Last time we left our heroes they were in Omochao Land due to Bob's electrified, stupefied, petrified, quantified Dreamcast! Anywho, Bob and Ian are the brains and Kent and Fred are the brawn. Will they ever get out of Namek... I mean... Omochao Land? Find out in this exciting episode of Welcome to Omochao Land!

Ian: So, what you wanna do?

Fred: I don't know, what you wanna do?

Ian: I don't know, what you wanna do?

Fred: Look, we do this every day, first I say, 'What you wanna do?' Then you say, 'I don’t know, what you wanna do?' It never ends!

Ian: Ok... so what you wanna do?

Fred: I... Now don't start that again!

Fred, Ian, Robert, and Kent Lee have been stuck in Omochao Land, the place where Sonic Adventure 3 takes place, for about a week now. They went to the main city and were told to go through all the levels of the game and win it in order to get out.

Bob: Look, we've been sitting' around for a week! When are we going to start?

Kent: I agree, let's go!

They all leave and enter the first level... somehow... They just do!

They are all of a sudden on snowboards going down a highway. They hear music.

“Rolling around at the speed of light, got to follow my multi-colored thing in the sky after rain!”

Bob: Sheesh, like this isn't familiar.

They skateboard down to the bottom and run into Sonic.

Sonic: This game of hide and seek is boring, I'm leaving now!

Bob: What the hell? Is this the same game?

Ian: Yes, I believe it... is.

Fred & Kent: ...

Fred: I have never played Sonic Adventure 2, so I wouldn't know.

Kent jumps into the air and becomes a ball. He freaks out and jumps again, homing attack Sonic and knocking him out.

Bob: Oh my God, you killed Sonic!

Kent: How?

Ian: Like I told you, the mangy monkey's carried him off!

All: ...

Ian: =)

Fred: Check his pulse.

Bob checks his pulse.

Bob: Yeah, he's dead. *sniff*

Ian: Are you crying dude?

Bob: No! I've... got something in my eye!

Kent: *sniff* me too.

Ian & Fred: ...

Fred: It's only a game.

Voice from Sky: The shoes...

Ian: The booze?

Voice from Sky: The shoes...

Fred: The news?

Voice from Sky: Put on the damn hedgehog's shoes!

All: Ooooohhh!

Bob: I want 'em, I want 'em!

Robert puts on Sonic's SOAP shoes and gets a weird look in his eye.

Bob: No time for games!

Ian: He's become Sonic!

Bob: The one who killed me!!!

He looks at Kent with an evil eye and home attacks him. Kent blows up into millions of tiny bits.

Fred: Oh my god, they killed Kent!

Ian: You bastards!

Bob/Sonic: Sonic Wind!

Sonic/Bob sends a piercing attack right through Ian's chest sending him to the afterlife.

Fred: Oh my god, they killed Ian!

Sonic/Bob: I will not stand for this any longer! I must rule the world!

Fred: AH!

Fred flees while Sonic/Bob admires himself in the lake water. It turns out with their ego's combined, they are super-egoed! (Super egoed? This writer must be smoking pot! I mean, super egoed? That's not even a real word!)

Man: All right, stay in line, no cutting people, this is the afterlife, not McDonalds!

Kent: Whoa, I must be dead, I sure hope I get to go to heaven.

Ian: Yeah, me too.

Kent: Ah! How did you get here?

Ian: Huh? Oh, Sonic killed me.

Kent: You mean Robert.

Ian: Right, right, Robert...

Kent: Whoa, I am next.

Kent walks into the judging room where a huge guy named... Um... His name is... (The author runs away.)

Guy: I AM THE ALMIGHTY JUDGE OF THE UNDERWORLD! WILL YOU GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL!? I DECIDE! MY NAME IS... UM... MY NAME IS... (Guy runs away.)

A new guy walks in and introduces himself as... Um... His name is... Roy! Yeah... That's it...

Roy: All right, let's see here... It says here you cheated on your biology test last year...

Kent: You know that?

Roy: I do now! Ha ha!

Kent: Dang...

Roy: Well, this looks like mediocre stuff, I'd say you're in... Wait a tic, what is this!? It says you and Ian are the same person!

Ian: Aw nuts, I mean... Aw nuts.

Roy: It turns out your spirit was separated at birth into two different bodies, so now you have to become one. That is why Bob/Sonic killed Ian, because you both have to be judged together. You must now be merged as one!

(Author's Note: This idea of Ian and Kent Lee as one person is not as good as I thought. So let's skip ahead.)

One Hour Later...

Ian Lee: Wow, thanks Roy, now I am cooler then ever!

Roy: Sing it sister!

Ian: ...That was... unexpected...

Still to be judged is Ian Lee! Will Sonic ever leave Bob's body, and will Ian Lee go to heaven or hell? Find out next time on Omochao Land!