Smash T.V. 2
Submitted by The Melee Master


      

*Chapter 1*
      
      Young Link walked into the living room and sat down. He had nothing else to do. His friends were playing outside, but he didn’t want to join them. He looked around for something to do, until he saw Caption Falcon sitting on the couch, watching T.V.
      “Um…Caption Falcon?” he asked.
      Caption Falcon didn’t answer.
      “Hey! I’m talking to you, bird brain!” Young Link yelled.
      “……..T.V….” he said.
      “What?” Young Link asked, a bit confused.
      “…..T….V…” he said again. He sounded like he was in a trance.
      Young Link rolled his eyes. Caption Falcon has been watching T.V all day long. Young Link groaned. He had no choice but to go outside to see what his friends were doing.
      In the backyard, Ness, DK, and The Ice Climbers were playing football. Young Link sat down on the porch. He rested his elbows on his knees and his head on his hands. He sighed as he watched the others play.
      “Pass it over here, sis!” Popo shouted to Nana. Nana threw the football, but DK jumped in front of Popo and caught it.
      “Hey! Give that back, you overgrown monkey!!” Popo yelled.
      DK laughed as he ran with the ball.
      “Over here!” Ness shouted at him.
      DK threw the football, but a little too hard. It hit Ness in the stomach, he fell on his back.
      “Ness!” Young Link shouted. He got up and ran towards him, as well as the others.
      “Are you ok?” Nana asked.
      “Fine, fine.” Ness said, getting up. DK backed away.
      “That was a really good throw!” Ness said, surprised.
      DK laughed.
      “I’m tired of this game!” Nana whined.
      “Yeah, me too.” Ness said.
      “Aww…..tired already?” Popo mocked.
      “Popo, shut up!” Ness shouted.
      “Why don’t you come and make me?”
      “Don’t mind if I do!” Ness said, throwing down his hat. Then he charged at Popo.
      “Ahhh!!” Popo screamed. Both of them were running around the backyard.
      Nana and Dk watched as Ness was chasing Popo everywhere.
      “Sis, help!!” Popo shouted.
      “Nope, you deserved it this time!!” Nana shouted back, then she began laughing. Dk scratched his head.
      Link was sitting in the kitchen, reading a book. He heard shouting. He put the book down and walked in the backyard.
      “Hey!” he shouted, “What’s going on out here?!”
      Popo grabbed the ball and threw it towards Dk. He caught it and threw it HARD, but accidentally hit Link in the head near his eye. He let out a sharp cry of pain and slammed hard against the door. He fell down the step and onto the hard patio. He continued screaming.
      “Ahh!!” Popo yelled, placing his hands lightly over his mouth “Are you ok?!”
      Young Link ran towards Link. “Are you all right?”
      Link didn’t answer. He didn’t bother getting up. Donkey Kong had hit him so hard, his face was bleeding. And it hurt REAL badly. He continued screaming.
      “What’s going on here?!!!!” Samus asked, running outside. He had all but his helmet on. His hair, which used to be dyed black, was now light golden brown, which is his TRUE hair color.
      “Uhh…uhhh…” Popo couldn’t say anything.
      “DK accidentally hit Link with the football.” Young Link said. Ness kicked Young Link in the keg.
      “OW!” he shouted.
      “What?!” Samus asked, then he turned to Link.
      Link tried to get up as he tired to hold back screams. Because he had fallen to the concrete, parts of his tunic was dirty. Samus was almost speechless.
      “Are...are you ok?” he asked.
      “Does it look like I’m ok?!” Link shouted. Blood was dripping from his face of where he was hit. The part that hit the concrete patio, was also bleeding. His hand had blood on it because he was holding the part of where he was hit. Samus bit his lip.
      “……Ouch…” he said, backing away.
      Link didn’t bother saying anything. He walked inside the house to clean up.
      Young Link sighed. Dk grunted, trying to say that he was sorry.
      “It’s ok.” he said disapointedly
      “You actually understand that monkey?!” Samus asked.
      “When you spend a lot of time with him, yes. I understand Yoshi and Kirby, too.” Young Link said.
      “I see......” he said.
      Young Link walked inside the house. Samus stayed.
      “Just the thought of talking to those guys creeps me out.” he said, shuddering.
