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The Interview Of The Trunks Trio!

~SSJ_Seripa, closely followed by the real Seripa, who is videotaping the whole thing is walking through Capsule Corp. trying to find the trio.~
Mirai no Trunks: *Is walking through the halls of Capsule Corp, whistling* I'm off to feed the chipmunks...la dee la...Oh, who are you?
SSJ_Seripa: Your worst nightmare...Actually, I'm here for an interview. Where's Chibi-you and GT-You?
Mirai: But I was just going to feed the chipmunks!
GT Trunks: *Is aimlessly wandering through the halls* Who's the reporter? And who's the person with the camera? Hey--YOU'RE SAIYA-JINS!
SSJ_Seripa: Uh, yeah. Where's Chibi--
Chibi Trunks: *Is seen running through the halls trying to escape Bulma for ruining an experiment with deadly machinery. He stops just before hitting into SSJ_Seripa.* Who are you?
SSJ_Seripa: Everyone, come with me, I have an interview to conduct for HUMORTV. And this is just about you guys! You should be honored. I think.
~The trio reluctantly follow, saying they are only doing this for all of their wonderful fans out there.~

Mirai: Be sure to get my good side on film!
Chibi: What do you mean? You're the ugly-me!
GT: Both of you, be quiet! I'm the coolest me of all!
SSJ_Seripa: *Sticks microphone up close to their faces, one by one.* So, rumor has it that you have many female fans. What do you have to say about that.
Mirai Trunks: *Blushes* Well...uh...
Chibi Trunks: Ewww...girls...
GT Trunks: *Smacks his chibi-self on the head* Well, uh...
SSJ_Seripa: And if I told you that they were all waiting outside until I finished this interview, what would you say?
Mirai: They're dangerous!
Chibi: They are?
GT: HELP!
SSJ_Seripa: They're not, I assure you. Now, on to the next question... Would you rather have Goku as your dad? I mean, Vegeta's not usually very nice to you and all...
Mirai Trunks: You knew my father?
Seripa: *Points to a TV and shows a clip of the Lion King..."Correction, I know your father!"*
Mirai: Oh yeah, he's alive in this time line.
Chibi Trunks: My daddy's better than Goten's! Goten's daddy's dead!
GT: Is that a trick question? Is it polite to ask about someone's family life?
SSJ_Seripa: I'll take that as a 'no'. So, if you had a day to do whatever you wanted, what would you do?
Chibi Trunks: ME FIRST! ME FIRST!
SSJ_Seripa:...Ok. *Gives him the microphone.*
Chibi: I would rob a candy store, go to lots of resteraunts and leave without paying...I would go fight in the adult division at the tournaments and...uh...and...I wouldn't feed the chipmunks!
Mirai: GIVE ME THAT MICROPHONE! *Snatches microphone away from Chibi Trunks* I never thought I could be so insensitive to the feelings of chipmunks. If I had a day to do whatever I wanted, I would feed the chipmunks. And then I would set them loose upon the world in a giant apocalyptic battle to end civilization as we know it and replace it with a good, kind ANDROID FREE WORLD! WHERE WE CAN ALL FEED THE CHIPMUNKS!
GT: Would I really have been this obsessive? I don't know what I would do...Maybe I'd blow up some stuff...that would be fun. Yeah. Destruction. Cool.
SSJ_Seripa: You seem to be the most sane of the bunch. I'll ask you first. What's your favorite word?
GT: Why? Is that inappropriate?
SSJ_Seripa: No. It's not. I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS, ANYHOW!
GT: Okay, okay. My favorite word is...uh...'tenth'.
SSJ_Seripa: Why?
GT: Because tenth sounds cool. It's got a 'th' sound. Ten. Th. That makes it tenth.
SSJ_Seripa: Yes. It does. Mirai! What's your favorite word?
Mirai: DEATH TO ANDROIDS!
SSJ_Seripa: That's 3 words.
Mirai: Oh...then 'chipmunks'. And then 'death to androids'.
Chibi Trunks: My favorite word is 'shutup'.
SSJ_Seripa: But that's two words.
Chibi: Shutup is one, shut up is two.
SSJ_Seripa: What's your favorite, REAL one letter word?
Chibi: Fine, fine. It's... "Hah." "HAH", as in "HAH", I'm the best me!