Roy gave him a disturbing look.
       "Ugh, next!?"
       "Um.....I'll go with Super Smash Fighters." Luigi said.
       Roy sighed, "Ok, she is NOT a selectable character, but she hangs out with her brother."
       Buzzer sounded.
       "Bowser?"
       "Ice Climbers!"
       Buzzer sounded again, meaning he was wrong.
       Buzzer sounded again.
       "Luigi?"
       "Nana?"
       "Correct!" Roy said.
       "HEY, I was close enough!!" Bowser roared
       "Actually, I said this character HANGS OUT WITH HER BROTHER!"
       "I said, I got it right!"
       "No you didn't!" Roy yelled.
       "Yes I did!!" Bowser yelled back.
       "NO YOU DIDN'T!!"
       "YES I DID!!"
       "NO YOU---"
       Bowser let out a ferocious roar, Luigi ducked under his podium, while Roy covered his ears.
       Suddenly, the buzzer sounded again.
       "....................Ok, that means we're out of time, but since you guys tried a little bit harder that I though, I'm going to give you your prizes anyway, Zelda?"
       "Well Bowser and Luigi, you just won a wide-screen TV with 200 channels, and two speakers!" Zelda said. "And a year supply of mushrooms!"
       Tons of Mushrooms fell on Bowser and Luigi, Bowser gagged.
       "Ok, then, that's all we have left, join us next time on: 'You Bet Your Dollar!' Roy said, then he left the stage.
       *Chapter 7*
      
       As soon as the show was over, Luigi, Bowser, and Roy walked out of the door.
       "That was hard!" Roy said.
       Bowser just mocked him, Roy slapped Bowser.
       "I-a-liked it!" Luigi said.
       "I didn't." Bowser mocked him.
       Link walked up to them, "Are you going to do a show?"
       "No!" Bowser said.
       "Then, who's next?"
       "We're next!" Ness said, Y.Link and the Ice Climbers followed him.
       "Oh, so what are you guys doing?" Link asked.
       "We're doing a play called The Three Little Pigs!" Nana said.
       "The three little--isn't that in Classics Theater?" Roy asked.
       "Hey, your right." Marth said, "but who's hosting it?"
       "I am!" Sheik said, walking to the group. "go get your costumes on, boys!"
       "Ok!" Ness. Y.Link, and The Ice Climbers said together.
       "Whoa-whoa-whoa, wait a minute!" Marth said.
       "What?!" Sheik asked.
       "If it's called 'The Three Little Pigs', why is there 4 of you??"
       The kids stood silent for a moment, Nana spoke up.
       "I guess I can sit this one out." She said.
       "But Nana--" Popo was interrupted.
       "No, it's ok." She said, "go on, I'll just watch!"
       "Are you sure?" Y.Link asked her, Nana nodded.
       "I....kinda forgot my lines anyway." She laughed.
       "Oh, well, ok then....let's go!" Ness said.
       "But who's going to play the wolf?" Y.Link asked.
       "We already got that taken care of." Sheik said, "C.Falcon will be playing the part for the wolf!"
       "Yay!" The younger ones cheered.
       "Ok, then....let's go!"
       After they got their pig costumes on, they went on the set. Sheik is narrating the story.
       "Greeting, and welcome to Classics Theater." He said, "today in Classics Theater, we will be showing a small play called, 'The Three Little Pigs......when last we saw the three little pigs, the house of straw and the house of sticks were blown over by the 'big bad wolf'........let's see what happens next!"
       The curtains raised with Ness on the set, hammering his house. Suddenly, Y.Link and Popo ran and crashed into him. They got up, and dusted themselves off.
       "What is it?" Ness asked.
       "It's the big bad wolf, he here!!" Popo yelled.
       "He blew my house down!" Y.Link said.
       "No kidding?" Ness said.
       "No kidding, he huffed, and he puffed, and then he blew my house down, like this!" Y.Link inhaled, and then blew on Ness. Ness fell backward.
       "Yeah, and he did the same thing to me!" Popo said, "He huffed...."
       "No, look...you don't have to show me, really, I can figure it out what he did!" Ness was trying not to get blown over again, "he huffed and then he--"
       "Puffed!" Said Popo, "and then!" He blew on Ness, he went flying backwards again.
       "Blew your house down!!" He yelled, then he crashed into something, again. Ness got up and dusted himself off.
       "What did you guys have for lunch?" He asked, Popo and Y.Link shrugged.
       "Well, what are you building your house out of?" Y.Link asked.
       "Aluminum siding!" Ness said.
       "ALUMINUM SIDING?!!!?!??" The two yelled together.
       "Yep, this stuff is awesome!" Ness said, "It doesn't crack, rot, or peel. You never have to replace it, and its guaranteed for the life of the house!"
       "That's not good." Popo murmured to himself.
       "Well....you should build your house out of bricks!" Y.Link said.
       "Yeah, you know how to build a house out of bricks, don't ya?" Popo asked.
       "Um......uh.....of course I do!" Ness said.
       "Really, you do??" Y.Link asked.
       "Yeah, all you have to do is.....uh....ugh....um......what's a brick?"
       Popo and Y.Link fell back anime style.
       "WHAT'S A BRICK??!!?" Y.Link yelled, "Well what are you standing around here for? You got a house to build, c'mon!"
       After they were done, they went inside their newly built house.
       "This is good!" Popo said.
       "Yeah, let's see if the wolf can blow this house down now!" Y.Link said.
       The wolf came from behind the trees, he saw the house. The boys inside the house, couldn't help but snickering.
       "I'm the big, bad wolf!" C.Falcon said, "and I'm--"
       "We know, we know!" Ness said, "you're going to huff and puff and blow my house down!"
       "Aw, I wanted to say that!" C.Falcon whined.
       "Yeah, well your not going to......this time!" Popo said, "Our pal built this house out of bricks!"
       "Yeah, just try and huff and puff this one, woofy!" Y.Link laughed.
       C.Falcon, or the wolf, blew on the house. To their surprise, the house ACTUALLY fell over. Ness shrugged.
       "What in the....?" Popo said.
       "Hey, I thought you knew how to build a house out of bricks!" Y.Link said.
       Ness looked at his feet, "Well--I--a--you see--I---"
       "We could've helped you, if you wanted!" Popo said.
       C.Falcon tapped on Y.Links shoulder, "Uh...I blew your house down.....now what do I do?" He whispered. Y.Link thought for a moment, the he got an idea.
       "St-t-tay back, you!" He said, "or we'll huff, and puff, and we'll blow you away!!"
       "Huh??" C.Falcon was confused, Y.Link winked at him.
       "Just play along." Y.Link whispered, "pretend your getting blown away."
       C.Falcon nodded, the three started to blow. C.Falcon acted like he was getting blown away.
       "Uh-oh!" He said.
       "We did it!" Ness said.
       "Yay!" The other two cheered.
       "So that was the story of 'The Three Little Pigs!'" Sheik said, "They finished building their houses, and no one saw the wolf....again!"
       But when he was about to finish, C.Falcon kept stepping back, and onto the set of 'Classics Theater'. Sheik raised an eyebrow.
       "Ok, join us next time on, Classics Theater."
       *Chapter 8*
      