      

*Chapter 2*
      
      Peach was cleaning up the dishes from earlier. Fox walked into the kitchen with his fur and cloths soaked with oil. He walked towards the fridge and opened it. He was just about to grab a soda until Peach let out a scream, which startled Fox.
      “Ahh!!”
      “Ah! What-what-what’s the matter?!” Fox asked, startled.
      “…….What are you covered in?!” she asked.
      “I was working on my Arwing.” Fox said.
      “Look what you did to my nice, clean floor!!” she yelled.
      Fox looked down. Tracks of oil were on the floor. Then he looked at the fridge handle. It was also covered in oil.
      “Uh….oops.” he said nervously.
      “Get out and clean up before you come back!!” Peach yelled, grabbing her frying pan.
      “Ahh!!!” Fox dashed out of the kitchen before Peach could hit him. Peach put down the pan and sighed.
      “I just cleaned this kitchen, too.” she said sadly. She grabbed a mop and started cleaning the floor.
      In the living room, Yoshi and Kirby were watching T.V. Marth was reading a book, and Roy and Mr. Game&Watch were playing chess.
      “So, if I move my bishop to the left, my queen would be wide open. Then again, my king would protect my queen, but that would mean my king would be wide open…..”
      As Mr. Game&Watch continued planning, Roy was getting annoyed.
      “Look, can you make a move TODAY?!” he yelled.
      “Hold on, I’m about to make a move right here!” Mr. Game&Watch said.
      “Well, c’mon, we don’t have all day!!”
      “All right, all right!” Mr.Game&Watch said. He placed his bishop near his queen.
      “That’s it?” Roy asked, a bit puzzled.
      “That’s it.” Mr. Game&Watch said, crossing his arms and nodding.
      “After all that darn planning, THAT’S your move?!”
      “That’s it.”
      Roy shook his head, “Mr. Game&Watch, you are going to be one easy person to beat!” He placed his knight beside his bishop.
      “That’s it?” Mr. Game&Watch asked.
      “That’s it.” Roy said.
      “That’s your move?”
      “THAT’S IT!!!”
      Mr. Game&Watch grabbed his knight and knocked Roy’s queen down.
      “Tsumi!” he said. *Tsumi is Japanese for checkmate I think*
      Roy growled and gave Mr. Game&Watch an evil glare.
      Just when they were about to get up, they heard a scream in the kitchen.
      “What now?!” Roy asked angrily.
      Roy and Mr. Game&Watch ran to the kitchen. They saw Peach jumping up and down.
      “What’s up…..ur…down…or…something?” Mr. Game&Watch asked, confused and watching Peach jumping.
      She stopped jumping and spoke.
      “We got mail saying that we’re invited to the T.V studio to do some more shows!!” she said, still hyper.
      “No…..way!” Roy said, shocked.
      Sheik, Link, Marth, Falco, and Zelda ran in.
      “What’s going on here?!” asked Falco.
      “I just got a letter from the T.V studio manager!” Peach said, “They liked our shows SO MUCH, that they’re inviting us to be on live T.V again!!!”
      “What?!” Marth asked.
      “Check it out!” she said, handing Marth the letter. It said, ‘Dear Smashers, your invited to join us in our T.V contest tomorrow. We showed our boss the tapes from before, and he liked it so much, that he is now holding a contest for the best T.V shows you guys can make. First place winners will receive a red Porsche car; second place winners will receive a large surround sound stereo, and third place winners will receive a ticket to a fabulous cruse to Hawaii! Hope to see you guys there.”
            Signed, the manager of the T.V Studio.
      “Wow, their actually giving out prizes this time.” Ness said sarcasticly.
      “I could get myself that stereo, because SOMEONE, broke my old one!!” Samus said, glaring at Caption Falcon.
      Caption didn't say anything.
      “I could sure use that car.” Zelda said.
      “Who said YOU are getting the car?!” Bowser asked angrily, walking into the kitchen.
      “I am, TURTLE BREATH!” she also asked angrily.
      “Nether of you guys are getting it!” said Ganondorf, “Because I, king Ganondorf, am getting that car!!” Then he laughed evilly.
      Link backed away from him.
      “Says who?!” Bowser asked.
      “Says the king!” he said.
