Parodies

Now down in Florida
all the dopes were countin chads.
Sayin Bush is gonna be leader
just like his old dad.
Then Gore busted in
scared the old guys to death.
With a rifle in his hands
and Starbucks in his breath.
From his head to his feet
he was chock full of ammo.
Like a little idiot dreesed up as Rambo
and he said with a dull look in his eyes
"Vote for me dammit
or your all gonna die!!!"
The night Al gore went crazy
the night whiney flipped his lid.
Relized he couldn't do it
so he'll recount until they say
"Gore you win."
Well Clinton is gone now
he dicided to eat him.
Everywhere you'll find boxes
of fake vote for him.
he tied up the Bush team
and he held em all hostage
and he ground up poor Cheney
into Chunky sasuage.
He got ol Lebermin with a
real big tank shell.
He was determined to take
the whole country right down to hell.
And he got a big sandwich
and he took out some Skippy
then he shouted to the crowd
"Now don't get snippy!!"
That's all I got right now More to come!
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