       When they were done, the boys took their costumes off.
       "That was fun! "Popo said.
       "So....what's next?" Y.Link asked.
       "Well, another play is going to be announced later!" Samus said, putting on his helmet.
       "Oooohhh, who's going to be in it?" Nana said.
       "Well, let's see....Marth, Roy, Mr.Game&Watch, and Link!"
       "I have to see this!" Popo said.
       Marth, Roy, and Mr. Game&Watch walked in.
       "Right on time!" Samus said, "you guys are next!"
       "All right!!" Marth said.
       "The title is called, Kung Fu."
       "How original!" Roy said.
       "Sorry." Samus said, "it was the only name I could think of."
       "That's ok." Marth said.
       "You all know your roles, right?"
       "Yeah, I think so."
       "Good, now get on the set!" Samus said, then he walked off.
       Roy looked at Marth for awhile, "Are you sure about this?"
       "Yes, I'm sure, now let's go!"
       "There are many lands, legends, and mysteries to unfold. But...no one could master the art of, kong fu.....until now!" Link was narrating the story, "Once upon a time, two young people lived in a village, Kazunari *Marth* and his brother Kazunori *Roy* were out in the village happily hoeing the dirt, all day long." Samus said.
       "Kazunari, why must we hoe the dirt, while we can do something fun?" Roy asked.
      