      “And who’s the king?”
      “I am!”
      “Feh, yeah right!” Bowser said, “I am also a king!"
      "Yeah, king of the Koopas!" Ganondorf laughed.
      "I AM the king!!: Bowser said angerly. "I'm almost like you, except I am bigger than you, and stronger than you!!!”
      "You're NOTHING like me!!" Ganondorf yelled.
      “Wanna bet?!”
      “Yeah!”
      Bowser got into a fighting stance, along with Ganondorf. They were just about to fight, until Peach ran in between them.
      “Stop!!” she yelled, “We can’t fight right now! We have practicing to do! So move it!!”
      Peach pushed Bowser and Ganondorf into another room.
      Link sighed and shook his head.
      

*Chapter 3*
      
      They left to go to the studio an hour later. Since it was 3 blocks away, they just walked to there.
      “I can’t wait until we T.V shows again!” Peach said.
      “I don’t think they put our shows on live T.V the last time we were there.” Ness said.
      “Maybe they did, but haven’t told us.” Marth said.
      “They would’ve told us if they were going to air them, Marth.” Roy said.
      “If the audience viewed our shows, then why did they call the studio a T.V studio?” Zelda asked.
      The others were speechless for awhile.
      “I….don’t know.” Falco said.
      When they got to the studio, Link opened the door and looked around. Everything was the same as it was last time.
      “Hey!!” Came a voice.
      The Smashers froze. A security guard came running to them.
      “Since when did they have security?” Ness whispered to Yoshi. Yoshi shrugged.
      “What are you guys doing here?!” The guard asked them.
      “To kick some security bu…” Caption Falcon was about to say, but Sheik placed his hand over his mouth.
      “We got a letter in the mail saying that the mangier wanted us to host more T.V shows.” he said.
      “I guess we should’ve knocked first?” asked Fox.
      “What’s going on here?!” another voice rang up. A man in a tuxedo stood in front of Fox. Fox bit his lip.
      “Uhh…..well…uh..” Fox couldn’t speak.
      The man took a good look at Fox. Then he looked at the others.
      “Wait a minute.” He said, surprised, “I know you guys, don’t I?!”
      “Yes.” Roy said, “We’ve been here before.”
      “Ah! Now I remember. I sent you guys that letter today.” He said.
      “So….are we going to be on T.V again?” Peach asked.
      “Yes, you are.” He said, “But this time, it’s going to be LIVE TV!”
      “What?!” Bowser said, “Weren’t we live the last time we came here?!”
      “Sorry, that was for the people that come into the studio to watch the shows live. We do that for the audience quite a bit.” He said, “This time, it’s going to be live for the people that come here and watch, AND all over the world.”
      Luigi swallowed hard.
      “What’s-a-matter?” Mario asked him.
      “I-a-get-a-kind of nervous when I’m-a-on live TV.” he said.
      “I don’t” Peach said, “I love it when people watch me act!”
      “Me too.” Zelda agreed.
      “Well I don’t.” Marth said, “Being on live T.V and a full audience watching shake’s me up.”
      “C’mon!” Roy said, placing his hand on Marth’s shoulder. “We’ve done this before in front of an audience. So what difference does it make if there wasn’t an audience watching, and just T.V viewing instead?”
      “You know, he has a point.” Young Link said.
      “Easy, T.V is viewed all over the world; crowds only view in one place.” Marth said.
      Roy kept his mouth shut.
      “Ok, if you guys need to practice for tomorrow, go ahead.” The manager said, “You guys will have the same rooms that you had before. Get plenty of rest and don’t be late getting up tomorrow.”
      “You mean we’re staying the night here?” Nana asked.
      “Yes, if you don’t want to be late.” The manager smiled and left.
      “I’m getting tired anyway.” Young Link said.
      “Yeah, me too.” Link agreed, “And besides, it’s almost midnight.”
      Fox looked at the clock. It said, 11:45 pm.
      “Good night guys.” Falco said, walking towards a room.
      Everyone said their goodnights and left to rest up for tomorrow.
      

*Chapter 4*
      
      The smashers got up at 7:00AM. They went into the practicing rooms they’ve been in before.
      *Fox’s practicing room*
      “Ok…..now, what am I going to do?” he asked himself. Fox sat on the bed and sighed.
