Aiyaa!! My first GW fanfic!!
~VioletRose-Chan

My Insanity!! (Anime style ~.^)
(AKA: How much can I screw up the minds of the Dragon dudes and the 
Gundam guys!?)
(AAKA: An anime version of Saturday Night Live)

  ::A red curtain is drawn to show Duo and Goku::

Duo: Hey Goku, watch me pull this rabbit out of my hat.
Goku: Not this again Duo.
Duo: Nothin' up my sleeve! ::pulls out Ryo-Ohki:: Must've been the wrong
hat.
Goku: And now here's something we hope you'll really enjoy.
Duo: Waitaminute!! REALLY enjoy?! You trying to tell me that trick
wasn't good!? Why don't you say that to my face?!!?
Goku::Raises hands in air:: I call upon the earth...
Duo: Ah..crap::runs away::
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(How Colleen really got voted off)
::Goku walks upto the Survivor cast::
Jenna:....o...k...
Goku: What're you guys eating out of..?
Rich:..bowls...
Goku: Those aren't bowls!
Rudy:..what..?
Goku: Your using coconuts!
Rudy:...
Goku: Where'd ya get the coconuts!?
Sean:...we found them..
Goku: What..out here?
Jenna:..yeah...
Goku: But this is a game show!
Rich:..so..?
Goku: Coconuts are only found in tropical zones!! And don't give me that
'A swallow carried it' thing, I've already explained that a swallow must
beat it's wings ::chatter goes on::
Colleen: Can I be the next voted off...please?!
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Goku: I wonder where wer'e gonna find the next dragonball..?
Unknown voice off stage: LOOK UNDER THE DRAGON!!!
Goku:..wha..?
Different unkown voice: MOM!!!
Vegeta: Uh, these humans are disgusting lets just get outta here...
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::Scene: The Gundam Wing guys are going through a very well known DBZ
website, looking at a very well known area::

Duo: Check this out, 12 pages of this stuff..it's hilarious!
Quatre: Yeah..those DragonballZ guys think their so tough..

::Meanwhile, the dragon dudes are looking through something that comes
commonly in a Gundam Wing web site..::

Goku: Ha! Those Gundam guys think their sooo cool, just because their
the teen heart throbs at the moment...
Vegeta: Wait'll they see these yaoi fics...
Gohan: Hey!! Lookie at that site!! Temple O' Trunks!! Let's go there!!
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Trowa: Hey! A Gundam Wing fanfic site!! Go there!!

::5 minutes later..from both groups:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Update:  Both computers were trashed. Duo is still in need of
psychiatric help from the shock..Trowa is exploring his feminime
side...Heero has been staying a tad bit closer to Releena for some
reason..Wuefei..well....he's the same.....Quatre ran far far away and
hasn't been heard from since....and the DBZ guys all got drunk and
well....you get the picture...
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::A girl with short brown hair, wearring completely black walks out::
Girl: We are the best kept secret in the anime business. We are your
first, last, and only unkown characters. We live in Japan..wer'e cut out
in America.
Lunch: And were girls. Do you think there's a stereotype somewhere..?
Girl: Actually I was never in Gundam Wing to begin with. I'm made up by
the author.
Lunch: Oh...
Girl: But that's not the point..ah, forget it, Lunch you messed up the
script again!! This is why you were cut out of DragonballZ!!
Lunch:..Really..? I thought it was because I turn blonde when I sneezed.

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Vegeta::picks up the phone::: Wazzzzzzzuuuupppppp?!!?
Quatre: Waaaaaazzzzzzzuuuupppppppp?!?!?!
Master Roshi: Waaaaazzzzzuuuuuupppppp?!!
Duo: What the he-......
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Goku: So, those Gundam guys think their so hot n' sexy, huh!? Well,
let's see how they take it when they hear about this!
Vegeta: What?
Goku: Their gonna be totally re-dubbed..by FUNimation...
Trunks: Hehehehhehehe
--------Meanwhile..on the new GW----------
Duo: Crud...their gaining on us!
Trowa: Errrrr...::Heavyarms powers up, grunting..yes, the gundam grunted
**this IS FUNimation!**::
Heero: I'm supposed to be bleeding..not have digital paint on my face!!
Quatre:..what happened to my beer?...it just..turned blue.....
Wufei: No..I am not changing my name to Jackie Chan and that is final!!
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Vegeta: Ya know what?....that Zechs guy is pretty hot...
Bulma::Hits Vegeta over the head with a frying pan:: Traitor!!!!
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Goku: You know what? I figured out finnaly how to defeat you without the
use of ki or fighting, Duo.
Duo: Oh really?
Goku: Yup! ::Pulls on Duo's braid::
Duo: Mercy!! Mercy!! Help me!!
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DBZGANG:::Dressed in drag:: LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!
MasterRoshi: It's a jump to the left.
DBZG: And then a step to the right.
MR: Put your hands on your hips.
DBZG: And pull you knees in tight! Do the pelvic thrust...
Duo: Ya see? That's why Cartoon Network put us on after them.
Trowa: Why?
Duo: Were like the recovery team.
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Vegeta: Cause I'm Vegeta..yes I'm the real Veggie, all you other
Vegeta's are just imitatin' so won't the real Vegeta please stand up?!
Please stand up?!
Duo: Every little thing I do..never seems enough for you....
::millions of fan girls screaming for Duo::
Trowa: That's why N*Sync made it to No.1 on TRL faster than Eminem.
Wufei: Or..maybe it's that receding hairline of Vegeta's.
GWguys::look at Wufei::
Wufei: What? ::looks in mirror::..oh....::starts pouting::
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Gohan::music starts in background:: I wanna know if you can help
me..help me..Take me to the river. Put me in the water. Take me to the
river. Put me in the water.
Trowa: Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to take it, note for
note..don't worry...be happy..don't worry, be happy now
wooohoooohooohoohoohoohoohoohoo..  don't worry be happy.
VioletRose:(me!) ::holding a Big Mouth Billy Bass::...o...k...
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Otay! That is the end of my insanity..for now! Oh, and don't get me
wrong, I think Eminem kicks ass! I just woke up about 5 minutes ago (the
time is 3:05 pm) and wrote that part. BUT! My true insanity shalt not
end! I might makea part 2..not sure...Sayonara for now pplz!! Goodnight
Smurland..Goodnight San Francisco..Good night dust bunnies..and merry
Nano pet day!!
~VioletRose-Chan