       "Kazunori, we hoe the dirt for fun." Marth said, "and more than that, I do not know."
       "But then, someone was stalking them, the evil ruler of the great lands."
       "Brother, do you sense danger?" Roy asked.
       "No, why?"
       The ruler popped out of the bushes, the two screamed.
       "It is I: Hikosaburo, the evil ruler of all the mysterious lands, and I am here to take yours!" Link said.
       "What do we do, brother Kazunari?" Roy asked.
       "We fight!" Marth said.
       "But Kazunari, he has a sword and all you have is that lousy hoe!"
       "Don't worry Kazunorui, for we are good, and good always stands a chance against evil!"
       Marth charged at Link, Link grabbed his sword and slashed his hoe, the head of it broke off. Marth stared at it wide-eyed.
       "Ok, you win." He said.
       "For now on, you will be my slaves and hoe the dirt for me, Hikosaburo!" Link said.
       "What do we do now?" Roy asked.
       "Don't you worry, I'll find a way out of this....I hope." Marth said.
       Link made an evil laugh and left the set.
       "So that was that, Kazunorui and Kazunari were slaves and--"
       "WE KNOW, WE KNOW, WE HOE THE DIRT FOR HIKOSABURO!!" They both yelled together.
      
       While off the stage, Link couldn't help but laugh at their statement. They didn't even practice that, in fact, it wasn't even on their script!
       "This stinks!" Roy said "Brother Kazunari, why must we hoe the dirt for him?"
      
       "Well, at least you have a hoe!" Marth remarked.
       ".....I have an idea, I will go seek a master, who will teach me the art of: Kung Fu!"
       "Are you sure about this Kazunorui?" He said, "that sounds dangerous!"
       "I am sure, brother Kazunari." Roy said, "I must be going now." He bowed and then left.
       "Don't forget to write!" Marth said, "Oh, and leave your hoe!"
       "So then, Kazunorui left on a journey to find a master who will teach him the art of Kung Fu!"
       The scene changes to a mountain valley.
       "From the height of the Himalayas, to the bottom of Brinstar Depths."
       The scene changes to Brinstar Depths, Roy looked at the lava flow, then moved on.
       "He got passed the fourside cities, and went onto the hyrule temple."
       He climbed the ruins of the temple and continued.
       "Later, he found himself in the middle of at Final Destination. He looked everywhere, calling his name."
       "Hello!!......anyone?......hello!!" He called.
       "But alas, his master could not be found..............until one day."
       Roy was sitting on the side of Final Destination, then he heard a voice.
       "What is the matter?" A voice called out.
       "Weren't you listening??" Roy said, "I can't find someone that would teach me the art of Kung Fu!"
       "Ah, ha ha ha haaaaa!!" It said.
       "What's so funny?"
       "I have mastered 200 different marshal arts, so I will be your guide!"
       "Well, ok but....who are you, in fact, WHERE are you?" Roy asked.
       "I am your master!!" It said, Roy raised an eyebrow.
       "But....I don't have a master.....yet."
       "So, do you except?"
       "Uh...sure, whatever."
       "Ok, then." MrG&W said.
       "When Kazunorui turned around, there sat a shadow-looking person right beside him."
       "Your....your....a shadow?!"
       "Correct, but I'm not only a shadow." It said, "I am the master of *HIYA* Kung Fu!"
       "Oh yeah?" Roy joked, "prove it!"
       "You asked for it!"
       The shadow lifted Roy off the ground and threw him. As he struggled to get on his feet, we was pushed back against a tree. Roy groaned as he tried to stand.
      
       "Have you had enough?" The shadow spoke.
       "Yeah, I..a...I think so!" Roy said.
       "Good, but before we start training, I need you to answer three questions, are you ready?"
       "Yes!"
       "Ok, then...first question: What is the name of the item that makes you invincible?"
       "A star!" He replied.
       "Correct!" His 'master' said, "ok, next question: What item makes you go loco?"
      