      “I couldn’t think of anything last time, but I want to do something this time!” he said. Fox placed his hand on his forehead. He remained silent for awhile.
      “Hmm…..if Zelda, Roy, and Peach are doing The Young and The Hopeless like last time, maybe I’ll join them this time.” He said. Then he sighed loudly, “I just hope they let me.”
      *The children’s practicing room*
      “Ok, so….what do you guys think we should do?” Young Link asked.
      “Well, I was thinking of a play.” Nana said.
      “We did a play last time!” Ness said, “I want to do something different!”
      “Like what?” asked Popo.
      “………I….don’t know.” he said.
      Nana sighed loudly.
      “I know!” Young Link said.
      “What?”
      “How about a play called Jack and Jill?”
      “Is that all we can think about is kiddy stuff?” Popo asked.
      Nana, Ness, and Young Link stayed silent. Popo sighed loudly.
      “All right…..” he said.
      Sheik walked into the room.
      “Well, did you guys decide?” he asked.
      “Yes.” Ness said, “We’re doing a play called Jack and Jill.”
      “All right.” Sheik said, “We’re doing the play first, go get on your costumes and get going.”
      About 30 minutes later, they were ready to do the play.
      “Ok, you all know what to do, right?” he asked the others.
      “Yep.” Young Link said.
      “Yes.” Nana said.
      Sheik looked at Popo.
      “Um….I’m sorry Popo, but only Young Link, Nana, and Mr.Game&Watch can do this play. Sheik said.
      Popo was kind of disappointed.
      “Oh….ok.” he said, walking off the stage.
      “Let’s get going.” Sheik said.
      The others got on the stage.
      “Greetings, welcome to Classics Theater.” Sheik said, “Today’s presentation, is about Jack and Jill. When last we saw Jack and Jill, they were going up the hill, to fetch a pail of water!”
      Young Link and Nana walked on stage.
      “Uh, what happens next?” Young Link asked.
      “Uh….look in the script.” Nana said.
      Young Link read the script, then his eyes widened.
      “Uh-oh.” he said.
      “What???” Nana asked.
      “Well, it says here, uh….I’m supposed to fall down the hill, and break my crown, and…uh…your suppose to…uh…come tumbling down after me.” he said.
      “Not today!!” Nana said. She pushed Young Link down the hill. Young Link screamed as he tumbled down. Then he crashed into some bushes. Nana ran after him.
      Young Link struggled to get on his feet.
      “Ouch!” he said, “I hurt myself!”
      “Is there a doctor here?” Nana asked.
      Mr.Game&Watch ran onto the set with a suit on.
      “Hello there.” He said, “Did somebody get hurt?”
      “Are you a doctor?” Nana asked.
      “Nope, I’m a lawyer.” Mr.Game&Watch said. He took a good look at Young Link. “Hmm, we better get you to a doctor so you can get better.”
      *Music starts*
      “But I’m afraid to go to the doctor.” Young Link said.
      “Aw, don’t worry.” Mr.Game&Watch said.
      Authors note: The song has been written in script format. Try to use your imagination of how their singing it, because I can’t explain the true song. Sorry.
      Young Link: “I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      Young Link: “I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      Young Link: “Sometimes you feel cold, sometimes you feel hot. You don’t wanna stick your tongue out, you don’t wanna shot. Doctor uses tools to see what shape you’re in, but I don’t feel like taking any medicine!! I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      Young Link: “I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      Mr.Game&Watch: “The doctor goes to school for about a million years. Tries to make you better and know that you have fears. After he looks you up and the examination stops, bet you anything you’ll get a lollipop!!”
      Young Link: “Hey, if you don’t have a place that you rather be, why don’t you get sick instead of me!! I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      Young Link: “I’m not gonna scream, I’m not gonna kick!”
      Mr.Game&Watch & Nana: “Cause going to the doctor will make you sick.”
      *Song ends*
      Nana sighed, “Are you sure you know what your doing?” she asked Mr.Game&Watch.
      “No.” he said.
      “Will Jack and Jill go back up the hill?” Sheik asked, narrating.
      “Absolutely not!” Nana said.
      “Will Jack recover?”
      “I think so.” Young Link said. Mr.Game&Watch bumped into him purposely.
