-The Start
I'm in the locker room of Yamcha and I'm gonna ask him a few questions before the battle begins.Umm..Yamcha?Huh,oh hi.Hi Yamcha,how do you feel about this battle against the Jackie Chan Wanna-be?What do you think repoter person?My name is SSJen.Yeah whatever,I feel great! First of all I know I'll win,the fans want me out there and I don't even need to train one bit!Hey,what are you doing in here anyways?I'm changin' into my cool fighting suit and that does involve taking off my clothes don't you know.I know but I need to know stuff first.Fine then.Hurry your butt up and ask me questions because I gotta meet a girl a few minutes before this easy battle.Ok,ok.Why are you meeting a girl?I mean Bulma didn't like you and now she's married with Vegeta and has a baby and...Ok!I get the point.Can't I meet other people? Yeah..but I thought you only liked Bulma.And if you still like her and go out with other girls than that's kinda cheating on the other isn't it?I don't like her ok?Then why do you have pictures of her in your gym bag?Uh..hehe..I was uh..gonna...umm throw them out..yeah tha'ts it..throw 'em out....Well after the talk with the girl you are meeting,I bet she won't like you.Hey!Why not?Cause I don't.Oh yeah,one more question?What's your special move?Uh..I dunno.I can kick that Jackie wanna-be's butt.Whatever.Where's he anyway?Oh here he is.Jack wanna-be,you gonna slash Yamcha up with that tight sword??Yes I am.I'm gonna win too.Now get outa my way.Fine...grumpy.Well that's it for now.See next time for the real fight! |
