Last time in Omochao Land, Fred and Ian Lee returned to the real world using a Sliders-like-universe-traveling-remote. Bonic killed Satan, thus becoming the new Satan. He then flew up out of Hell to fight Andy, who was disguised as Eggman and crushed the remote after Fred and Ian left. Andy is “the One” of the Sonic 2 world, but Bonic is Sonic, Satan, and Robert combined so they are equally matched. Enjoy!

Fred: It’s been four days now, shouldn’t they be back by now?

Ian: Hmmm…. You’re right, I wonder what’s taking them so freaking long?

Fred: Well, there’s only one way to find out.

Fred pulls out Ian’s GameCube and a can of soda. He turns on the GameCube and opens the soda.

Ian: No, I have Robotech in there, it will never work!

Fred pours the soda on the GameCube before he can register what Ian said. They both get electrocuted and sent into the depth of space right in the middle of a Robotech: Battlecry level.

Fred: I can’t breath, we’re in space!

Ian: No shit!

As their blood boils, they both loose consciousness seconds before dying in the cold of space…

Watson: I must find the missing Dreamcast!

Andy: Die you stupid hamster!

Andy kicks him and he goes flying into the air until he disappears.

Bonic: Wait, Dreamcast? My name is Bob, not Bonic. Get out of me Sonic!

Bob screams out in agony as the Soap Shoes of Sonic the Hedgehog fly off of him.

The shoes run around on their own before falling seemingly motionless on the ground.

Andy: That was…. Weird…

Bobifer: Now that I got rid of Sonic, I am merely a fusion of Bob and Lucifer. I am now Bobifer!

Andy: Right, I’m taking these shoes.

Andy puts on the shoes and becomes a fusion of Andy and Sonic. He is now Sandy!

Sandy: This is some crazy shit.

Bobifer: You can say that again.

(Author: This is some STUPID shit if you ask me. Let’s get through this fusion nonsense and get to the fight.)

Andy: Whoa, I can’t believe we had to do all that to get rid of Sonic and Lucifer.

Bob: Yeah, let’s never speak of it again.

Andy: You will die, Bob!

Bob: I’m taking you with me!

Andy: Wait, why are we fighting? What’s the point? Why don’t we make peace, and not war?

Bob: You’re right, let’s get out of this crazy game and back to normal, buddy.

Bob turns around to start leaving and Andy grabs his head and breaks it off.

Andy: Ha, ha, sucker!

Andy decides to smite Bob even more; he buries his body and dances about on his grave.

Andy: I kill you, I kill you; you’re one sorry piece of poo!

Just when he felt the icy hand of Death upon him, Ian woke up in his room next to a wet GameCube. Fred is next to him.

Ian: You moron, way to ruin my GameCube and get us killed!

Fred: Duh, sorry. You know how dumb I am… But how did we get back here?

Ian: I guess when you die in that world you come back to the real world.

Fred: That don’t make no sense! When you died you went to their version of Hell.

Ian: I guess Robotech doesn’t have any Hell in it.

Fred: And Sonic does? Do you remember ever going to Hell in Sonic?

Ian: No… that IS weird.

Fred: You can say that again!

Ian: That IS weird.

Fred: I heard you the first time…

Ian: But you told me to say it again.

Fred: Now who’s the stupid one?

Ian: You called yourself stupid! I never said anything!

Fred: Shut up!

Fred lunges at Ian and starts beating him up.

Ian dies.

Fred: That took care of him!

Suddenly Bob appears out of nowhere.

Bob: Fred! Where the heck are we? Why is Ian dead?

Fred: Forget that! We are back in the real world. Did you die in the Sonic world?

Bob: Yeah, but I ended up here instead of in Sonic Hell… Weird…

Fred: You die!

Fred lunges at Bob and starts beating him up.

Bob dies.

Fred: Macho, macho man! I want to be, a macho man!

Fred: Hmmm… everybody’s dead. Might as well join the party…

Fred lunges at Fred and starts beating him up.

Fred dies.

Okay… everybody but Andy is dead. And he is still in the Sonic world! So how is this story ever going to progress? It isn’t! I mean… there are some surprises coming up in Chapter 6… So stay tuned!