      “Will the lawyer be able to get to the country club in time for his golf game?”
      “Well I hope so.” Mr.Game&Watch said.
      “Find out, when the Classics Theater presentation of Jack and Jill continues…..later today.”
      “Where is that coming from?” Young Link asked.
      “I don’t know.” Nana said.
      “I’m underneath this rock!” Sheik lied.
      

*Chapter 5*
      
      Peach sat down in a chair and sighed. She closed her eyes, about to fall asleep, until the manager woke her up again.
      “Get ready for your up-coming scene, ok?” he said, smiling.
      “Oh….ok.” Peach said, yawning, “What’s it about this time?”
      “It’s a scene called Stranded.” he said, and then he walked off.
      Peach jumped up with excitement.
      “All right!” she said. Peach ran towards her dressing room, but accidentally bumped into someone.
      “Oh…sorry!” she said, dusting herself off.
      “That’s ok.” The person said, who turned out to be Falco. “What’s the rush?”
      “I’m on the next show!” Peach said, “It’s called Stranded!”
      “Oh…well.” Falco said, and then he remembered, “…….Wait a minute…..” he pondered, “Ness, Zelda, Bowser, Roy, Pikachu and I are in it! Zelda wait!!!”
      Falco ran to catch up with her. Zelda stopped and turned around.
      “Yes?”
      “Um…some of the others, including myself, are in the show!”
      “Ok, go get them and let’s get going!”
      Falco ran to get the others. Zelda smiled and left.
      “A parked Porshe, in the middle of a parking lot on 34th street, sits completely abandon. Six people will battle to win the prize: $1000, 000,000.” The announcer said. “These six people are: Pikachu, Bowser, Falco, Roy, Ness, and Zelda. The rules are simple: you step out of the car, you lose. Who will win the $1000, 000,000? Now let’s see how long these people can stand each other, in a locked car, stranded. Day one!”
      Bowser, Zelda, Ness were in the back seat. Falco, Roy, and Pikachu were up in the front seats.
      “All right, that’s enough! Now, the king tells you to sit! So sit!!” Bowser said.
      “Hey!” Falco said, “You’re not a real king! You’re not in charge here!”
      “SILENCE!” he roared.
      “Pika pika?!” (Will you be quiet?!) Pikachu asked.
      “I can’t understand you, you little rodent!” Falco said.
      “Oh boy.” Ness said, shaking his head.
      “It’s getting too hot!” Zelda whined. “Can we turn on the air conditioner?”
      “They parked the stupid thing out in the sun!” Roy said, “Of course it’s hot! Just be lucky that there is no top to this car, otherwise, you would be burning!”
      Bowser tapped his claws on the side of the car.
      “I’m hungry.” Ness said.
      “So what?” Bowser said.
      Ness looked around, then he caught a glimpse of Pikachu, who was looking around. Ness created an evil grin.
      “I’m going to eat this mouse.” He said.
      “Pi?” Pikachu turned around, only to see Ness’s evil grin. Pikachu was nervous.
      Bowser snapped, “Not if I eat him first!”
      Ness and Bowser leaped at Pikachu. Pikachu screamed and hopped out of the car. A siren went off, and the guards took the poor Pokemon away.
      “One down.” Roy said, rolling his eyes.
      “Now that Pikachu is out, only five people remain.” The announcer said. “Day 2!”
      “I’m hungry!” Ness whined. “Can’t we drive somewhere to eat?”
      “No.” Bowser said.
      “But I’m hungry!” he said again, “I want a doughnut!”
      “After we get done here, I’ll go get you one.” Peach said.
      “Can you get me one now?”
      “No.”
      “But I’m hungry!!!” Ness said.
      Roy scraped his fingers on the car angrily. He clinched his teeth and made a scary sound.
      “Look, kumquat!” he growled, “Unless you got some doughnuts, I suggest you SHUT UP before I COMPLETELY lose me temper!”
      “I think he already has.” Bowser said to Falco. Falco couldn’t help but laugh.
      Roy turned around, hearing what Bowser said, “What did you say?!”
      “Nothing.” Bowser said, shrugging.
      “You said something!”
      “No I didn’t!”
      “Yes you did. You said that Roy lost his temper.” Falco said. Bowser slapped him.
