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may 31, 2001

"Computer games don`t affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we`d all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989

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may 8, 2001

"To be happy with aman, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and not try to understand her at all."
-Helen Rowland

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april 12, 2001

what`s the difference between repeating yourself because you don`t remember doing it before, and doing something because you don`t realize thatyou are goingto doit again?

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april 3, 2001

...in the BirminghamSunday Mercury (7thJan 2001):

Bosses of a publishing firm are trying to work out why no one noticed that one of their employees had been sitting dead at his desk for FIVE DAYS before anyone asked if he was feeling okay. GeorgeTurklebaum, 51, whohad been employedas a proof-reader at a New York firm for 30 years, had a heartattack in the open-plan office he shared with 23 other workers. He quietly passed away on Monday, but nobody noticed until Saturday morning when an office cleaner asked why he was still workingduring the weekend. His boss Elliot Wachiaskisaid: "George wasalways the first guyin each morning and the last to leave at night, so no one found it unusualthathe wasin the same position all that time and didn`t say anything. "Hewas always absorbed inhis work andkept much to himself." A postmortem examination revealed that he had been dead for five days after sufferinga coronary. Ironically,George was proofreading manuscripts of medical textbooks when he died. You may want to give your co-workers a nudge occasionally. And the moral of the story: "Don`t work too hard. Nobody notices anyway."

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Feb. 6, 2001

just for fun...

would you rather have stunning charm but be the ugliest person in theworld, orhave the physical beauty of a god (or goddess) but uncontrollably fart every 10 minutes?

would yourather have intelligence of extraordinary magnitude but havebubbly snot dripping down your nose constantly, or have superman-like powers but have a d-cup-size boob growing on your forehead?

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jan 26, 2001

i`m craving tsing tao.

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jan 5, 2001

here`s a warning e-mail i received today... spread the word!!

***Male Date Rape Drug Warning***

Police warn all maleclubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public houseregulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a drug called beer, that is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex withthem. The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

Please! Forward this to every male you know.