       "Um....a hammer?"
       "Correct, again!" He said, "ok, next question: what is the color of the poison mushroom?"
       "Uh....red?" Roy said, his master laughed.
       "No, dark red, you silly!" He said, "Ho ho ho, but...two out of three ain't bad....you pass!"
       "Yes!" Roy said.
       "So, Kazunorui practiced with his new master, five days later, Kazunorui went off to find his brother, and he saw Hikosaburo, torturing Kazunari."
       "C'mon slave, HO HO HO!!"
       "Who do you think you are, 'Santa Clause'?!" Roy asked.
       "Well, if it isn't the boy who ran away, now I will teach you a lesson, you will not soon forget!!"
       "I'm sorry, Hikosaburo, but it is I: Kazunorui, who will be giving the lesson today!"
       Roy picked up Link and threw him. Link recovered from the shock, and attacked. Luckily, Roy was able to dodge it, he tripped Link with his ankle, grabbed him, and threw him onto a bolder. Link, of course, acted like he was K.O'd.
       "Thank you, master." Roy whispered
       Marth was confused, "But brother Kazunorui, who are you talking to?"
       Roy didn't bother answering, instead, he shrugged. Marth inched closer, he saw a shadow on Roy's back.
       "Brother Kazunorui, WATCH OUT!!" He grabbed Mr.G&W and threw him. Roy just stared at Marth.
       "You know, you never should've done that!" He said cautiously, backing away.
       "Huh, why not?"
       Mr.G&W thought he had done that on purpose. He grabbed Marth and slammed him continuously.
       "OW, OW....OW...OW...OW...I'M SORRY, OW...OW...OW!" He screamed in pain.
       Roy just shrugged.
       The end.
       *Commercial*
       "Buy this mushroom brand perfume to make you smelling pretty." Peach said, then sniffed the bottle. "Buy your sample today......achoo!" When she sneezed, she knocked over a plant.
       *End commercial*
       *Chapter 9*
      
       C.Falcon walked to the group.
       "So...what's next?"
       "You're show is next!" Marth said, "Are you ready?"
       "Oh yeah!" C.Falcon said excitedly. He rushed off to the set, suddenly, Samus walked in without his suit. C.Falcon was running so fast that he did not see him, then he crashed into Samus. Samus, on the other hand, tried to remain calm (Since Samus and Caption Falcon hated each other from the very beginning).
       "Oh, sorry, Sam!" He said.
       Samus got up, dusting himself off. The teenage boy tried not to say anything, but he was a little mad.
       ".....Yeah, whatever." He said in the rudest tone he could make, then he pushed C.Falcon out of the way.
       "What the-what did I do?"
       "I.....don't know." Marth said.
       *Later*
       "And now, we have another TV show for you, please give a warm welcome to: Caption Falcon!"
       The audience cheered, C.Falcon walked in the middle of the stage.
       "All right, now then, are you all ready to be in top shape?" He said.
       The audience cheered.
       "Ok then, first, we'll start off with the basics, Link?"
       Link began to play music on the piano.
       "Ok, now.....down, and up...and down...and up....and down....and up....and down....and up....and down....and up...ok, that's enough!"
       Link was still playing, he had earmuffs on because he didn't want to be interrupted by Falcons counting.
       "I said that's enough!!" C.Falcon said louder, but Link didn't listen.
       Now angry, C.Falcon walked over to Link, threw his earmuffs off, and screamed in his ear.
       "THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!" He shouted, causing Link to fall over.
       Link got up, his ears were ringing, but he bothered not to say a word.
       "You know, exercise can build up your body, but you have to eat the right foods to help, for example: Fruits and Vegetables, Protein, and all the other good stuff......in fact, I have a guest here today, please welcome, Zelda!"
       "Hi!" She said.
       "Now, I understand that you had a lot of eating problems, yes?"
       "Yes."
       "Ok, you look a lot thinner than the last time we seen each other!"
       Zelda punched C.Falcon in the stomach for that remark.
       "Oooohhhh, well....ugh.....sorry about that...can we see what she looked like before taking my exercise class?"
       A picture shows that she looked like an overgrown turtle, but it was just Bowser in Zelda's clothing.
       "That's embarrassing!" Zelda remarked, "shut it off, shut it off!"
       "O....k, sorry."
       "I...really did have some eating problems, I had a huge appetite the past few months, and I tried to loose some weight....but....I was very hungry."
       "Ooohhh, speaking of hungry, you don't mind if I have a sandwich while you talk, do ya?"
       Zelda jumped back, "Uh...um...I guess not."
       "Ok." He walked over to his cooler, and took out a ham sandwich. Zelda looked dumbstruck.
       "Uh....I thought this was an exercise show."
       "It is." C.Falcon said with his sandwich in his mouth.
       "Then why are you eating a sandwich??" She asked with her arms crossed.
       C.Falcon looked at the sandwich, then at Zelda. He swallowed the sandwich and continued.
       "Uh...t-t-t-that's all the time we have left, join me next time on my exercise, got to go, bye!!" C.Falcon ran off the stage, bumped into the crowed, and ran out the door.
       Zelda couldn't help but laughing at him.
       *Chapter 10*
      