      “YOU WANT TO SEE ME LOSE MY TEMPER?!!!!!!!!” Roy shouted as loud as he could. Peach and Ness ducked under the car. Falco and Bowser were too shocked to say anything. Roy leaped at Bowser, but before he could actually fight him, Peach grabbed Roy and sat him down.
      “Stop it! Both of you!!” she said.
      “Tell him to stop and maybe I’ll stop!” Roy said.
      Bowser just growled.
      “The hours have passed. Now, it is time to vote one out of the car.”
      Bowser held up a sign with Roy’s name on it.
      “What?! Why are you voting me out??” he asked.
      “Because I can!” Bowser replied.
      Peach held up a sign that had Falco’s name on it. Falco didn’t say anything.
      “……..Well?” Bowser asked, tapping his claws on the car.
      “I……can’t decide.” He said nervously.
      “CHOOSE SOMEONE!!!” Bowser roared.
      “Ok, ok!” Falco said. He wrote something down and held it up.
      “What? You can’t vote me out!” Peach said, “I’m a princess!”
      “….I believe I just did!” Falco said.
      Bowser tightened his fists.
      “So….who gets voted out?” Peach asked.
      “Everyone that wants Falco out, raise your hand!” Bowser said.
      Peach and Roy rose their hands.
      “Oh yeah!” Falco said, “If anyone wants Bowser out, please raise your hand!”
      Falco and Ness raised their hands.
      “This is confusing.” Peach said.
      “CHOOSE SOMEONE!!!” Falco yelled at the group.
      “Fine, fine!” Bowser said “I choose Falco.”
      “I choose Ness!” Peach said.
      “I choose Roy!” Falco said.
      “I choose Bowser.” Ness said.
      “And I choose Bowser as well.” Roy said, confused.
      Bowser gave a ferocious roar, “WHAT??!?!?!”
      The others dropped their cards and ducked under the car. The guards came and opened the car door and yanked Bowser out.
      “Two down.” Falco said sarcastically.
      “Now that Bowser is out, only four people remain in the car. Day 5.”
      “This is pathetic.” said Falco. “The last T.V event went was better than this!”
      “Shhh! Falco, we’re on live T.V here!” Peach whispered.
      “Who gives a crap!” Falco said, “They probably made all that stuff up so we don’t get out of control.”
      “Why would they lie about that?” Roy asked with his arms crossed.
      “Well…..uh…..I don’t know! I just have a very sinking feeling.”
      “At least their giving out prizes this time.” Ness said.
      “Yeah.” Falco said.
      “Um…shouldn’t we continue?” Peach asked them.
      “Yeah.” said Falco.
      "Whos going out?" Roy asked.
      “Oh, I already got that figured out!” Falco said. He gave Ness an evil glare. Ness scooted away from him.
      Peach just stared into the sky. Roy had his arm on the edge of the car and his forehead was resting on his arm.
      “I’m bored!” Ness said. “I want to do something!”
      “Truth or Dare?” Peach asked, “Anyone got a bottle?”
      “Or…we can play ‘spin Falco and hit him with a bottle.’ ” Roy said.
      Peach and Ness laughed. Falco was angry. He got up and grabbed Roy’s cape.
      “WHAT WAS THAT?!?!” Falco yelled.
      “Not again.” Peach said.
      Roy turned around and punched Falco in the jaw. Falco recovered and tried to do the same to Roy, but missed. They immediately started a fist fight.
      “STOP!!!” Peach shouted.
      Peach’s scream didn’t work this time. As they continued punching each other, Falco was backed onto the edge of the car. He fell, taking Roy with him.
      “What the…?” Falco looked around, confused.
      “FALCO!!!!!” Roy shouted angrily.
      The guards came after them, but both fled.
      “Five down….” Ness said, tired.
      Ness and Peach tried to high-five each other, but they were so exhausted, they missed.
      “Now, only two people remain. Who will win the $1000, 000,000?”
      Peach was half asleep, but Ness couldn’t take it anymore.
      “Peach?” Ness asked.
      Peach didn’t answer.
      “Princess Peach?”
      “Yes?” Peach asked weakly.
      “The dollars are in the trunk, right?”
      “Yes…..”
      “And the keys to the car….they’re in the submission….”
