Last time in Omochao Land, it was revealed that Fred and Andy hold the key to escaping back to the real world, which is why Tim got Pat and Tedder to kidnap them. It was also revealed that Ian is working with Tim and he killed Bob and took Andy hostage. They are on their way to meet up with Fred and Tom, who still don’t know Ian is a traitor.

The radio crackled, “Ian, Andy, Bob, you guys almost here?”

Ian picked up his walkie-talkie and said into it, “We’re almost there Fred.”

Andy: Are you going to kill Tom?

Ian: That’s up to Tim. But he deals with traitors much more harshly than I dealt with Bob. Now, open that door ahead.

Andy opens the door and standing in front of them are Tom and Fred.

Andy: He’s a traitor! Run!

Ian: Bastard!

Tom and Fred leap off to the sides and Andy dives at Ian. He is about to tackle Ian when he freezes in mid-air. Everyone is suddenly unable to move. Fred is in a very embarrassing position as he was in the middle of a somersault.

Suddenly the wall opens and Tim is standing there with many guards behind him.

Tim: Ian, what happened?

Ian: Well, sir, I killed Bob and…

Tim: WHAT? How?

Ian: Well, I shot him.

Tim moves his hand and shoves everyone to the wall. He seems to have telekinetic powers.

Tim: You goddamn coward. That’s not the way a man settles things. Are you a man or a mouse?

Ian: Well, sir, you’re a mouse.

Tim: SILENCE. You’ve really pissed me off.

Tim turns his head towards Tom, Fred, and Andy, the three remaining heroes.

Tim: Now… what to do with you three… I guess we don’t REALLY need Tom. But I prefer not to kill people pointlessly, unlike my servant Ian. Pat had it better; he knew how to use his cunning and wits to get his way, unlike Ian, who just decided to start shooting.

Andy: F**k you. Let us go, you call Ian a coward but you’re the one holding us captive instead of fighting us.

Tim: It’s a battle you want?

Fred: Yeah, we can take you and all your stupid guards!

Tim: I have a proposition… A test of wits!

Tom: Sigh… Tim will never change.

Host: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the new hit game show, Please Don’t Kill Me. The show where if you lose, you die! I’m your host, Matt Cells and I own a bank. Let’s start the show.

Host: Contestant Number 1 is a Cancer from the great state of Wisconsin. He is considered a traitor by the Great One, Tim, and has the ability to turn into a giant goat-man with super-human powers. Let’s give a warm welcome to Tom!

The crowd, full of Tim supporters, boos and throws tomatoes at Tom.

Tom: Hey! I’ll sue your asses!

Host: Contestant Number 2 is a Pisces named Fred and he’s been known to cheat at card games, specifically Hearts. Rumors on the internets suggest that he has a dragon-love-fetish. That’s just plain weird! Let’s give him a nice greeting!

The crowd, again, boos and throws tomatoes.

Fred: Hey! What happens between me and Fred’s Dragon is my business!

Host: Contestant Number 3 is a Libra named Andy. He loves maps and hates Pat. It’s a lovely balance. Let’s welcome him!

The crowd boos until Andy gives them a mean look and they kind of quiet down.

Host: Contestant Number 4 is a Cancer named Ian. The great dictator Tim has banned him from ever eating chocolate again because it makes him insane. He is on the good side, though! Tim’s loyal servant and double-agent, let’s give him a cheer!

The crowd goes nuts and cheers Ian on enthusiastically, while Ian bows and blows kisses to them.

Host: Contestant Number 5 is our very own Tim! Every game with him is like a physics lesson! Need I say more?

The crowd goes crazy and cheers. Many girls whistle and yell “Marry me Tim!”

Host: Tim is quite the ladies man, chuckle. Let’s start the show!

Host: The contestants will be divided into 2 groups, the terrorist rebels and the loyal and awesome Tim-supporters, so it will be Ian and Tim versus Andy, Fred, and Tom; or as I like to call them, Team Awesome Kick Ass and Team Will Be Dead Soon.

Host: Okay, hands on your buzzers, here’s the first question. What is Tim the Great’s favorite food?

Andy: How are we supposed to know that??

Host: Please buzz in before talking!

Andy hits his buzzer many times. “It doesn’t work!”

Host: Oh, uh… we’ll get someone to look at that…

Tim buzzes in. “Stringed cheese!”

Host: That is correct! 1,000 points to Team Awesome Kick Ass!

Andy: 1,000 points??? How many do you need to win?

Host: Um… 30… Tim and Team Awesome Kicks Ass wins! Team Will Be Dead Soon is going to have to die I am afraid.

Andy: That was totally fixed!

Host: What makes you say that? And look on the bright side, it’s just Round 1, only one of you has to die! Tim gets to pick.

Tim: Kill Tom.

As the guards approach Tom, Fred takes off his shoe and throws it at Tim, knocking him out cold.

Fred: He can’t use his mind powers! Now, attack!

Tom turns into his goat-man form and starts tearing the stage apart. He starts by throwing the Host out the window. Andy and Fred use a series of martial arts moves to take out all the guards, and then they each get a machine gun from the guards and point it at Ian.

Andy: Give us all the money in the registers!

Ian: What?

Andy: Sorry, I got caught up in the moment… Now it’s your turn to pay.

Andy pulls the trigger and shoots Ian in the head.

Fred picks up Tim and puts him in his pocket. (He’s a mouse, remember?) Then Andy and Fred, followed by Tom, are about to run out the door when all the doors shut and every window is covered with steel sheets.

Fred: What is going on?

Tom (now powered down and in normal human form): I don’t know.

Suddenly a voice came out of nowhere and speaks to them.

Voice: I have seen enough, it’s time to tell you what’s really going on. First, the others will join you.

A door on the other side of the room opens up and Bob walks out.

Andy: Oh my God!

Fred: I can’t believe it!

Tom: Ooah!

Suddenly Ian gets up from the ground, his head wound is gone. He touches his head in amazement then yells out in pain. He splits in half back into Ian and Kent Lee.

Ian: What is going on?

Kent: We split up again…

Tim then jumps out of Fred’s pocket and transforms back into a human, his true self.

Tim: I can’t believe it, I’m human again.

Kent: But you’re still short.

The whole group of people from the real world, who had come into the world of Omochao Land separately through different video game systems, all stood around staring at each other in amazement, when suddenly they hear a man clear his throat.

They look up at the door, in amazement at who they see standing there.

To be concluded in Chapter 6…