       Meanwhile, the others were deciding on what to do next.
       "We haven't done my soap opera, yet!" Zelda said.
       "Oh, that's right." Samus said, "Who's going to be in it?"
       "Well, let's see....Peach, Roy, Sheik, Luigi, and Me."
       "I'll go gather them up!"
       "HELP!!!!!!!" A voice screamed.
       "Oh, what now?!" Samus yelled in frustration.
       The others were trying to set up the scenery, but it was too heavy for them to lift.
       "What's going on?" He asked. Popo, Ness, Nana, Roy, Link, and Mr.Game&Watch walked in.
       "What are you guys doing?" Ness asked.
       "This is TOO heavy!" Y.Link said.
       "Yeah, could you lend us a hand?" Kirby said.
       "KIRBY??!!" Popo asked, "I thought you were on vacation!"
       "Guess again!"
       The others grabbed the rope.
       "Ok, hang on as tight as you can!!" Link said.
       But the others were too tired, they let go of the rope. Roy was the only one holding the rope, but because the scenery was too heavy, it sent him flying.
       "Hey, wait a min--AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
       ".........Perfect, right where we wanted it!"
       The emblem warrior was still sent flying, screaming. Dk looked up, and saw him. Donkey Kong looked dumbstruck.
       Sheik was sitting down, thinking on what to do. He had on: a white t-shirt and jeans. And of course, he had his hat and scarf off. He had short, blond hair *That looks like Links hair, but a little longer.*, and he also had the stuff on the end of his fingers off. When he heard a crash, he rushed off to see what it was. Roy groaned as he tried to stand up.
       "Are--are--are you ok?" Sheik asked.
       "Yeah, I'm fine." Roy said, dusting himself off.
       "What happened??" He asked, trying not to laugh.
       "I....had a little trouble with the--."
       "Hey, there you are!" Link said.
       "Link!" Sheik said, "What is going on??"
       "Um...."
       Before Link had a chance to say something, Zelda yelled.
       "Hey, c'mon!!" She yelled, "get on your costumes, and let's go!"
       (Back stage)
       "Ok, does everyone know what to do?" Sheik asked.
       "I...think so." Zelda said.
       "I taped your scripts where YOU guys can find them, but the audience can't."
       "Oh, good."
       Announcer: "And now it's time for: The Young, And The Hopeless!"
       "Hopeless?!" Y.Link said in the audience, laughing.
       The scene opens up in a living room, Roy was sitting down in a chair, pretending to read a newspaper, Zelda walks in.
       "Ricky!" She said, Roy did not answer. Zelda tried again.
       "RICKY!" She said, still no answer. *He was NOT suppose to ignore Zelda*
       "AHEM!" She cleared her throat, Roy jumped.
       "Lassie, what the heck do you have around your neck?!" He yelled.
       "Do you like it?" She said, "It's a necklace made out of soft, yet beautiful fabric!"
       "Well, it looks like you belong in a circus, ha ha haaaa!"
       "Oh Ricky, I like it, and I'm going to keep it!" She said.
       "And how much may I ask did you pay for that necklace!?"
       Zelda shrugged, "Uh...you can ask...but I better not answer."
       "Lassie!!" He said with his arms crossed.
       "Oh, Ricky, it was on sale, I couldn't resist it, it was so beautiful!"
       "What!!???!, how much do you think I make at the 'Capsules Unlimited' corporation!?"
       "That's just it!" She said with her arms crossed, "You never tell me how much money you make, so how am I supposed to know how much I can spend?!"
       "Well, I'm going to tell you right now!" He said, "You are going to take that thing back tomorrow, and that's that!" He said, throwing down the newspaper, he left the living room.
       "Oohhh!" Zelda said, lowering her head.
       *Chapter 11*
      
       "Oh,Barbra, I wish we don't have to depend on those boys for money!" Zelda said.
      