      Peach looked at the car submission. It had the keys in it. Peach smiled.
      “I’m thinking Vegas?” she asked.
      “Hit it, Princess!” Ness said.
      Peach jumped in the front seat and turned on the car. Music began playing. She took the car and drove off.
      “Wait!!” someone shouted, “You can’t do that! That’s not in the rules!!!!!”
      But it was too late, they were already gone.
      

*Chapter 6*
      
      Zelda was laughing. She sat down in a chair and sighed.
      “That was funny!” she said.
      Samus walked in and sat beside her, “The next show will probably be just as good, I hope.”
      “Speaking of the next show, I wonder what’s it’s about.” Zelda said.
      “It’s another game show.” Roy said.
      “How fun!” she said, “Who’s going to be in…..”
      That’s when Zelda noticed that Roy was in a different style of clothing. He had on a thin, blue jacket that sparkled, and a pair of blue jeans. He still had the gloves on his hand, however. And his headband was taken down, letting his long hair down as well.
      “Holy cow!” Samus said.
      “You….you look….” Zelda couldn’t finish.
      “Good?” Roy asked, smiling, “Why thank you.”
      “Fantastic!!” Marth said, walking in.
      Roy turned to Marth and laughed a little.
      “I just hope I remember what to do.” He said.
      “What you did last time.” said Marth, “Ask questions, and the people will answer.” Then he smiled.
      Roy chuckled a little.
      “Are you ready?” The manager asked.
      “Yep.”
      “All right, let’s go.”
      The manager walked out. Roy was just about to leave, but someone called out to him.
      “Hey!”
      Roy stopped and turned to Marth.
      “Good luck.” He said.
      Roy smiled, “Oh don’t worry, you’ll be in this too, remember?”
      “Oh yeah…” he said. Zelda laughed.
      “So will I.”
      A few moments later, they got ready for their show.
      “And now, it’s time to play, You Bet Your Dollar! And here’s your host, star of the show, Bet Sayjack!”
      Roy shook his head.
      “Same thing over and over.” He thought, “Might as well go along with it this time.”
      Roy walked onto the stage and onto the podium.
      “Thank you!”
      The audience continued cheering loudly.
      “All right, let’s get started. Here are the contestants: he’s a swordsman that’s fast and powerful, please give a warm welcome to: Marth!”
      Marth smiled and waved weakly.
      “Ok, now, he is a pilot with extreme Arwing skills, and he is the leader of Star Fox, say hello to Fox McCloud!”
      Fox crossed his arms and didn’t say anything.
      “Ok, now, I think you guys understand the rules, right?” Roy asked.
      “Umm…” they both said. Roy chuckled.
      “I didn’t think so. All you have to do is answer the questions I give you. If you get them right, Zelda will flip over a letter, and you can guess the puzzle, understand?” he asked.
      “I guess.” Marth said.
      “Sure.” said Fox.
      “Ok, your categories are: Things that appear in Adventure mode, Smash stages, Trophies, and Super Smash Fighters!” Roy said.
      “Um….I guess I’ll take things that appear in Adventure mode.” Fox said.
      “All right, this is an enemy in the Mushroom Kingdom. They are red and green. And they are Bowser’s troopers.”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Marth?” Roy asked.
      “Koopa Troopas?”
      “Correct!” he said, “Zelda, will you please?”
      Zelda smiled. She turned over a letter, which is the letter “U”.
      “Um…..I think I’ll pass.” Marth said.
      “That’s what I thought.” Roy laughed, and the audience laughed a little, “Ok, next!”
      “Um….I’ll stick with, Things that Appear in Adventure mode.”
      Roy sighed, “Ok. These guys look like walking brown mushrooms. They….”
      Before Roy could finish, Fox buzzed in. Roy sighed.
      “You didn’t give me a chance to finish the question.” he said.
      “It’s a Goomba!” Fox said.
      Roy’s eyes widened, “Your right! How did you get that answer so quickly?”
      “Duh!” he said, “Walking, brown mushrooms! Are there any other things that look like that besides Goompas?!”
      Roy didn’t answer.
      “I thought so!”
      Marth gave him an angry glare.
      Roy rubbed the back of his neck. “Um….Zelda?”
