Last time in Omochao Land, Ian Lee entered Hell, and Bonic and Fred got into a crazy fight. They have all discovered that the rules are no different then the rules of a computer program. Some can be bent, others… broken. (I, Kent Lee, copyright that line). Anywho, the story is going from screenplay to an actual written story. That means quotation marks and everything. (Note: This will make no sense, I am making it up as I go…)

Ian Lee: Carry on! Carry on!

Satan: Cause nothing really matters… to me!

Ian Lee: Too late… my time has come…

Satan: Sent shivers down my spine.

Author doesn’t feel like writing in quotes… I’ll kill you all!!!

Fred and Bonic are in an intense fight. Fred is clearly winning… wait, or is it Bonic? They are moving so fast, not even the author can see them! Fred puts all three grenades in Bonic’s mouth and pulls the pins. He kicks him back and dives for cover.

Bert the Turtle: Way to duck and cover Fred, just like in a nuclear attack!

Bonic: Daffmn yfffou!

Bonic’s head explodes and flesh and bone go flying everywhere. Fred smiles with satisfaction.

Fred: Poison!

Suddenly, Fred’s smile fades as Bonic’s head begins to grow back.

Bonic: You insensitive jerk! Do you have any idea how much that stings!?

Fred’s eyes widen.

(Author’s note: Whom the hell do I think I am writing this stuff? I am just going to free style for a while)

Yo, yo, yo. Pentium 2 to the Pentium shoe, I want to use my Pentium shoe.
But you must know, that using a Mac makes be blue!
At least I didn’t eat that pie, I ate some turkey on rye!
I wrote this song to sound like a punk,
And someone said that it really stunk.
So I changed the words just a little bit,
Now it sounds completely like sh*t!

While Ian and the broken-armed Satan are signing Queen songs, Ian decides to leave Hell and find Fred and Bonic. He uses his Matrix like powers to fly into the air and return to the regular world, with halo and all!

Ian Lee: Now, if only I knew where Fred was…

Ian hears a scream in the background that sounds a lot like Fred’s voice.

Ian Lee: Fred, I’m coming!!

Ian arrives to see Fred on the ground getting his back smashed with Bonic’s fist. Ian lunges at Bonic knocking him off balance then getting behind him and wrapping his arms around him.

Ian: Quick, shoot a blast through his chest.

Fred: What is this, Dragonball Z? I mean… ok! …Makankosappo!!

Fred shoots a screw attack right through Ian and Bonic’s chest. Bonic falls dead to the ground with a huge hole in his chest while Ian is perfectly fine.

Fred: You’re… alive… But how?

Ian points to his halo and smiles.

Ian: You can’t kill what’s already dead!

Fred: So… let’s get out of this game, huh?

Ian and Fred are about to leave the game when Eggman (Dr. Robotnik) appears in front of them.

Eggman: No one leaves this game alive, except me! Show me the secret exit or I will kill the both of you!

Fred: Ha, ha, you must be joking.

Fred lunges at Eggman kicking and punching like mad; Eggman is easily blocking the hits with one hand. He grabs Fred’s wrist and bends it back.

Eggman: You think I don’t know of the Matrix-like effects of being in a computer program?

Eggman takes off his mask revealing that he is really… Andy. The elusive Andy! The amazing Andy! Fred, Ian, and Andy start laughing.

Ian: Dude, how long have you been in here?

Andy: Oh, I came right after you guys; I went up to Bob’s room and got electrocuted too. But I replaced the coding of Dr. Eggman, so I became him. I eventually gained control and realized that I am the one. I can manipulate the coding like I am part of it.

Fred: Ok, let’s get out of here…

Ian takes out a remote control looking thing and presses a button. A weird portal opens up. Ian jumps through first.

Fred: Aren’t you coming?

Andy: Give me the remote, I’ll save Bob and get out of here with him.

Fred: OK, see ya later.

Fred jumps through and tosses the remote behind him as he leaves. Andy smiles and crushes the remote in his hand.

Andy: I will never leave; I am a God here! Bonic will be my slave, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Bonic arrives in hell only to find that Satan has a broken arm and cannot enforce the rules. He kills Satan, thus becoming the new Satan!

Bonic: Bonic-man, Bonic-man, does whatever a Bonic can.
Spins around, anytime, jumps on springs, just like pie!
Watch out, here comes the Bonic-man!

Satan: Shut up.

Bonic: Silence, I am the new Prince of Darkness!

Satan: Only in this universe! There are multi-verses! Just like in “The One.”

Bonic: Shut up boy! You wanna get sued?

Satan: Sorry…

Bonic: Well, I’m leaving now. Wingardium Lexiousah!

Using his levitation spell ripped off from Harry Potter, Bonic floats out of Hell into the physical plane.

Bonic runs into Andy up on the physical plane and using his new Satan-like powers, he can rival Andy’s power as being “the one” in this Matrix-like world.

Andy: Die Lucifer!

Bonic: Luci-who?

Andy: Luci-FER.

Bonic: Who-fer?

Andy: LUCIFER!!!

Bonic: Fuck you!

Andy: Fuck your mom!

Bonic punches Andy and ends the stupid dialogue.

Andy: Ouch, that really hurt!

Bonic: No shit.

Watson: I must find the missing Dreamcast!

Who will win the fight between Andy and Bonic? Who the hell is Watson? Did Ian and Fred make it back to the real world, and how will Andy and/or Bonic make it back without the remote?

Why is this fanfic about everything except Omochao Land?

Stay tuned!