       "Yeah." Said Peach.
       "If only we had jobs of our own, we could by what ever we wanted." She thought for a moment, "Hey, that gives me an idea!"
       "Oh Lassie." Peach said, "Not another one of your crazy ideas!"
       "Barbra, do you have today's newspaper?" Zelda said.
       "Yes, but....my dog, Rex, chewed it up." She said in disappointment.
       "Awwww......hey wait a minute." Zelda said, "Here's yesterdays paper."
       She grabbed the newspaper.
       "Oh, and here's the 'Help Wanted' add..........AH HA..... 'Need Skilled Bakers For The Cooky Cookie Company!" She said, "Barbra, we know how to bake!"
       "And I love cookies!" Peach said, "I'll call them right now!"
       Meanwhile off the stage.
       "Hey, Roy...can I talk to you for a moment?" Link asked.
       "Uh...sure, with what?"
       "We need someone to watch the control room, and you're the only one who knows control rooms better than anyone, could you help us out?"
       "Sure."
       In the control room.
       "Ok, I know it seems a little hard at first, but you'll probably get use to it in a awhile." Link said.
       "I'm sure I can handle it!"
       "Ok, then." When Link left, Roy looked around.
       "Heh, this doesn't seem hard."
       He leaned against a machine, his elbow hit a button.
       "Huh?" He gasped.
       Balloons fell to the ground, Roy just laughed.
       "Heh, very funny.....hmmm." He had an idea, he pressed another button, sparkles fell to the ground.
       "Man, who are these people?" He said, then he saw a large lever, "Hey, I wonder what this one does."
       When he pulled the lever, pounds of tape fell.
       "What the--hey--whoa--hey --hey--whoa--hey!!" As the tape fell and covered him, he hit a switch. A screen showed what the others were doing.
       *Back to the show*
       "Ok, then....the cookies go down the conviar belt, you girls have to grab a box, and slide them off in there." Sheik said, "Are you sure you know how to do this?" He taunted.
       "Grrrr!" Zelda growled.
       "Ok then, START HER UP!"
       As he left, the conviar belt moved.
       "Go get a box, now!" Zelda said.
       "Ok, Lassie!"
       She grabbed a box and put it by the belt, 3 giant cookies fell into the box.
       "Get another box, Barbra!"
       "Ok Lassie, I'm going as fast as I can!" Peach said.
       She grabbed another box, 3 cookies fell.
       "Don't these cookies look delicious?" Zelda asked.
       "They sure do." Peach noticed that Zelda was eating one.
       "Oh...oh...Lassie, I don't think you should be eating those!"
       "Oh relax, Barbra, they have plenty, try one."
       Peach took a cookie and ate it.
       "They are good!" She said.
       "Told yeah!"
       "So....how's it going in here?" Sheik said, Zelda's eyes widened, she spit out the cookie.
       "Uh...fine."
       "Good, then you should work a little faster!" He said, "SPEED IT UP!"
       As he left, the conviar belt sent more cookies than the girls could count.
       "Grab a box, hurry!" Zelda said.
       "Ok, ok."
       "No, a bigger box!"
       "They don't have any bigger boxes!" Peach said.
       Zelda's glove was caught on the belt.
       "Ah, I'm stuck, I'm stuck."
       "So what do you want me to do?"
       Zelda was trying to get free, while Peach was confused. Suddenly, Zelda fell in a pile of cookies, along with Peach.
       "Oh, man!" Zelda moaned.
       As cookies piled on top of them, Peach started eating them.
       The others were watching on a small TV, when suddenly, it went black.
       "Hey, what happened?" Link asked.
       "I...a...I don't know!" Samus said.
       In the control room, there was tape EVERYWHERE. It was like a sea of tape. Roy looked around at the mess. He groaned, then lowered his head. The others walked in, they saw tape flood, and laughed.
       "What happened here?!" Link asked.
       Roy shot up, "Well...uh--I--uh--I--I--."
       "Roy, you don't know how to handle the control room, do ya?" Samus asked.
       "I DO KNOW HOW!" He yelled, "I was just a little curious."
       "Yeah right."
       "I'M SERIOUS, but this control room is different than the one I used to work at."
       "Heh, no wonder." Link said.
       "Ok, guys, we'll clean this up later, everyone, get on stage." Link said.
       *Back to the show*
       Meanwhile, Peach and Zelda were laying on the couch, groaning.
       "Barbra, I've eaten so many cookies, I feel like a cow." Zelda said.
       "I never want to see another cookie as long as I live!" Peach said.
       Suddenly, the door opens.
       "Well, hello ladies." Link said.
       "Hi." Peach said softly.
       "We have a surprise for you girls." Roy said.
       The girls shot up, "YOU DO?!" They yelled together.
       "Yep, we heard that you two were doing a very good job." Link said.
       "We did??"
       "...Uh.....yeah." Roy said with an attitude.
       "Since you girls did a wonderful job, we went to the bakery and bought you two some chocolate chip cookies!" Link said.
       Zelda and Peach looked at each other, and then fainted.
       Link and Roy shrugged.
       "Uh......ok?" Roy said, backing away.
       Link just laughed.
       "This program is brought to you by: Super Mushroom Express, where your small job pays you a big deal!" C.Falcon said.
       *End of show*
       *Chapter 12*
      