      Zelda nodded. She turned over a letter, which was ‘R’.
      “Um…..I think I’ll pass.” Fox said.
      Roy smiled, “Ok.”
      “Uh….I’ll go with Smash trophies, bet!”
      “Ok, she is a counterpart of Peach. She is Luigi’s girlfriend, and has a name of a flower.”
      Fox was about to press the button, but Marth already got it. Fox crossed his arms.
      “Marth?” Roy asked.
      “Um….urm….I FORGOT!!!” he yelled.
      Roy slapped his head, while Marth fell to the ground laughing. The audience was laughing as well.
      “Oh boy.” Roy said to himself, “Marth, do you know the answer?”
      Marth tried to answer, but was consumed by laughter. Roy shook his head.
      “I’ll take that as a no.” he said, “Ok, next!”
      Fox was about to speak, but Marth was still laughing. Because of that, he kept interrupting Fox. Fox tightened his fists. He jumped at Marth and fought. Marth stopped laughing, and fought back.
      “Hey!!” Roy yelled, trying to stop them, “Knock it off!”
      The two continued fighting. Roy looked at the camera and his face slowly turned red with embarrassment. The audience, thinking that the fight was part of the show, just laughed.
      Roy kicked Marth on the side. Marth let out a yell. Roy grabbed him and put him close to his face.
      “We’re on live T.V!” he whispered angrily. “And you’re embarrassing the crap out of us! So pull yourself together, and let’s finish this up!”
      Marth looked at the audience, who were still laughing. He smiled.
      “They seemed to have liked it.” He said, pointing towards them. They were cheering loudly. Roy was shocked.
      “Oooookaaaay.” He said.
      Fox smiled.
      The two got back on their podiums, and so did Roy.
      “Ok. Let’s continue. She is a counterpart of Peach. She is Luigi’s girlfriend, and has a name of a flower.”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Marth?”
      “Um….Daisy?” he asked.
      “Correct!” Roy said, “Zelda?”
      Zelda turned over a letter. The letter was ‘M’.
      “Um…..I’ll pass.” Marth said.
      Roy sighed, “Ok.”
      Marth bit his lip for awhile, “Um…..I’ll take Trophies.”
      “Ok, and your question is: The third Samus trophy looks like this!”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Fox?”
      “Um….uh….a square?” he asked.
      A buzz sounded.
      Roy shook his head, “I’m afraid that’s not the right answer.”
      Another buzz sounded.
      “Marth?”
      “A circle?” he asked.
      A buzz sounded.
      “Close, the answer I’m looking for is a ball!” Roy said.
      “Hey!” Marth shouted, “I got it right!”
      “You did, but technically you didn’t.” he said, smiling.
      Marth growled.
      “Next!”
      “Um….I’ll take Adventure Mode.” Fox said.
      “And your question is- - -“
      Before Roy could say anything, a different kind of buzz went off.
      “Ok, its time for the Lightning Round!” he said, “Whoever can answer the questions right, and quickly, wins.”
      The two were silent.
      “Ok, you have 20 seconds. Starting….now! Quick, who was the dinosaur that helps Mario?”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Yoshi!” Marth answered.
      “Correct! Who is pink, and can sing?”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Jigglypuff!” Fox shouted.
      “Good! Who is the Princess of Hyrule?”
      A buzz sounded.
      “Peach!” Marth said.
      A buzz sounded, meaning he was wrong.
      “Oh sorry. The answer was Zelda!” Roy said.
      Marth tightened his fists angrily. “What?!”
      “I said the Princess of Hyrule! It’s Zelda. Peach is the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom!”
      Marth flipped his podium over. Roy gasped and backed away quickly.
      “This game is stupid!!” he shouted.
      A buzz sounded. Roy sighed in relief.
      “Ok, that means we’re almost out of time. Zelda, get out the word, please?” he asked.
      Zelda flipped over the remaining letters.
      “Mushroom?” Marth and Fox said.
      “Uh….you both said it at the same time. That means you both win, I guess.” Roy said, not knowing what to think. “Zelda, tell them what they won!”
      “Well guys, you both won a red sports car with turbo speed and a radio.”
      “Ok, that’s all the time we have. Join us next time on You Bet Your Dollar!” said Roy. Then he turned around and left.

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