The cast of DBZ in ÒJerry SpringerÓ By The Legendary SSJ The Jerry Springer Show logo appears. The crowd is shown clapping as Jerry makes his way onto the stage. Jerry: Welcome everyone. Todays topic is The cast of DragonBall Z and thier relationships. So lets get things started. I'd like you all to welcome Yamcha. Come on out, Yamcha Yamcha enters from the side and sits down. Jerry: So, Yamcha, tell us about you and your girlfriend Bulma. Yamcha: Well, we met when we were very young, like when we were in our late teens. At first we were kinda enemies, but soon we became inseparable. We were madly in love. Jerry: So what went wrong. Yamcha: Well, a couple of years back, Earth was attacked by evil Saiyans from outer space. Me and a couple of my friends tried to defeat them and sadly I died. Audience boos Yamcha: Anyway, Goku, a friend of mine, let Vegita, one of the Saiyans, live. Everyone thought he turned good when he helped Goku out on Planet Namek after that, especially Bulma. Soon after that, she left me for him. Audience boos again Jerry: We have a surprise for you Yamcha. Lets bring out Bulma. Bulma enters the stage and sits next to Yamcha. She is angry. Bulma: Yamcha, why the (bleep) did you have to drag me on this god-(bleep) show. I have a life to live unlike you. Yamcha: Bulma, I want you back. Bulma: Well you can't have me. Vegita's my man. Jerry: Calm down everyone. Bulma, tell me why you left Yamcha. Bulma: Cause he's a (bleep). Crowd: Jerry, Jerry. Yamcha: She's a (bleep)ing liar. Bulma: You should see him. He eyes any (bleep) that walks in the room. Yamcha: That's not(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walk bye) Can I have your number, baby? Bulma slaps him. Bulma: See what I mean. Yamcha: That's just one person. Bulma: Oh, hell no. Yamcha: Name one. Bulma(quickly): Marron Yamcha: Oops, forgot about her. Bulma: See. If I went with that mother (bleep)er again, he'd cheat on me the first chance he gets. Jerry: Yamcha. What do you have to say about this? Bulma (interrupting): He only liked me because he wanted some of this. (She rips of her shirt and her bra. The crowd cheers. Yamcha starts to drool.) Crowd: Jerry, Jerry! Bulma starts swearing like crazy. Security guards grab her and drag her off the stage. Jerry: Now that's over with, let's bring out her lover Vegita. Vegita enters and sits down by Yamcha. Jerry: Vegita, why don't you tell us why you killed Yamcha. Vegita: Well, the little (bleep) got in the way of my plans to sell the Earth. Jerry: Why would you want to sell the earth? Vegita: I'm a Saiyan, it's what I do. Yamcha: I can't believe I was left for this (bleep)ing psycho. Vegita: What the (bleep) did you say, Yamcha? Yamcha: Kiss my (bleep). Vegita: (bleep) you! Jerry: Calm down everyone. Vegita: He's just pissed off cause I'm more of a man then he'll ever be. Crowd begins chanting again. Yamcha: You're not even a man, you're a (bleep)ing monkey. Vegita holds up his hand and fires a Big Bang Attack at Yamcha. It goes through his stomach causing him to die. Jerry: Holy (bleep)!!! Vegita: That's what you get for (bleep)ing with my girl. Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!! Jerry: Uh, we'll be right back after these messages. Jerry Springer Show logo appears. Cut to commercials. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Part 2 and ending by SSJ499 Jerry: And were back!! Jerry: If you just joined us, this is the cast of characters from DragonBall Z. Jerry: Lets bring out our next guest Chaozu. Jerry: Hello, Chaozu Chaozu: Hi Jerry: Now, Chaozu, what are you here to tell us today. Chaozu: Well, Jerry, I wanted to tell my best friend Tien that I am actually a girl. Audience boos Jerry: OK, then lets get started, Tien?! Come on out!! Tien enters from left and sits down Tien: Why did you bring me here, Chaozu? Chaozu: Well Tien, I have to tell you something... Tien: What's that? Chaozu: Well, it's that.....I'm a female Tien: WHAT?!?! Chaozu: Yep, I just couldn't keep it a secret any longer, I'm sorry Tien. Tien: You little (bleep)!! I was your best friend. I hate you. Chaozu: Tien...(sniffs) Tien: Don't gimme that crap, you little piece of (bleep)... Audience Boos Chaozu: I said I'm sorry Tien: Sorry, My (bleep)!!! You suck!!, get away from me!! Chaozu: But Tien?? Chaozu scoots closer to Tien Tien: GET AWAY YOU LITTLE (Bleep)er!!! Tien makes a huge blast at Chaozu and fires it. Chaozu says something but no one hears Chaozu dies Audience Boos Jerry: Wow! Two deaths in one show, eggg All of a sudden Gohan runs onto the stage Jerry: What the... Crowd: Jerry, Jerry Gohan: Chaozu was my friend, even if he was a girl!!! Tien: Shut up!!! You little Monkey!!! Gohan charges and fires a Masenko at Tien, but barely misses Jerry: Woah, ok, someone get that kid outa here Security Guards try to grab Gohan, but Gohan pushes them away Tien: AHHH, You little (bleep)!!! Tien uses the multi-form teqnique and starts beating up Gohan Gohan: Father!?! Help me!!... Goku runs in as a Super Sayain Jerry: Now what... Goku: Tien, get away from him!!!!!! Tien: (bleep) You!!! Jerry: Can we settle this??? Other than fighting??? Gohan: It's ok, Jerry, My daddy will blow the (bleep) out of Tien Jerry: That's what I was afraid of Tien begins to attack Goku Crowd: Jerry, Jerry Goku Fires a KameHameHa at all 4 Tiens and hits them directly, causing Tien to Die Jerry: Jeez, another one... Gohan: YAY!! Crowd Cheers Jerry: And thats all for today, Come back for my thought of the day. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jerry: and we're back Jerry: Now what we learned today is that when you are angry at someone, and want to kill them, don't, it just isn't right. And even love counts such as the Bulma Case. Also, killing them with your ki isn't right either, So buh bye, see you next time on Jerry Springer!! Crowd Cheers