       Meanwhile in the control room, the others looked at the tape mess.
       "Oh, man...is is a complete disaster!" Link said.
       "It's not that big of a deal, Link!" Samus said. He had his armor on, again.
       "Says who?!?!"
       "ME!!!" The teenage boy yelled, Link tackled Samus to the ground and started beating him up.
       Mario and Luigi noticed them fighting.
       "Uh...the smash tournaments here?" Mario asked, Luigi smacked his forehead.
       "CUT IT OUT!!!" Roy yelled.
       But they didn't listen. They continued to fight.
       "Why does this seem familiar?" He said to himself.. Then he remembered Marth and Link fighting last time.
       "I'm not going to be involved in this fight!" Roy said, backing away.
       "KNOCK IT OFF!!" A voice said.
       "Huh?" He said.
       Samus and Link finally stopped.
       "I don't know why I have to put up with you all!" Sheik said.
       "What are you talking about?" Link asked.
       "The others are in another room, and here you guys are, fighting and arguing." He said, "Can you guys just get along for once?"
       "Uhh.....no?" Link joked.
       Roy, Sheik, and Samus didn't find that funny.
       Link shrugged, "Uh...sorry."
       "What's going on?" Marth asked, walking in.
       "Nothing unusual." Link said, looking down at his feet. Then he left.
       Sheik laughed, "Oh well."
       "So....what's going on with you?"
       "Nothing."
       Sheik suddenly started laughing.
       "What's so funny?" Roy asked.
       "Oh.....nothing, I was just thinking about Samus." Sheik said, "Yesterday, he got his head stuck in a fence, thinking he could crawl under it. But it turns out, he remembered he was too big...to..." Sheik was now rolling on the ground in laughter.
       Samus overheard, "Could you repeat that?!" He said in a harsh tone.
       Sheik was still laughing.
       "What did you say?!"
       "Nothing!" Sheik said.
       "Roy, what did he say?" Samus asked him.
       Roy hesitated, "Uh.....my lips are sealed."
       Samus was angry, but the others didn't know that Samus could get very angry, VERY FAST.
       "WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!??!!?!????!!!!" He screamed so loud that the others in the other rooms could hear it. Roy ducked down, covering his ears. Of course, Samus was right next to Roy when he yelled.
       Roy was speechless, also very stunned, so stunned that he couldn't move. He also tried to catch his breath.
       Sheik look at Samus, then he remembered. "You still owe me a promise!" He said.
      
       "Huh?" Samus was confused.
       "You promised me you would pay me back after I bought you that ray gun for your armor!!"
       "Uh....OH THAT!" Samus suddenly remembered, "I.....spent the money on a different armor...sorry."
       "I'm sorry, I can't understand you, on the count of you are speaking dorkanese." He said. "Could you repeat that!?"
       "I said I spent the money on some new armor!!"
       "TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING!!!!" Sheik grabbed Samus in a headlock.
       "What the heck are you doing!?" Samus said, choking and coughing, "Sheik, I-ack-can't breath!"
       "BE QUIET!!" Sheik yelled.
       Sheik was able to grab Samus's helmet and try to yank it off. Samus stopped him from removing his helmet by throwing him against a wall.
       "Oh no.....not again." Roy said in fear. Then he ran off to get some help.
       Samus and Sheik fought very hard, much harder than Marth and Link. Samus punched Sheik in the stomach, then he was able to throw Sheik.
       But Sheik didn't give up, he charged at Samus again, grabbing his head.
       This time, Sheik yanked Samus's helmet and threw it against the wall, shattering it.
       Samus looked at his shattered helmet, "YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.
       Samus's black hair wasn't spiked anymore, it was soft and flat.
       "You're lucky I'm not going to rip your armor off!" Sheik yelled. ".........And I just might do that!"
       They continued to fight.
       Meanwhile, Roy was looking desperately to find someone. Then he caught up with Link.
       "What's wrong?" Link asked.
       "Sheik and Samus are fighting!!" He said.
       "WHAT??!!??" He yelled, "show me!"
       Link followed Roy to the room, then Link looked at them in shock. The room was trashed up, Samus's helmet was scattered all over the room, while Sheiks clothing was ripped.
       "Wh-wh-what happened?" Link asked. "I--uh--hey--STOP!!!!!!!!"
       The two boys looked at him, then at each other. It's hard to believe that two best friends were actually fighting ferociously.
       The inside of Sheiks mouth was cut badly, he spit blood out from his mouth. Then he spit out blood every three minutes.
       Samus shrugged, he too, was cut all over. He even had dents in his armor, and his face was cut badly.
       "I.....I think it's best if we left them alone." Roy whispered.
       "Good idea." Link replied, then the two left.
       *Chapter 13*
      
       Samus grinded his teeth and cringed his fist. He couldn't believe it, they had NEVER fought in their entire lives...until now.
       Samus didn't even feel like talking, he was waiting for Sheik to speak first.
      
       Sheik felt terrible, he lowered his head.
       "........Samus....." Sheik started.
       "Yes?" Samus said.
       "I'm......I'm....." Sheik couldn't finish, they had nearly killed each other. Sheik closed his eyes.
       "Sorry?" Samus said, "Yeah, so am I."
       Sheik turned away for a moment. Sheik may be a little bit cold hearted, but Samus is really gentle hearted.
       "Hey man, are you ok?" Samus asked.
       "Yeah I...I...I think so..." Sheik lowered his head..
       Samus placed his hand on Sheik's shoulder.
       "Look, it's not that big of a deal." Samus said, "Sometimes friends fight and...well...I guess you can say we're one of them."
       "But it nearly costed one of us a life." Sheik said.
       ".......Yeah, that too." Samus said, disappointedly.
       Samus suddenly remembered, he walked over to the place where his helmet was thrown. He looked at his shattered helmet, it was in small pieces. He picked up the remains, and sighed.
       "Don't worry." Sheik said. "I can fix that with no problem."
       Samus smiled, the 16 year old gave the remains of the helmet to Sheik. Of course, the 19 year old Sheik smiled. *I made up their ages, once again, DON'T ASK WHY*
       "I don't think we should stick around here any longer." He said.
       "Yeah, let's get out of here." Samus replied.
       Meanwhile, the others were having their own problems.
       "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD!!!" A voice rang up.
       "Calm down, Roy!" Marth said, trying not to fight back, "I didn't want you to get hurt!"
       "I WAS PERFECTLY FINE!!"
       "The ladder was tipping!" Marth said, "I had to say something, otherwise, you would've fell."
       "Oh, so saying, 'Roy, grab that rope', ISN'T GIVING AWAY OUR LITTLE SECRET!!?!!?!?!?!?!"
       "What??" Marth was confused.
       "We had to be stage monitors!" Roy said, "Do you know how embarrassing that is for you and me if the word got out to the other smashers?!"
       "FOR PETE'S SAKE, SHUT UP!" Falco yelled, Fox walked in with Falco, "So who cares if you're a stage monitor, Falco was a stage monitor 3 years ago!" Fox said.
       Roy glared at Falco angrily.
       "......What??" He said, "At least I liked being stage monitor."
       "What are we going to do now?" Sheik said, walking in with Samus. Zelda turned around, noticing his boyfriends face was cut up.
       Zelda gasped, "What happened to you?"
       "It's a......kind of a long story." Sheik said.
       "Are you ok?" Zelda asked worriedly.
       "Don't worry, I'm fine." He said, "And I think Samus is fine, too."
       "Why, what happened to him?"
       "Uh....ask him, not me." Sheik said, smiling.
       Samus heard that remark, and gave him a serious look. "I rather not answer!"
       "Oh, ok."
       "So...does that mean we can go home now?" Marth asked.
       "Yeah, I think everybody's worn out one way or another." Roy answered.
       "Yeah, let's call it quits." Ness said.
       "But where are the others?" Samus asked.
       "Don't worry, they already went back to Melee HeadQuarters." Roy said "I think we should get going too, it's getting late."
       "But why did they leave us?" Ness asked.
       The only people in there were: Ness, Samus, Marth, Roy, Sheik, Zelda, Falco, and Fox.
       "I don't know." Fox said, "Maybe they thought we already left."
       "My point exactly." Roy said.
       "Well....let's get going before the studio closes!" Ness said.
       "All right." Falco said.
       When the group walked out the door, the lights in the studio turned off.
       It was also dark outside, but the Melee HQ was only 2 blocks away. They had no trouble getting to their home.
       This had been their best day yet.